The cat milk rip-off

[Rawwr]

Made a cup of tea.

Discovered I'd run out of milk.

Used Whiskas cat milk.

Couldn't tell any difference.

Realised Whiskas have been ripping me off.

Disgruntled.

[Jonboy_t]

Cat milk contains death. You are going to die.

[MikeGTi]

I never knew you could milk a cat.

[Slink]

well cat milk is milk, just lactose free, as the majority of cats are lactose intolerant and it gives them the sts.

other than that, its a bit more concentrated than normal milk, so the cats get more goodness out of a smaller amount of it drunk....

[Timsta]

MikeGTi said:

I never knew you could milk a cat.

You can milk anything with nipples...

[CraigyMc]

Thread synopsis:

Raawr put cat spunk in his tea.
It was just like cow spunk.

[Rawwr]

It's delicious.

[Evil Monkey]

Rawwr said:

Made a cup of tea.

Discovered I'd run out of milk.

Used Whiskas cat milk.

Couldn't tell any difference.

Realised Whiskas have been ripping me off.

Disgruntled.

You're going to have to change your login name to Purrrr.

[Andy_GSA]

Evil Monkey said:

You're going to have to change your login name to Purrrr.

[MikeGTi]

Timsta said:

You can milk anything with nipples...

Do hamsters have nipples? I demand you milk a hamster.

Right now.

[Rawwr]

I like how this was moved to Food, Drink and Restaurants. Moderation without context is amazing.

[selym]

Timsta said:

You can milk anything with nipples...

I've got nipples, can you milk me Focker?

[HOGEPH]

You should be chasing balls of wool and licking your arse round about now...

[redstu]

Andy_GSA said:

Evil Monkey said:

You're going to have to change your login name to Purrrr.

Catty ripost if the year!

[Timsta]

selym said:

I've got nipples, can you milk me Focker?

MikeGTi said:

Do hamsters have nipples? I demand you milk a hamster.

Right now.

selym wins.

[MikeGTi]

Timsta said:

selym wins.

Hussy.

[carreauchompeur]

I was going to have a tin of stew earlier but had run out so used beef Whiskas instead.

It was fking horrible.

[Roo]

You fell for the hype of buying cat milk?

Oh dear.

[Euro1300]

[Rawwr]

Roo said:

You fell for the hype of buying cat milk?

Oh dear.

I think I must've missed the hype. In fact, I don't even think I saw it on the news.