David Hasselhoff

[anonymous-user]

childhood hero Michael Kinght has checked into the Betty Ford clinic for alcohol addiction. He turns 50 net week, he said his social drinking had risen to uncomfortable levels.

[plotloss]

I think I would have turned to the booze if I was that bad at singing.

He played in Germany to a crowd of 500,000. Whatever were they thinking?

Matt.

[lrussell5]

have you heard the german music chart? you might begin to understand...

[pjg]

Well for all we know, he could have been blind drunk through the whole of Knight Rider... I mean KITT did all the hard work - he just ponced around with his mullet, big hair, big sunnies and cheap leather jacket...

[JMGS4]

quote:
He played in Germany to a crowd of 500,000. Whatever were they thinking?

Even the germans are not that daft, no venue in D big enough.... 50000 might have been stupid enough to pay for his squealing......

[oneelevens]

Probably delayed withdrawal symptoms from Baywatch's bouncing breasts!

[plotloss]

quote:

quote:
He played in Germany to a crowd of 500,000. Whatever were they thinking?

Even the germans are not that daft, no venue in D big enough.... 50000 might have been stupid enough to pay for his squealing......

Well it wasnt really a venue, it was on top of the Berlin Wall in 1989, 500,000 people gathered to see him singing that awful freedom song thing.

Matt.

[hansgerd]

They must all have been from the eastern part of Germany.

[JMGS4]

quote:
Well it wasnt really a venue, it was on top of the Berlin Wall in 1989, 500,000 people gathered to see him singing that awful freedom song thing.
Matt.

Well they'd listened to Ulbricht, Honnecker,and their commie songs for long enough and perhaps that was an improvement!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Windsorphil]

quote:
Well for all we know, he could have been blind drunk through the whole of Knight Rider... I mean KITT did all the hard work - he just ponced around with his mullet, big hair, big sunnies and cheap leather jacket...

so if he was caught do you think a judge would believe his story..."My talking, crime fighting car was driving at the time your honour..."

>> Edited by Windsorphil on Wednesday 10th July 14:14

[mattjbatch]

Story in the paper last week:

Local man ..... crashed into a parked car late on Thursday evening. He fled the scene before police arrived but returned an hour later. When asked if he'd been drinking he said not before he was driving but after the crash he ran home and drank an eight pack of Stella to calm down.

[Pete_W]

Friend of mine crashed his motor....plod asked if he'd 'had a drink'....he replied, 'I'm alright thanks, that women just gave me a cup of tea'!

[stig]

The man is a god.

Check these reviews of his latest CD:

www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/music/B0000070S1/customer-reviews/thedvdforums-20/103-9712813-4573461

[JMGS4]

The best review being:::::
Absolute pile of garbage, July 2, 2002
Reviewer: A music fan from As far from David as possible
The only reason I gave it one star, out of five, is that the field won't allow a '0' entry. David Hasselhoff is the cheesiest "Musical Artist" I have ever seen! Not since William Shatner has anyone disgraced the recording industry as notably. This stuff is absolute drivel from beginning to end and I can't believe anyone could even listen to it, never mind enjoy it. To say that he has "Twice the ruggedness of mortal man" is demented and that person should be monitored and/or sedated and kept from society. Yeesh!
ENUFF????

[JonRB]

Those reviews are hilarious. I wonder if the minority that appear to be genuine rather than satirical are actually genuine, or just extremely dead-pan?

[Roadrunner]

Seperated at birth?.....1980 Michael Knight / 2002 Jeremy Clarkson



>> Edited by Roadrunner on Wednesday 10th July 16:25

[smeagol]

"I suppose it keeps kids off the streets. Shame it drives them to heroin."