Hypothetical question

[UKbob]

If I get a Cerbera, can I come back to the S forum permantly, and be worshipped as king?

Sorry, friday night, just about to finish work, very good mood thats all

[WildfireS3]

No.

You will be banished to the Cerbera Forum, never to return. (Unless you give me your V8S)

Sorry Friday night and I'm still at work

[oldred]

UKbob said:

If I get a Cerbera, can I come back to the S forum permantly, and be worshipped as king? Sorry, friday night, just about to finish work, very good mood thats all

[UKbob]

WildfireS3 said:

Yes. We will gladly serve and look up to you, master Rob, you lead the way (I will give my V6S in respect)

I really appreciate it mate, thanks

They are too cruel to you though Chris, should have let you go home already, its friday afterall!

oldred said:

Calm down Oldred, I will let you be my Squire (But dont get excited, this is strictly hypothetical!)

>> Edited by UKbob on Friday 5th November 18:45

[BERGS2]

No - you will be deemed a traitor and burnt at the stake!

seriously though - if business was going well enough then I'd be thinking of making the step myself....

I spent some time hanging out in the Cerbie forums to do a bit of research an they do somewhat lack the 'dunkirk spirit' on the S club -

lots of moaning about engines

this thread encapsulates it pretty well:

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?t=134379&f=6&h=0

[tvrgit]

I've seen you flirting with the big boys in the cerb forum Bob. Methinks your plans for desertion are further on than you confess on here.

Burn him! Burn him!

[Tripps]

tvrgit said:

Burn him! Burn him!

But he's not dead....

Burn him anyway!

[lordb]

Tripps said:

tvrgit said: Burn him! Burn him! But he's not dead.... Burn him anyway!

and then burn him somemore!

[ukbob]

Thankfully No one said said:

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

Bloody peasant, Shut up! I am Bob, King of the S forum

[bugsy]

What drives people to allways want more?
You have a great V8S with 250BHP
I'm not being personal here, I just wonder why we are never satisfied with what we have.

[ukbob]

bugsy said:

What drives people to allways want more? You have a great V8S with 250BHP I'm not being personal here, I just wonder why we are never satisfied with what we have.

I had a dream in which the Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering anthracite, held aloft a Cerbera from the bosom of the dealer, signifying by divine providence that I, Bob, was to drive a Cerbera.

Monty Python drivel aside, the cerb has always been a dream of mine. I love the looks both inside and out, more than anything else on 4 wheels. You raised a very valid point though!

We all spend our lives wishing for things, always looking to the future, thinking about better. imho happiness lies in the journey, not the final destination. If you can remember that, and enjoy what you have every day to its max, then chasing every 'better' dreams and always seeking more is ok in my book

[GreenV8S]

bugsy said:

Heresy

As every self respecting TVR owner knows, too much power just ain't enough!

[doddze]

it would save us all here a lot of typing answering all of Bob's questions...... the life expectancy of a keyboard would increase dramatically

[tvrgit]

doddze said:

it would save us all here a lot of typing answering all of Bob's questions...... the life expectancy of a keyboard would increase dramatically

very true...

[doddze]

but would the cerbie forum let him in on a full time basis???

[tvrgit]

Only till he asked where the hacksaw cuts had to be made in the roof pillars

[doddze]

UK BOB " has anyone thought of turning their Cerbie into a convertible.... and what is your BHP?"

[tvrgit]

by that time ukbob will have said:

Does the Speed six or V8 engine pop and bang the loudest?

[bridgdav]

By BOB...

Finally we can get our forum back....


Just Kentish to go....!!

[TimW]

www.pistonheads.com/sales/detail.asp?i=30306&s=6

Bit on the expensive side but Factory engine rebuild, new gearbox, clutch and slave cylinder. New oil pump & driveshaft,latest Nitron NTR AP-six pot brake upgrade running huge 330mm AP disks and Frodo DS2500 pads, includes an AP brake bias adjuster