Having trouble pulling? You need this

[oldnbold]

So if you havn't been able to attract some female action for a while you need this.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161107374385?ru=http%3A%...

No affiliation to the seller, the Q&A's at the end are worth a read.

[airbrakes]

[Crusoe]

I would make sure you cleaned the seats


watch out for traps with tied up dogs when you go to collect

[addz86]

Fantastic! Tempted to chuck a cheeky bid in...

[anonymous-user]

To be fair that's really quite good

[Silverbullet767]

ebay seller said:

Small tear in driver seat - I've covered it with rape tape so it doesn't get any worse.

[im]

"Tuna Canoe"

[MrBrightSi]

I remember when i had my MR2 Mk2, was in a destructive relationship with one epic SWT.

She knew how to use her mouth for more than talking, so i suppose the Ad is right, she did love the mr2.

[Axionknight]

I never get tired of a good old comedy ebay car advert.

[CRA2Y]

Ridiculous, from ownership of many dozens of cars I can tell you that there are only THREE (affordable) pussy waggons...

Alfa Romeo Spider
WW2 Jeep
Any Old Rusty VW Beetle

[DamienB]

"rape tape"



I'm soooo never saying "gaffa tape" ever again.

[B.J.W]

Proper laughed out loud at that......

Probably more honest about his car than the majority of people on e-bay, despite the comedy.

[Marvib]

"Hi Sadie Judging by the lack of curbing to the alloy wheels and the general health of the clutch / gearbox I don't think the car has been driven by a woman before."

[Vieste]

Crusoe said:

I would make sure you cleaned the seats


watch out for traps with tied up dogs when you go to collect

is that lube?