I thought I loved cars....

[maranellouk]

I love my cars................



...not as much as this guy though!

Sorry in advance Ted(just in case it's deleted), it was just mailed to me.

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>>> Edited by maranellouk on Wednesday 10th July 20:14

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[maranellouk]

Thought I'd better offer this poor man a bit of shelter with the censorship. What was he thinking......Range Rover for god's sake!

>> Edited by maranellouk on Wednesday 10th July 20:30

[Dave_H]

Perhaps he's just an MOT man that really likes his job - "Na mate, yer carbons are too high, look at all this soot round me..."

[HarryW]

Looks like to me his misses has told him, post being caught with his trousers down entertaining the village bike in the back of the Rangie:

'If you want to stay married then I want a picture of you in my best tarts uniform with your kn*b up the exhaust pipe of that gas gobling bloody thing'

swiftly followed by:

'if you don't keep it in your trousers then your mother's going to get a copy of this'

Harry

My what a vivid imagination I must have

[Big_M]

If I was in the drivers seat, starting up the engine would be top of my list.

[gnomesmith]

Must be the new Strange Rover.

[ZZR600]

I wouldnt by that range rover now ,Its fcuked

[marki]

quote:
Must be the new Strange Rover.

[Esprit]

OI!!! THAT'S MY BLOODY MUM!!!!!!

[king arthur]

quote:
Looks like to me his misses has told him, post being caught with his trousers down entertaining the village bike in the back of the Rangie:

'If you want to stay married then I want a picture of you in my best tarts uniform with your kn*b up the exhaust pipe of that gas gobling bloody thing'

swiftly followed by:

'if you don't keep it in your trousers then your mother's going to get a copy of this'

Harry

My what a vivid imagination I must have

It was you, wasn't it?

[CarZee]

quote: 'If you want to stay married then I want a picture of you in my best tarts uniform with your kn*b up the exhaust pipe of that gas gobling bloody thing'

looking at the size of him (fat bloke, not his old chap!!), if that's his wifes outfit and he can fit in it, it's no surprise he was nobbing someone else..

Equally, it's easy to see why he did as he was bloody told!

[Richard92c2]

checking the valve clearances with his feeler guage maybe??

[Tuff Noodell]

I saw him tail-gating me earlier on today on the M5 - look like I got off lightly!!!

or Has the farmer run out of sheep?

[Bodo]

[Podie]

quote:
Hey! Thats my local MP!!!

You sound surprised?!?

[Bodo]

quote:
You sound surprised?!?

Yup! I thought he had a Mondeo

[qwicksylva]

I remember a guy who had sex with a princess, and nobody said that was bad....

[gnomesmith]

Doesn't that model Range Rover have twin pipes, perhaps there's more to that bloke than we thought!

[hansgerd]

Is that the man who produces all the Rovers. Much respect to him. Keep on working harder ot it, push it, yeah, push it.

[Dave_H]

[4x4 rant] Well... it's proberly the first time that things ever been "off road" so naturally he got a bit excited... [/4x4 rant]