Elderly fan meets Beckham

[Stuck In A Lift]

I despair, I really do.

[Flying Toilet]

They keep meeting each other!

[Bebee]

Yea they are either stuck in a lift together or flying past in the toilet.

[Stuck In A Lift]

Oh, pearoasted? Sorry.

[Jasandjules]

I hear Niki is a great fan of Beckham...................

[Flying Toilet]

Pardon? Lauda?

[anonymous-user]

That's so last race!

[Stuck In A Lift]

I've come back briefly to get my coat.