Something's wrong with my bum

[325Ti]

Ill start by saying sorry for any graphic details

Had a bit of discomfort for about a day, mostly while sitting but also a bit when walking - felt like ring sting after a hit curry

Just been to the toilet and when cleaning felt like a biggish lump near the actual hole. Softish in texture but very tender

What the hell is going on?

[-Pete-]

Alien invasion. Or piles. There's no way I'm going to try to spell Haemorhyoids though

[VX Foxy]

Stop straining..

Any blood yet?

[Hyde]

Sounds like you could be growing a tail

Wag it and see if that make you any more happy

[TheEnd]

The grapes of wrath.

[goldblum]

[Hoofy]

Or piles.

Get some suppositories. Or pick up Al Jazeera.

[Wacky Racer]

Post a picture up and we'll be able to advise you better..........





Seriously:-

Get to see your Doc, it's probably now't to worry about but better to be safe than sorry.....

[325Ti]

Sounds like plies then. Always thought that was something older people got. I'm only 28!

Can it be stress related?

[VX Foxy]

Read the paper/PH on the bog?
Eat enough fibre?
Drink enough water?
Push too hard?

[RDMcG]

Just a touch of assma.

[325Ti]

VX Foxy said:

Read the paper/PH on the bog?
Eat enough fibre?
Drink enough water?
Push too hard?

Yep read PH in bog and probably not enough fibre or water

How long is it likely to last?

[e600]

You didn't untie two dogs on the common near some bushes before you passed out did you?

[lunarscope]

Sounds like you have a dangleberry. Use a clean finger to push it back up. (Obviously the finger will no longer be clean).

[VX Foxy]

325Ti said:

Yep read PH in bog and probably not enough fibre or water

How long is it likely to last?

Anything between not long and forever they can be treated with injections, banding or surgery. Check the Nhs website.

[Pferdestarke]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst

[-Pete-]

e600 said:

You didn't untie two dogs on the common near some bushes before you passed out did you?

[BrewsterBear]

A perianal or pilonidal cyst. Go get it checked out ASAP. Mine turned into the worst two months of my life because I delayed in getting it seen to.

[karona]

BrewsterBear said:

A perianal or pilonidal cyst. Go get it checked out ASAP. Mine turned into the worst two months of my life because I delayed in getting it seen to.

and if you really want graphic there's a thread with pics on here too
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=988...

[325Ti]

goldblum said:

Just bought some, not the easiest thing to apply!