Wife slugs me with huge shock today !!
Wife slugs me with huge shock today !!
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crankedup

Original Poster:

25,764 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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Are you sure you really want to sell your Griff' david, you don't want to regret it when its gone. Hang on to it for another year or two.

Ay, what the bloody hell is this then, something on the horizon me thinks.

CHRISTMAS, its has to be something to do with Christmas

Anyone else out there had anything like this happen to them ?

loose cannon

6,057 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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SOUNDS LIKE A CUNNING PLAN ON HER BEHALF

srebbe64

13,021 posts

266 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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Hmm, sounds like the next conversation might go something like "darling, I need more space".

lazyitus

19,931 posts

295 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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crankedup said:
Are you sure you really want to sell your Griff' david, you don't want to regret it when its gone. Hang on to it for another year or two.


Maybe she's gonna ditch you?

She might want to make sure you've got the next closest thing to your heart still with you.

that can't be right! she's the next closest after the car, right?

Ballistic Banana

14,706 posts

296 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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Prehaps shes trying the old "Reverse Pshycology Trick"

Tread very carefully This woman is Thinking

BB

JonRB

80,023 posts

301 months

Wednesday 10th November 2004
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Maybe she just loves you very much and knows how much the Griff means to you?

deeen

6,400 posts

274 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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When was the last time the kitchen was done?

shnozz

30,630 posts

300 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Ballistic Banana said:
Prehaps shes trying the old "Reverse Pshycology Trick"



is this like Sean Connery's reverse psychology?

Big_M

5,602 posts

292 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Not at all. With the exception of JohnRB you are a load of cynics.

My attitude is better the mistress in the garage than a mistress in the bed.

RichB

56,221 posts

313 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Reminds me of this time about 6 years ago chatting to my wife about where/when/what colour Griff to look for when she suddenly said, "I don't know why you don't order a new one, that way you can spec' it exactly how you want it". Until then I had planned to spend about £25k on a used one! Blimey I thought approval from the finance committee to spend £40k on a new one, sorted! Rich...

Ian Lewis

464 posts

277 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Nadine my wonderful wife bought mine for me as a wedding present. Bless.

apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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crankedup said:


Ay, what the bloody hell is this then, something on the horizon me thinks.




Crankedup,

I would proceed with extreme caution - almost certainly 'something on the horizon' as you suggest. I do not like the sound of it at all!

After decades of studying this baffling subject, I think I've managed to crack some of the code ...

(Apologies if this has been posted somewhere else before.... but I believe it be extremely pertinent)


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.This means"something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

apprentice

DustyC

12,822 posts

283 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Very true. Thankyou for craking the code!

crankedup

Original Poster:

25,764 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Errrrrmmm, many words of wisdom from good PH folk. Me keep big beady eye out on events me thinks.

Notice none of the female of the fraternity here have chipped in on this thread

Big_M

5,602 posts

292 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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crankedup said:
Notice none of the female of the fraternity here have chipped in on this thread

rude girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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crankedup said:
Notice none of the female of the fraternity here have chipped in on this thread


None of them except Big M then

I know what this is about - you clearly can't tell a man from a woman. It wasn't your wife that said this, it was some random bloke who's moved in with you while she's gone off with the girls for a few days.

Can't see what your issue is. I wouldn't sell mine unless it was desperate. When my sis and her husband moved house and had a few lean months he suggested selling theirs and she wouldn't let him. Not so unusual then

You lot have some bloody weird relationships if you see your partner as the enemy.

apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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rude girl said:

You lot have some bloody weird relationships if you see your partner as the enemy.


"Keep your friends close to you and your enemies even closer"..... that's why I choose to live with the wife!

rude girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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apprentice said:

"Keep your friends close to you and your enemies even closer"..... that's why I choose to live with the wife!


Any idea why she chose to live with you?

crankedup

Original Poster:

25,764 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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Yes I've gone and put my feet in it again Sorry about that slipup Big M. Must ensure that I read all posters names in future.

All in all its just a bit of fun. I have the best wife a fella could hope for

apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
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rude girl said:

apprentice said:

"Keep your friends close to you and your enemies even closer"..... that's why I choose to live with the wife!



Any idea why she chose to live with you?