Dirty takeaway menus Volume 1

[RSoovy4]

Afficionados of the Dirty Takeaway thread will doubtless, like me, derive enormous pleasure from perusing menus detailing filthy takeaways from various parts of the country/world.

It's always a pleasure to see what's on offer and compare with your "home fixture".

So here we go.

Post scans of your "weapon of choice" dirty takeaway place, so that others may salivate at the wondrous greasy manna on offer.

I'll start.

[vladcjelli]

Admirable, but the spelling police are going to have a field day in here!

[sherman]

One of the local ones that I use rather frequently. It serves Turkish, Italian, American and Indian food all out of the same shop.

[Dan_1981]

I need a scanner.

I have a drawer full.

[shakotan]

vladcjelli said:

Admirable, but the spelling police are going to have a field day in here!

I'm having trouble spotting any problems with that menu at all.

Unless of course you are referring to 'kabob' and 'hummus', both of which are perfectly acceptable variants.

[Digger]

How about circling your favourites?

[clarkey]

The Lebanese one looks great, where is it?

[vladcjelli]

shakotan said:

vladcjelli said:

Admirable, but the spelling police are going to have a field day in here!

I'm having trouble spotting any problems with that menu at all.

Unless of course you are referring to 'kabob' and 'hummus', both of which are perfectly acceptable variants.

Sorry, point obviously not made clearly enough.

Not this menu, but the huge number of menus that will undoubtedly be posted containing many spelling errors.

Clearer?

[RSoovy4]

BIG BEAST 27 INCH PIZZA????!?!?!?!



Winner!

sherman said:

One of the local ones that I use rather frequently. It serves Turkish, Italian, American and Indian food all out of the same shop.

[illmonkey]

Oh Soovy, you're playing dirty. This was my thread, MINE MINE MINE.

Retract or I will pull the rug from under you. ... I will take your livelihood
I'm 4 times stronger than you.
You'll get A good kicking from my big brother who is on leave from the Army

Delete at your peril.

Edited by illmonkey on Thursday 12th September 15:53

[RSoovy4]

illmonkey said:

Oh Soovy, you're playing dirty. This was my thread, MINE MINE MINE.

It just needed doing. I did look to see if anyone had done one and they hadn't.

Take it, it's yours

[illmonkey]

RSoovy4 said:

illmonkey said:

Oh Soovy, you're playing dirty. This was my thread, MINE MINE MINE.

It just needed doing. I did look to see if anyone had done one and they hadn't.

Take it, it's yours

*Throws toys at floor.

Ah man, you missed my edit. Now its not got any weight behind it.

[RSoovy4]

illmonkey said:

RSoovy4 said:

illmonkey said:

Oh Soovy, you're playing dirty. This was my thread, MINE MINE MINE.

It just needed doing. I did look to see if anyone had done one and they hadn't.

Take it, it's yours

*Throws toys at floor.

Ah man, you missed my edit. Now its not got any weight behind it.

Your bother has though by the sounds of it.

Look, I'm sorry chap.

It's yours, here's the deeds.

[calibrax]

Short, simple and perfect.

[sherman]

RSoovy4 said:

BIG BEAST 27 INCH PIZZA????!?!?!?!



Winner!

sherman said:

One of the local ones that I use rather frequently. It serves Turkish, Italian, American and Indian food all out of the same shop.

Even better is that you can get it with a square base. You need 2 hands to hold the box and it still sags slightly in the middle its that big.

[TIGA84]

And stuff the crust!!!!!

for £3.90

Not surprising given the size!

[bobbo89]

Where my kebabs have been coming from the previous 2 Sundays, no. 26, they're rather good!

[giblet]

Bookmarking this thread for later, will scan the menus from my usual haunts and post them up on the weekend.

[Cupramax]

My local emporium of after pub junk.