Cover Me! I'm Changing Lanes...
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Things observed in Scamerati hotspot in space of one week or so...(Kept a diary 
)
Average Driver Thinking in Kodak County....
"I can see a parking space that I want to move into, but I won't indicate my intentions until I have passed the space and you are right behind me. The I will stop, indicate, select my reverse gear - and do you feel lucky .. really lucky...
cos you and all the guys behind you are just gonna have to reverse else I drive into ya - OK!" 
On M6 in superlatively bad weather.
"I've got better brakes than you so it's OK for me to sit on your bumper - even though I have L2 and L3 to use... I'm so close behind you - you cannot even see my number plate ... so even if you did decide to call cops .....(and fat lot of good that would do cos they are not here to cop me at it -nanananana..and unless they actually see me at it nanananana!..
"
In town centre
"I've been waiting here at this junction for long enough now - so I'm just gonna pull out in front of you!"
On a dual carriageway or any motorway in UK - but most especially the ones in Kodak County (the one with the Speed Course and the yellow forests)
"I'll overtake you in my clapped out Nova at half an mph faster than you are going - and once I am in front - I will go slower than the speed limit!"
and
"They keep telling me speed kills. I know - I'll speed up a bit, get sh!t scared and bang on the brakes. I shall keep on doing this because they keep telling me that going too fast will kill me. This means you are stuck behind me....and cannot overtake because of my erratic driving . But no matter at least the light show will stop you nodding off in boredom..."
Und then they wonder why they still have a high death rate there ......
) Average Driver Thinking in Kodak County....
"I can see a parking space that I want to move into, but I won't indicate my intentions until I have passed the space and you are right behind me. The I will stop, indicate, select my reverse gear - and do you feel lucky .. really lucky...
cos you and all the guys behind you are just gonna have to reverse else I drive into ya - OK!" On M6 in superlatively bad weather.
"I've got better brakes than you so it's OK for me to sit on your bumper - even though I have L2 and L3 to use... I'm so close behind you - you cannot even see my number plate ... so even if you did decide to call cops .....(and fat lot of good that would do cos they are not here to cop me at it -nanananana..and unless they actually see me at it nanananana!..
" In town centre
"I've been waiting here at this junction for long enough now - so I'm just gonna pull out in front of you!"
On a dual carriageway or any motorway in UK - but most especially the ones in Kodak County (the one with the Speed Course and the yellow forests)
"I'll overtake you in my clapped out Nova at half an mph faster than you are going - and once I am in front - I will go slower than the speed limit!"
and
"They keep telling me speed kills. I know - I'll speed up a bit, get sh!t scared and bang on the brakes. I shall keep on doing this because they keep telling me that going too fast will kill me. This means you are stuck behind me....and cannot overtake because of my erratic driving . But no matter at least the light show will stop you nodding off in boredom..."
Und then they wonder why they still have a high death rate there ......
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