There are 2 equal quality bottles of wine left in the rack

[Urban Sports]

One is a cork one is a screw cap, which do you go for?

[Puggit]

Screw cap - it's quicker to open!

[whoami]

White or red?

[Urban Sports]

Red

[Mobile Chicane]

Red on a chilly night.

HTH

[whoami]

Urban Sports said:

Red

Given equal quality, both.

[cheddar]

Both.

[Slink]

both, why not, then make a list of whick one you like more, then buy more.

[Hoover.]

are you on hard time only having two bottles left the cellar ... this PH after all

[DukeDickson]

Hoover. said:

are you on hard time only having two bottles left the cellar ... this PH after all

Surely the butler's serf would have been served a P45 (or a lashing) way before it ever got close to this state of affairs.


That, aside, nearest, unless the other is appreciably nicer.

[Some Gump]

Right PH, 2nd question.

There are 2 boxes of wine left in the cellar. One is push button, 'tother twist and go.
Which one do you neck first?

[DukeDickson]

Nearest? Strongest?

Chances are that neither are top of the tree stuff.