The nozzle won't fit my car (Tesco Momentum)
The nozzle won't fit my car (Tesco Momentum)
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UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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I went to fill up with Tesco Momentum today and I couldn't - the nozzle was just too big to fit the filler neck of the car and open up the little sprung cover.

I checked the pump & it said "suitable for all unleaded cars", which mine is.

I was rather puzzled & disappointed as I think my car would benefit from it.

Any ideas why the nozzle is so large it won't fit my car?

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

234 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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It was diesel and your eyes need checked

UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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McWigglebum4th said:
It was diesel and your eyes need checked
The pump line was green the same as unleaded and the handle had "Momentum" in green too but maybe it was Diesel then.

They really should be clearer if it was Momentum Diesel as it did look just like it was a petrol pump.

I'll look around for the correct petrol one next time.

Thanks for the clarification.

It said "Momentum99" btw.

That's definitely diesel is it?

Edited by UrbanLegend on Monday 11th November 16:08

GregK2

1,723 posts

176 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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I've never seen a diesel version of momentum

Snowboy

8,028 posts

181 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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There is one type of petrol nozzle that has an extra ring on the end.
It was always very tight to get into my S2000 even though it was definitely petrol.

UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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Snowboy said:
There is one type of petrol nozzle that has an extra ring on the end.
It was always very tight to get into my S2000 even though it was definitely petrol.
This was a larger diameter nozzle than 95RON pumps have; I looked at them side by side and it was definitely bigger.

I guess despite the green hose and saying "Momentum99" on the pump handle it must have been diesel.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

234 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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There is an easy way to find out

Return to the same place and pick up the same nozzle

Get a lighter and hold it to the end of the nozzle

Light the lighter and squeeze the trigger


If you post back we know its diesel

If we see you on youtube it was petrol

CoolC

4,506 posts

244 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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http://www.tescopfs.com/momentum99/

Looks like it was unleaded.

UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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Uhhm, looks like it was petrol then.

I was confused by it as there were the 3 nozzles expected.

The first was black and said diesel, the second was marked as Momentum99 and the third said unleaded.

The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside. I'll have to line the nozzle up carefully though as it wouldn't go in at all.

Unless it was just that pump of course.


LuS1fer

43,539 posts

275 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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UrbanLegend said:
Uhhm, looks like it was petrol then.

I was confused by it as there were the 3 nozzles expected.

The first was black and said diesel, the second was marked as Momentum99 and the third said unleaded.

The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside. I'll have to line the nozzle up carefully though as it wouldn't go in at all.

Unless it was just that pump of course.
Please don't do this.
There are no more Darwin Awards available.

The Moose

23,683 posts

239 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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LuS1fer said:
UrbanLegend said:
Uhhm, looks like it was petrol then.

I was confused by it as there were the 3 nozzles expected.

The first was black and said diesel, the second was marked as Momentum99 and the third said unleaded.

The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside. I'll have to line the nozzle up carefully though as it wouldn't go in at all.

Unless it was just that pump of course.
Please don't do this.
There are no more Darwin Awards available.
Why? Worst case a bit of petrol splashes on his shoes and the splashback cuts the pump off anyway. It's not going to blow the world up!

shiftydave

247 posts

194 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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UrbanLegend said:
The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside.
  • fap fap fap*
Keep talking, I'm almost there.

UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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The Moose said:
LuS1fer said:
UrbanLegend said:
Uhhm, looks like it was petrol then.

I was confused by it as there were the 3 nozzles expected.

The first was black and said diesel, the second was marked as Momentum99 and the third said unleaded.

The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside. I'll have to line the nozzle up carefully though as it wouldn't go in at all.

Unless it was just that pump of course.
Please don't do this.
There are no more Darwin Awards available.
Why? Worst case a bit of petrol splashes on his shoes and the splashback cuts the pump off anyway. It's not going to blow the world up!
That was what I thought too.

The worst that'll happen is the side of the car gets a drop of petrol down it.

I'll stand to one side wink

Just to clarify; the nozzle tip just fitted into the outer ring of the filler neck but would not enter the filler neck or pass the flap.

I've never had any fuel pump issues, anywhere, ever, with any other brand of fuel in any other car and I've been driving for 27 years.

UrbanLegend

Original Poster:

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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shiftydave said:
UrbanLegend said:
The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside.
  • fap fap fap*
Keep talking, I'm almost there.
Pervert!

smile

KTF

10,696 posts

180 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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What car were you trying to fill?

deadmau5

3,197 posts

210 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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shiftydave said:
UrbanLegend said:
The tip of the nozzle was too large in diameter to push the flap in the filler neck aside and insert fully. I might have a go at delivering a bit of fuel next time and see if the force of the fuel will push the flap aside.
  • fap fap fap*
Keep talking, I'm almost there.
biglaugh

AdamD

501 posts

250 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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This has happened to me quite a few times at Tesco - Pitsea in Essex. To the point that I just won't go there anymore.

In each instance the end of the nozzle was out of shape and wouldn't go through the inner metal flap on my Z4Ms fuel filler.

The first time it happened I tried three different pumps before giving up.

Adam

Sid's Dad

576 posts

171 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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laughlaughlaughlaugh
McWigglebum4th said:
There is an easy way to find out

Return to the same place and pick up the same nozzle

Get a lighter and hold it to the end of the nozzle

Light the lighter and squeeze the trigger


If you post back we know its diesel

If we see you on youtube it was petrol
laugh

Mashedpotatoes

1,344 posts

178 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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shiftydave said:
  • fap fap fap*
Keep talking, I'm almost there.
rofl

tannedstamina

510 posts

159 months

Monday 11th November 2013
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Just give it a little bit of spit before you shove it in!