Secret santa idea

[gaz1234]

Usual rule of a tenner.

Need ideas to match the following:

Bit of an ass licker
Hairy face
Dresses as a tramp
patronising
Lazy
2 faced

Ta

[jjones]

i would like some beer please.

thanks

[iva cosworth]

IBTL....and move to Lounge or bin....

[gaz1234]

Ibtl

[Kinky]

I'd suggest a lock.