Tinderbox coffee Morning 15th December 10.30am
Discussion
As anyone who uses this site a lot will know, in fact it has bugger all to do with cars. It is dedicated to eating and drinking dressed up with a pretext of interest in cars.
Anyway, for those who like Coffee; Cake and horrendous parking, ( a sad story) Me and any other food addicts are meeting at Tinderbox Byres Road at 1030 am.
Rules: (necessary for blondes)
1. Park responsably or I will pour petrol on your car and set fire to it.
2. I like almond croissants. Don't be embarrassed to buy me several.
3. One more sleep until event ( World standard blonde time)
4. Bring your own chainsaw if you like cutting up toyata Hi(park like a F*****nnn w******)lux's
5. If you don't know who I am ask the staff as to who the sad B******* is with cars you need to push.
6. Bring your guide dog ( please AJM)
Paul
xxx ( This is how friendly we are) ( to guide dogs)
Anyway, for those who like Coffee; Cake and horrendous parking, ( a sad story) Me and any other food addicts are meeting at Tinderbox Byres Road at 1030 am.
Rules: (necessary for blondes)
1. Park responsably or I will pour petrol on your car and set fire to it.
2. I like almond croissants. Don't be embarrassed to buy me several.
3. One more sleep until event ( World standard blonde time)
4. Bring your own chainsaw if you like cutting up toyata Hi(park like a F*****nnn w******)lux's
5. If you don't know who I am ask the staff as to who the sad B******* is with cars you need to push.
6. Bring your guide dog ( please AJM)
Paul
xxx ( This is how friendly we are) ( to guide dogs)
6C4GTS said:
I think you may have lost a good few with the dressing up.
There is a time and place for the Time Warp in Rocky Horror attire but Byres Road at 1030 on a weekday is perhaps not it??
Sunday for the non Jewish is the christian Sabbath and generally a day of rest! I appreciate on the West coast there are few Christians!There is a time and place for the Time Warp in Rocky Horror attire but Byres Road at 1030 on a weekday is perhaps not it??
And I dress the way I do normally! Sob.
Why the Tinderbox?
Probably the hardest part of Glasgow to park in, I could come but no way do I want to park my PJ round there. The coffee is ok, but everything else is mediocre and overpriced (one fruit salad I had was so old it was fizzing) staff mostly too cool for school and certainly far too cool to serve the likes of us.
PS Eating and drinking dressed up? What's that about? I am interested in cars. It's not a pretext for anything.
Probably the hardest part of Glasgow to park in, I could come but no way do I want to park my PJ round there. The coffee is ok, but everything else is mediocre and overpriced (one fruit salad I had was so old it was fizzing) staff mostly too cool for school and certainly far too cool to serve the likes of us.
PS Eating and drinking dressed up? What's that about? I am interested in cars. It's not a pretext for anything.
cardigankid said:
Why the Tinderbox?
Probably the hardest part of Glasgow to park in, I could come but no way do I want to park my PJ round there. The coffee is ok, but everything else is mediocre and overpriced (one fruit salad I had was so old it was fizzing) staff mostly too cool for school and certainly far too cool to serve the likes of us.
PS Eating and drinking dressed up? What's that about? I am interested in cars. It's not a pretext for anything.
I fear you may have missed the joke completely so I'll spell it out for you.Probably the hardest part of Glasgow to park in, I could come but no way do I want to park my PJ round there. The coffee is ok, but everything else is mediocre and overpriced (one fruit salad I had was so old it was fizzing) staff mostly too cool for school and certainly far too cool to serve the likes of us.
PS Eating and drinking dressed up? What's that about? I am interested in cars. It's not a pretext for anything.
You arrive.
You have cakes and drinks.
You chat about cars.
You make fun of Paul.
If you drive a hilux, you park it a baw hair off the front of his car.
You enjoy yourself regardless of staff.
That is the meaning if dresses up.
Paul, picture of Alfie for you.
A.J.M said:
I fear you may have missed the joke completely so I'll spell it out for you.
You arrive.
You have cakes and drinks.
You chat about cars.
You make fun of Paul.
If you drive a hilux, you park it a baw hair off the front of his car.
You enjoy yourself regardless of staff.
That is the meaning if dresses up.
Eh?..........Wait, what.........?You arrive.
You have cakes and drinks.
You chat about cars.
You make fun of Paul.
If you drive a hilux, you park it a baw hair off the front of his car.
You enjoy yourself regardless of staff.
That is the meaning if dresses up.
I think you may have missed the joke comp.............
Doesn't matter...........
tonytifoso said:
A.J.M said:
Quiet you.
No one mentioned dodgy T shirts and silly kitted up Beatles.
What the juddering fNo one mentioned dodgy T shirts and silly kitted up Beatles.
k has John, Paul, George and Ringo done to enter this topic(bar Lennon's ruined Roller) 
Sadly only Andrew and I were there today. Worse, they had sold out of almond croissants, before I arrived.
Yes, that pic of the 'ladies' in the white dresses is vaguley like how people in the west end dress on a sunday.
Fortunately, when I came out ( the cafe idiots) there were no Toyota F****** Hi-F****** luxe's parked on top of my car! Indeed, as old Italian cars reek of petrol, many people amazingly choose not to park or smoke anywhere near them.
For our earlier disillusioned poster, come along to something, we are honestly as weird as we appear. Doesn't make us bad people though.
Paul
Yes, that pic of the 'ladies' in the white dresses is vaguley like how people in the west end dress on a sunday.
Fortunately, when I came out ( the cafe idiots) there were no Toyota F****** Hi-F****** luxe's parked on top of my car! Indeed, as old Italian cars reek of petrol, many people amazingly choose not to park or smoke anywhere near them.
For our earlier disillusioned poster, come along to something, we are honestly as weird as we appear. Doesn't make us bad people though.
Paul
Paul, apologies I've been out of the loop for a while. Mega busy and new single-parent status is definately taking up my time. Will be about over Xmas (in either the Ferrari ...or the HiLux (!) ) so we may be able to catch up with you. Was out in the F last Sunday, roof down. We drove past TBox in case you were there. Will text you. G & CJ
GrahamF430 said:
Paul, apologies I've been out of the loop for a while. Mega busy and new single-parent status is definately taking up my time. Will be about over Xmas (in either the Ferrari ...or the HiLux (!) ) so we may be able to catch up with you. Was out in the F last Sunday, roof down. We drove past TBox in case you were there. Will text you. G & CJ
Had the Khamsin with me and parked outside, so if didn't see it we had gone. See you soon.
Paul
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