Member length stuck.
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TheTurbonator said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
You've been a member since 24 09 11
....that's about 24 months
Thanks for that, I did try and look that up but can't seem to find it on my phone. Like I said it just seems to have been at 24 for ages but I might just be having a slow month. ....that's about 24 months


2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
TheTurbonator said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
You've been a member since 24 09 11
....that's about 24 months
Thanks for that, I did try and look that up but can't seem to find it on my phone. Like I said it just seems to have been at 24 for ages but I might just be having a slow month. ....that's about 24 months


not quite as serious as the OP's situation, but a not dissimilar thing happened to me a few years back
I'm a bit of a DIYer, and rather than buy gifts, i prefer to make things for people.
so, for my wifes birthday, I decided to make her a jewellery casket.
I got myself some nice mahogony and made her the casket , including a lock.
And, as a bit of insurance, made a small hole in the rear that i could insert an 8 inch screwdriver,enabling me to access the lock, just incase we lost the keys, and i wouldnt have to destroy it getting our stuff out.
Before all this though, I had decided to build a small timber shed, to store my equipment., tools, paint etc.,
I had used up all the spare timber, so the shed wasnt solid,in fact it shook in the wind !!. but it was dry, and done the job.
Anyway, the inevitable happened, we lost the keys for the casket, so I told my wife "Dont worry, I can get it open "
I took the casket down to my shed.
The next day,I tried to open my shed, the handle had come loose, so i had to lever the door open
Fortunately, I got my screwdriver and proceded to unscrew the lock.
Unfortunately, because of the not very good construction of the shed, and as it had rained, the timber had expanded, and my screwdriver jammed .
Anyway, to cut a long story short...
Because of my wobbly erection,
and because my knob didnt work,
I got my 8 inch tool stuck in the rear of my wifes box !!!
I'm a bit of a DIYer, and rather than buy gifts, i prefer to make things for people.
so, for my wifes birthday, I decided to make her a jewellery casket.
I got myself some nice mahogony and made her the casket , including a lock.
And, as a bit of insurance, made a small hole in the rear that i could insert an 8 inch screwdriver,enabling me to access the lock, just incase we lost the keys, and i wouldnt have to destroy it getting our stuff out.
Before all this though, I had decided to build a small timber shed, to store my equipment., tools, paint etc.,
I had used up all the spare timber, so the shed wasnt solid,in fact it shook in the wind !!. but it was dry, and done the job.
Anyway, the inevitable happened, we lost the keys for the casket, so I told my wife "Dont worry, I can get it open "
I took the casket down to my shed.
The next day,I tried to open my shed, the handle had come loose, so i had to lever the door open
Fortunately, I got my screwdriver and proceded to unscrew the lock.
Unfortunately, because of the not very good construction of the shed, and as it had rained, the timber had expanded, and my screwdriver jammed .
Anyway, to cut a long story short...
Because of my wobbly erection,
and because my knob didnt work,
I got my 8 inch tool stuck in the rear of my wifes box !!!
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