straightening out my nose
straightening out my nose
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OlberJ

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14,101 posts

262 months

Thursday 5th September 2013
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Got into a fight when I was a teenager, nose was broken and was never quite set right.

I'd like to get it straightened up again, so what's my options?

Get in another fight? Might break the wrong bit.

See my doctor? No chance on the nhs.

Go private? How much would that even cost!?


Simon Brooks

1,527 posts

280 months

Thursday 5th September 2013
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Join a rugby club. Somebody will eventually straighten it FOC. :-)

GP might be able to refer you to NHS if its affecting your breathing

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

262 months

Thursday 5th September 2013
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Nah, its not that bad, just something I'd always meant to get sorted. Just shaved my head and its suddenly more noticeable hehe

smiffy180

6,029 posts

179 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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An ex mate (he's a wker smile) had his nose done privately, I think it cost circa £10k but bank of mum and dad paid for it so probably wasn't the cheapest. I know he had his own ps3 in his room and that!

SSC!

1,849 posts

209 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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OlberJ said:
Nah, its not that bad, just something I'd always meant to get sorted. Just shaved my head and its suddenly more noticeable hehe
Have to say its something I've never even noticed on you!!

Juanco20

3,352 posts

222 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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Funny timing, I'm sat in a private hospital having just come around from surgery

I had mine done privately 18 months ago. Big bump on the bridge and excessive projection. He did a great job with the bridge, but the tip was still quite over projected. Today was a revision to just take a bit more cartilage out of the septum to just set the tip back that tiny bit more. If all has gone well then it should be how I've always wanted it

Initially surgery cost just over 3500 and revision was 1500 (mainly hospital fee as the surgeon waived most of his fee with it being revision)

There is only so much that can be done to the tip otherwise it will lose its stability and just look stupid. But if its more the straightening of the bone etc then they should be able to give you the result youre looking for. It's difficult to say without seeing a photo. Well worth booking a consultation and seeing what a surgeon has to say though

I can PM you details of who my surgeon was but its a bit of a distance to travel for you. He's a really nice guy and does a lot of charity work all over the world for various injuries from natural disasters etc. Send us a message if you'd like more info

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

262 months

Friday 6th September 2013
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Cheers for that. I'm not fussed about the actual nose itself so it's not surgery really, just re-setting the bone at the bridge straight again.

Mastodon2

14,322 posts

194 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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Won't the NHS do it if it's affecting your mental wellbeing? I have a bent schneck as a result of a fight as a teenager, I've never wanted it fixed, but it was offered to me at the time and I was told by the NHS consultant that saw me that I could get it done later, particularly so if it was affecting my confidence or making me depressed.

It's never bothered me, although it does make it hard to find a pair of sunglasses that don't sit wonky, and sometimes my left nostril (which is slightly narrower than my right due to my septum deviating in that direction) whistles slightly when I breathe through my nose.

Cheib

25,361 posts

204 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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if you live in or near London Niall Kirkpatrick is your man http://niallkirkpatrick.com

My wife's nose had an accident with a hockey stick when she was a kid....she actually used to work for him as a nurse and he sorted it out for her for free. He's in a practice with three or four other surgeons who are all at the top of the reconstructive/plastic surgery field. Spends most of his time working miracles with kids at his NHS clinic but sorts out dodgy noses too!

Happy82

15,078 posts

198 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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Thought of getting tit implants to take attention away from the nose?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-boob-job-...

dalzo

1,877 posts

165 months

Saturday 7th September 2013
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Thinking of getting this done aswell, apart from a very slight bump at the top of my nose that I'm not even really bothered my right nostril is blocked, total pain in the arse if I get a cold and my only good nostril gets blocked

hman

7,497 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th September 2013
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had mine re-set after a big crash, FOC.

OlberJ

Original Poster:

14,101 posts

262 months

Thursday 12th September 2013
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So i just need to get someone to break it for me then.

I see a money making scheme here hehe

mattnunn

14,041 posts

190 months

Thursday 12th September 2013
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Stop looking in the mirror and MTFU, besides chicks love a broken nose and squashed in face i.e Daniel Craig.

Council Baby

19,746 posts

219 months

Thursday 12th September 2013
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I had mine done on the NHS took about 2 years of waiting. It had been broken twice in my late teens and I only had one nostril, the other was completely blocked.

If you're willing to wait they'll sort it if it's an issue or for the above reasons.

Don't get a lift home from the hospital on a motorbike though, getting the helmet on and off was the most painful part of the procedure wink

Happy82

15,078 posts

198 months

Thursday 12th September 2013
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Council Baby said:
I had mine done on the NHS took about 2 years of waiting. It had been broken twice in my late teens and I only had one nostril, the other was completely blocked.

If you're willing to wait they'll sort it if it's an issue or for the above reasons.

Don't get a lift home from the hospital on a motorbike though, getting the helmet on and off was the most painful part of the procedure wink
Make sure you avoid a summer operation if you suffer hayfever too!