If cars were girls, who would they be?

[XplusYplusZ]

Taking some inspiration from the sexiest cars thread, there were some beautiful machines in there, others were terrible in my opinion - but obviously coveted by some people. In much the same way we have varying tastes in the opposite sex.

So I wondered if these cars were personified, who would they be.

For example in my eyes:

The E-type is a little bit Marilyn Monroe. An old school darling with a decent chest, but a bit of an obvious choice. Clearly you wouldn't say no.. but perhaps a little bit too obvious for some.



The DB5 always crops up in these discussions, pretty stunning for her day, as was Ursula Andress.



Mustangs = Pamela Andersons.



For me the DB3 GT Zagato is an Audrey Hepburn of cars. Classically Beautiful, delicately proportioned, but I suspect could also be a little bit naughty once you get her on her own.



Who would be a ferrari, or a porsche? Or, reversed, what's the automotive equivalent of some of todays celebrities!?

Edited by XplusYplusZ on Wednesday 23 October 19:26

[Krikkit]

Nikki Minaj?


Sophia Loren =

Edited by Krikkit on Wednesday 23 October 19:42

[browna]

I'd say angelina Jolie was like a tvr, bit of a handful and unpredictable, likely to eat you for lunch, but great fun if you could tame her. Lol.

[Ozzie Osmond]

This is apparently a Spyker interior. Looks a lot like Jordan's bedroom....

[SEE YA]

There are two type's of girls in life Steak&Chips girl or McDonald's girl.
Its the same with cars,the ones you want and the one the buy.

[Chris71]

browna said:

I'd say angelina Jolie was like a tvr, bit of a handful and unpredictable, likely to eat you for lunch, but great fun if you could tame her. Lol.

I dunno. I hate to say this, but my first thoughts on the Chimaera were robust, powerfully built and somewhat old school: Claire Balding.

[Vaud]

Chris71 said:

browna said:

I'd say angelina Jolie was like a tvr, bit of a handful and unpredictable, likely to eat you for lunch, but great fun if you could tame her. Lol.

I dunno. I hate to say this, but my first thoughts on the Chimaera were robust, powerfully built and somewhat old school: Claire Balding.

But you would want to get inside a Chimaera.

[SturdyHSV]

I'd say my Monaro would be Lisa Kelly (had to Google name, the woman from Ice Road Truckers...) but she's too pretty.

Are there any famous female lumberjacks?

To be fair, it's more of a Crocodile Dundee car. Simple, friendly, completely out of place in the modern world and carries a bigger knife than most other people.

Edited by SturdyHSV on Thursday 24th October 09:55

[deltashad]

Lotus Elise would be Alena Hemkova
Petite track slag.

Porsche Panamera Sarah Beeny
Not bad but always looks pregnant.

[Chris71]

Vaud said:

Chris71 said:

browna said:

I'd say angelina Jolie was like a tvr, bit of a handful and unpredictable, likely to eat you for lunch, but great fun if you could tame her. Lol.

I dunno. I hate to say this, but my first thoughts on the Chimaera were robust, powerfully built and somewhat old school: Claire Balding.

But you would want to get inside a Chimaera.

An old housemate of mine quite wanted to get inside Claire Balding...

But yes, as a Chimaera owner I'm relieved to say the analogy only goes so far.

[Vladimir]

Taking PH geekdom to new lows...