Urgent-husband just broke down in 964 near Calais
Urgent-husband just broke down in 964 near Calais
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brokendown

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8 posts

156 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Can anyone help. My husband took his 964 to the Ring and Spa for a track weekend and has just broken down in France before Calais en route home. Has def missed his return train. Before the car stopped/broke down, the ABS warning light came on. Any clue what is the problem? He's just walked 800m in the dark to an SOS phone, and the police have just stopped to make sure the mechanic's coming. His French is appalling. They've just driven off, bizarrely. Thanks. Hard not to be worried with him alone in the dark on a fast French road...

Smiler.

11,752 posts

260 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Erm, I assume he has breakdown cover?

Jayessgee

199 posts

157 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Merde!

brokendown

Original Poster:

8 posts

156 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Erm, yes! He called the provider who said he needs to use the SOS phone to get removed from the road. He wonders if the alternator is broken.

Burgmeister

2,206 posts

240 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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keep us updated!

t4andgreys

49 posts

182 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Probably need to give a little more info on the symptoms in order for ppl to come on and help if honest
Has he tried disconnecting battery and leaving it for 10 mins or so before reconnecting it ???

May help clear any ecu faults but not up to speed on that particular car at all sorry

teabagger

723 posts

227 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Alternator busted-

Have battery charged over night by recovery service/ or purchase new fully charged battery from fuel station. Drive home. Have alternator fixed.


David Hype

2,296 posts

282 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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brokendown said:
Erm, yes! He called the provider who said he needs to use the SOS phone to get removed from the road. He wonders if the alternator is broken.
If he has Porsche Assist, RAC or AA backed cover, call the toll free number in the UK. They will do the translation stuff, the relay and recover him and the 964 safely!

HTH?

MrsThatcher

3,777 posts

225 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Lol. That old chestnut.

He's probably in some seedy French strip club fighting lorry drivers to get his balls tickled by some hairy French woman...

ReaderScars

6,087 posts

206 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Poor bugger - and he may well be by the time he gets home. Good luck.

brokendown

Original Poster:

8 posts

156 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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He's been towed so it can be looked at safely. He fears he might need to leave the ca and come home, and recover it from the UK. I've passed on all the helpful posts - thanks. I also texted him the 'old chestnut' to boost his morale :-)

FussyFez

972 posts

206 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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This is a great thread. Obviously I hope your husband and the car get back safely, but I really do love that you have sought advice from pistonheads! I do hope my OH would do the same.

PH: Saving stranded euro trippers matters!

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

167 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Our friends car broke down while we here with them in Boulogne, the car was recovered, we were booked to come back on the train but were told that we had to go on the ferry as Eurostar was unable to take cars that couldn't be driven on under their own steam.

Got very chiselled by the ferry co for a last minute one way ticket back to Dover.

brokendown

Original Poster:

8 posts

156 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Um, yes, I'm hoping this is the first and last time I'm on here! I've had to ask on Facebook what OH means, asking if it was OLD HAG. A friend in Berlin kindly pointed out that it is the more innocuous 'other half', LOL! The tow truck arrived, took the car somewhere safe to inspect it and the mechanic thinks the alternator's broken. It can't be fixed now! He's calling the UK insurance company and thinks he'll probably get a UK recovery company to collect it 'and he gets home somehow'. My husband is bright and competent (erm, apart from the whole ridiculously ill-conceived *fun* weekend Eurohooning) but I've NO CLUE how he's conducted a conversation with a French mechanic. His GCSE French is dusty at best!

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Why is your husband so urgent?

anonymous-user

84 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Mum...? Is that you? Your posting style is EXACTLY the same as my mum's texting style!

(Good luck getting Dad home by the way, although if I were you I'd be glad for an evening's peace.)

schmalex

13,616 posts

236 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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French is not difficult to master. If he'd have stuck with the old faithful of pourriez s'il vous plaît prendre me temps orgasme et encore une fois avec un aimant de réfrigérateur, the mechanic would have sorted him out straight away

TVR1

5,478 posts

255 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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Communicating with Johnny Foreigner is easy. speak slowly but LOUDLY.

Best advice I can give is get a TVR next time smile









Obviously , I hope he gets home ok.

750turbo

6,164 posts

254 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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schmalex said:
French is not difficult to master. If he'd have stuck with the old faithful of pourriez s'il vous plaît prendre me temps orgasme et encore une fois avec un aimant de réfrigérateur, the mechanic would have sorted him out straight away
Quite...

"could please take the orgasm time and again with a refrigerator magnet"

getmecoat

smile

brokendown

Original Poster:

8 posts

156 months

Monday 14th October 2013
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MUM!?! My posting style sounds like someone's MUM?! How flippin' old do you think I am!??! How old are you?!