Stolen from Chislehurst (Bromley) Monaco Blue E61 M5 FE57GNF
Stolen from Chislehurst (Bromley) Monaco Blue E61 M5 FE57GNF
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Cheburator mk2

Original Poster:

3,197 posts

225 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Just as the title says...

Woke up this morning to find the driveway empty. Must have happened between 12am and 6am. No broken glass, no nothing. Very clean and professional. The car had the BMW fix, which as I always suspected is not really a fix. If you see it anywhere you know what to do. Not have much hope that it will be found, I hope its new owner in South Africa or wherever high end stolen cars are shipped to these days enjoys it as much as I did...

And now for the joy of dealing with insurance companies and their valuations...

Bigglez

147 posts

161 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Oh cheb mate!

I'm so sorry. I really really hope you get it back.

Terrifies me as I'm not very far away at all..

bds!

ArsE92

21,309 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Cheburator mk2 said:
Just as the title says...

Woke up this morning to find the driveway empty. Must have happened between 12am and 6am. No broken glass, no nothing. Very clean and professional. The car had the BMW fix, which as I always suspected is not really a fix. If you see it anywhere you know what to do. Not have much hope that it will be found, I hope its new owner in South Africa or wherever high end stolen cars are shipped to these days enjoys it as much as I did...

And now for the joy of dealing with insurance companies and their valuations...
Jesus. Sorry to hear that.

Doesn't the BMW 'fix' prevent blank keys being added to the car? If so, they must have just pushed it down the road then lifted it onto a truck or something?

Cheburator mk2

Original Poster:

3,197 posts

225 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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ArsE92 said:
Jesus. Sorry to hear that.

Doesn't the BMW 'fix' prevent blank keys being added to the car? If so, they must have just pushed it down the road then lifted it onto a truck or something?
No broken glass, so somehow they managed to open it... Also, there is no way you can come out of my drive without starting the car - or you need an army of thieves to push up hill and turn at 90 deg at the same time... Defo a repogrammed key... It only had 1/4 tank left in it, they could not have gone far...silly

ArsE92

21,309 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Cheburator mk2 said:
ArsE92 said:
Jesus. Sorry to hear that.

Doesn't the BMW 'fix' prevent blank keys being added to the car? If so, they must have just pushed it down the road then lifted it onto a truck or something?
No broken glass, so somehow they managed to open it... Also, there is no way you can come out of my drive without starting the car - or you need an army of thieves to push up hill and turn at 90 deg at the same time... Defo a repogrammed key... It only had 1/4 tank left in it, they could not have gone far...silly
Gah. Well I hope the s die a slow painful death.

Good to see you seem to be in reasonably high spirits though.

Pferdestarke

7,192 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear this.

SO the fix wasn't a true solution? Just a token reaction to the furore that had threatened BMW's reputation?

ArsE92

21,309 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Pferdestarke said:
SO the fix wasn't a true solution? Just a token reaction to the furore that had threatened BMW's reputation?
Without knowing how OP's car was stolen it's impossible to say.

If the fix prevented the adding of new keys through the OBD port without an original key present, and that had been applied to OP's car, then the scum couldn't have used that method.

wheelsmith

138 posts

168 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear this Cheburator

Hope you get it sorted quickly

Contigo

3,130 posts

235 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear this mate but glad they didn't have to come in for the key. There is one thing to be said for having the silencer delete and that is that the damn thing will wake the whole house and neighbourhood up!

I am amazed that they can take cars like this despite the fix, I wonder how long it is before mine is gone as it sits on the drive too.


ecain63

10,646 posts

201 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Glad i dont have mine anymore! How many E61 owners on here have had their cars nicked or at least attempted to be nicked? Its a good number by now.

Sorry to hear it mate.

Skrambles

1,357 posts

290 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear the bad news. Did you have a tracker?

MerseaBoy

234 posts

286 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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I may be wrong but I understand the "fix" stops the window dropping when you turn the key (or any other object) in the lock. I don't think its does anything to the ODB port. So its not a proper fix.

Contigo

3,130 posts

235 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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MerseaBoy said:
I may be wrong but I understand the "fix" stops the window dropping when you turn the key (or any other object) in the lock. I don't think its does anything to the ODB port. So its not a proper fix.
The fix was meant to disable the OBD port without a key. The windows were being smashed (small quarterlight) and the thieves reaching in and hooking up machine onto OBD port and then programming blank key outside of the car.

Babw

1,034 posts

172 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Horrible news. Best of luck with the dealings.

Neptune300

56 posts

162 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Really bad news sorry to hear this.
One of the reasons for selling mine last month was the fear of leaving it anywhere.
Having it nicked or some mindless mutant keying the car.

Carlton Banks

3,675 posts

262 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear this mate- remember reading http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Hope you have luck retrieving it.

Scumbags

ss1977

89 posts

211 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Really sorry to hear this also. Hope you get a satisfactory outcome from the insurers.

NiceCupOfTea

25,558 posts

277 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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Sorry to hear that chap. For what it's worth I'll keep an eye out around Bromley. Have the police been much help? Is it likely to be parked up somewhere waiting to see if it has a tracker?

ss1977

89 posts

211 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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MerseaBoy said:
I may be wrong but I understand the "fix" stops the window dropping when you turn the key (or any other object) in the lock. I don't think its does anything to the ODB port. So its not a proper fix.
The chap who fitted my additional security also mentioned this.

gaz1234

5,233 posts

245 months

Tuesday 10th September 2013
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BMW are a joke