The zombie apocalypse is upon us! What skills can you offer.

[Morningside]

OK. Its not really! But I suspect people are waiting.

So, what skills can you give that will be useful come the day.

Shooting? Land management? Construction?

[marmitemania]

Can help with all three really, I have four shotguns and plenty of cartridges, could cultivate and live of the land easily, always hedgerow harvesting and eating pigeons and the like and construction, I am a builder. So all bases covered there, I think I would do rather well in an apocalyptic situation. Oh I also a Scout master so have a good grasp of basic survival skills.

[Gorvid]

I have a Landrover, a boat and a shotgun.

I'm going offshore until this blows over.

[simoid]

Gorvid said:

I have a Landrover, a boat and a shotgun.

I'm going offshore until this blows over.

In your Land Rover?

I'm a motivator - I create circumstances and mindsets that allow people to perform to their optimum.

Oh fk, that sounds like bullst, better get a chainsaw...

[bigandclever]

Slow and lumbering zombies, or fast and agile zombies? Just trying to work out if I'm eaten within the hour or the day.

[Murderlamb]

I work in a print firm, I can print leaflets to raise awareness of the zombie apocalypse...

[Cfnteabag]

I can shoot, I have a land rover, I am a mechanic and if no one has got there first I have access to a number of tanks! Just no ammo!

[s p a c e m a n]

I am a massive cock and low morals, I can help repopulate the planet after the apocalypse.

Edited by s p a c e m a n on Wednesday 11th December 20:39

[marmitemania]

marmitemania said:

Can help with all three really, I have four shotguns and plenty of cartridges, could cultivate and live of the land easily, always hedgerow harvesting and eating pigeons and the like and construction, I am a builder. So all bases covered there, I think I would do rather well in an apocalyptic situation. Oh I also a Scout master so have a good grasp of basic survival skills.

Just to add to this if a Land Rover is part of the deal, I have a Range Rover....wait a minute it will run out of petrol before I out run the Zombies, scratch that.

[_Al_]

I'm a project manager. Whatever you lot get up to I'll monitor the "Key Performance Indicators" so that we all have a good idea how the apocalypse is going.

I'm also asthmatic so I'll be dead first time I have to exert myself once the medicine runs out.

[stupidbutkeen]

I could be the plucky one that everyone likes but drowns 5 mins before the last zombie gets killed and the world is safe again.

[broken biscuit]

I have full access to a working farm - tractors, ploughs, combines, diggers etc. Along with this comes the obligatory scrap and a welder. I could (in theory relatively easily) come up with some McGyver-esque combat vehicle, and then grow some food. I'm sure there's a shotgun or two in a cabinet somewhere too...

[SystemParanoia]

_Al_ said:

I'm a project manager. Whatever you lot get up to I'll monitor the "Key Performance Indicators" so that we all have a good idea how the apocalypse is going.

I'm also asthmatic so I'll be dead first time I have to exert myself once the medicine runs out.

Im in facilities management here, so i think our "first world" skill sets may compliment each other

[derektrimblitz]

I have a Land Rover so that's one box ticked.i have a Maglite in it and a tow rope.

I have a Swiss Army knife with a thing for getting stones out of hooves and stuff.

I can start a fire with some string, a bit of wood and a lighter

[Jasandjules]

I was once a rather decent shot, and I still have my crossbow.

However, I fear with no steaks, burgers, pizza or Chinese takeaways operating, it will not be worth living...

[groucho]

Morningside said:

OK. Its not really! But I suspect people are waiting.

So, what skills can you give that will be useful come the day.

Shooting? Land management? Construction?

I can teach people to walk like a zombie, because that's what I do.

[stewies_minion]

I'm a bit of a sarcastic bugger.

If anyone gets up themselves, I can take them down a peg or two.

That'll help to keep a balance.

[GadgeS3C]

None really, I'm off to the Winchester.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Morningside said:

OK. Its not really! But I suspect people are waiting.

So, what skills can you give that will be useful come the day.

Shooting? Land management? Construction?

Generator, Tools, Large Van (Transport), engineering/mechanical/construction experience and access to a warehouse full of armour steel plate, titanium, composites, etc etc. plus extensive shooting and survival experience, I can drive/pilot anything that floats, flies or has wheels/tracks and have several friends with similar skills/equipment including off roaders, boats, aircraft etc etc.

Bring it on!

[Murderlamb]

GadgeS3C said:

None really, I'm off to the Winchester.

http://www.movie-locations.com/movies/s/shaunofdead.html

It is now a block of flats. I found this out during the last zombie apocalypse two weeks ago or so.
That cost me a pink Noble and a fleet of pink 4x4s. (Don't ask, it involved gay zombies. I do not wish to talk about it.)