Why do People Key Cars?

[ChimpOnGas]

Why oh why do people do this?













I'll have the little fekker when I catch him.

[rigga]

wkers ...I hate the attitude of some people to others property ...

[phazed]

Had that done on my chims wing when it was parked 20 yards away from anyone else in a public car park.

Maybe a touch of jealosy, scummy brattishness maybe............cut off their hands!

[Chilliman]

Gutted for you.

But these aren't people, they're scum.

Sincerely hope they get what they deserve

Chilli.

[Mark.]

That's st and rarely heard of on TVR's. Feel for you mate and they look far to deep to polish out even with some cutting compound. How about coloured T-Cut or are you thinking respray?

[GadgeS3C]

It's beyond me and I feel for you.

Many years ago I knew a guy that was studying for an automotive engineering degree at Loughborough Uni. Quite a prestigious degree and he probably went on to earn a decent living. Walking back from a pub one night I had to physically restrain him from keying a white Escort Cabriolet. His logic was they must be a "rich bd" to own it.

Not a Ferrari, just an upmarket Escort.

He'd had a few beers but it was beyond me

[phazed]

GadgeS3C said:

He'd had a few beers but it was beyond me

There's none so queer.

Would you believe one of the guys who works for me married his dog on-line !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He wouldn't key a car though.

[ChimpOnGas]

Thanks chaps, I spent an hour I didn't have on it this morning.

Four grades of wet & dry followed by three grades of cutting compound all by hand as I no longer have a machine polisher.

But as Mark pointed out thems some deep scratches

Here's the best I could do in an hour of sweat & tears,



The thing is I've got a good idea who it was, every neighborhood has a little fekker & ours is "Ginger Kid".

"Ginger Kid" is getting a visit later




Please add your creative suggestions below on how I should deal with the little shiiiit

[Sardonicus]

phazed said:

Had that done on my chims wing when it was parked 20 yards away from anyone else in a public car park.

Maybe a touch of jealosy, scummy brattishness maybe............cut off their hands!

This just because they can I guess Dave this and crash damage is my only worries with my car

[ChimpOnGas]

[sapper]

He is obviously hitting out at the way the system has let him down.
He perhaps needs more friends to spend time with.
So with that in mind can i suggest you embrace the poor lost soul, take him for a ride in your pride and joy as a good friend would.
Bring him to my place and we could all spend some quality time with my friends Messer’s Black & Decker, and Spear & Jackson.
He could then return home a changed person.

[ChimpOnGas]

sapper said:

He is obviously hitting out at the way the system has let him down.
He perhaps needs more friends to spend time with.
So with that in mind can i suggest you embrace the poor lost soul, take him for a ride in your pride and joy as a good friend would.
Bring him to my place and we could all spend some quality time with my friends Messer’s Black & Decker, and Spear & Jackson.
He could then return home a changed person.

Love this sapper, I had no idea you were so caring

Fair brought a tear to my eye

Keep the suggestions coming chaps for how I can help "Ginger Kid" get back on the straight & narrow.

It's making me feel better already

Edited by ChimpOnGas on Friday 20th September 12:34

[sonnylad]

Sorry to hear of this Dave, it's also a big worry i have as its always sitting in a very vulnerable place as you know.

[Skyedriver]

Some t**t did that to my Chimaera front wing in the Coop car park in Hexham many moons ago.
busy saturday, can't believe no one saw them.

[sonnylad]

Looking again at the boot one it could almost be a tag that the likes of those scum tend to leave dotted around the neighborhood.

[ChimpOnGas]

sonnylad said:

Sorry to hear of this Dave, it's also a big worry i have as its always sitting in a very vulnerable place as you know.

Cheers Russ, you're probably alright up Garston way mate, and the fact nothing has happened so far is a good sign.

Just be careful next time you bring the mighty LS Cerb round my way, "Ginger Kid" is still at large.

But not for long

All vermin must be eliminated, it's the Gas Man's law

[ChimpOnGas]

sonnylad said:

Looking again at the boot one it could almost be a tag that the likes of those scum tend to leave dotted around the neighborhood.

Actually knowing how often he goes to school, I believe this may be "Ginger Kid's" best attempt at writing his own name.

[jamienshelly]

Personally I would just kick the living st out of the little fecker,
Even if he is not guilty, he looks like he needs a kickin.
And you could try to polish the scratches out with his face.
My mum says the best cleaners always have orange in them.

Edited by jamienshelly on Friday 20th September 12:57

[ChimpOnGas]

jamienshelly said:

Personally I would just kick the living st out of the little fecker,
Even if he is not guilty, he looks like he needs a kickin.

Thanks jamienshelly a very fair, level headed & well considered response.

I was thinking along the same lines.

Thank you.

[jamienshelly]

ChimpOnGas said:

jamienshelly said:

Personally I would just kick the living st out of the little fecker,
Even if he is not guilty, he looks like he needs a kickin.

Thanks jamienshelly a very fair, level headed & well considered response.

I was thinking along the same lines.

Thank you.

I am not advising you to do this, but I would not hesitate even, if I ended up in front of a beak.
The scum will get the message "don't go near his car as the guys a fekin psyco!!".
No more scratches