Urgent help required... right now
Urgent help required... right now
Author
Discussion

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

289 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
quotequote all
Car is dead in town, surrounded by boyracers (not sure which is worse)

I need to know where the three earth points are. Anyone with a V8S able to give me a call on 07816 *** ***.

Dont have any tools, cant get in the boot but if the bad earth problem ive been having (see glum reaper thread) is the earth, maybe I'll be able to sort it. Where is the third earth, somewhere behind the dash?

Gonna check the bible meanwhile then head back into town in a bit.

>>> Edited by ukbob on Friday 12th November 00:39

sotonS2

14,687 posts

262 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
quotequote all
Jeez Rob - I question how sensible it is to put your mobile number in an open thread.

PetrolTed

34,464 posts

327 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
quotequote all
May not be relavent but on the S4, there was an earth was connected to the back of the starter motor (worked it's way loose on my car) or am I talking bollox?

WonkyGibbon

476 posts

275 months

Thursday 11th November 2004
quotequote all
Oh dear ! Fraid I don't know. I take it the electrics are totally dead ?

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

289 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
After the car died in the centre of town amidst the boozlehounding chavs and drunken slags, the laxxer brigade turned up just in the nick of time for me to watch them do 100 laps around me in the centre of hyde gardens before they decided to start parking up right near the S . Armed only with aniceed balls and a pen (what could I have done, threatened to sketch them?) they finally left me in peace, and I gave up on the ignition (no fuel pump prime, lights were ok though) and went home to get the bible.

A thousand thanks to Peter Humphries for helping me find the earths (learnt something and found one, which seemed secure although very dirty) My girlfriend who had come to my rescue called the AA, and using specially formulated UKbob negotiating skills, I got them to agree to take the car all the way up to Austec - Result!!

Mike will probably think in my eagerness, I dropped the car off early for its rolling road popping and banging session

Girlfriend suggested we buy our own low loader. Maybe, if I can find a V12 that can be remapped with quad sports pipes...

Cheers for the help guys, appreciate it

WildfireS3

9,919 posts

276 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
[redacted]

sotonS2

14,687 posts

262 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
[redacted]

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

289 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
sotonS2 said:
you will quickly forget the problems you've had....
...as I accidentally pick up the keys to a cerbera, and hoon off into the sunset

Yeah, tell me about it. My wallet is so light it levitates.

Still, when it comes time to sell, someone should have a fully sorted S. If I didnt get the emotional support [cue theatrical music] from the S forum, ownership wouldn't be as half as good as it is

KentishS2

15,169 posts

258 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
Hi Rob,

Glad you got sorted and a free recovery to Austec, result!

You must have been a bit worried when surrounded by so many chavved up 106's, sounds like a scene from the F & F

nawarne

3,157 posts

284 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
Rob,
The battery earth goes to the chassis adjacent to the petrol tank inside the OFFSIDE rear wheel arch. Just a single heavy duty wire to an eye terminal

The rear lights (and possibly fuel pump?) are earthed inside the NEARSIDE REAR wheel arch - - look at 11-o-clock from the petrol tank sender....This does get covered in C***P! (Several black wires to the one welded stud)

The last earth point I know of is behind the NEARSIDE FRONT wheel arch protector onto a chassis upright tube level with the sump/block joint....or thereabouts! I guess this earths all the engine ancillaries and front lights(?)

One other thing mentioned to me by David Batty when I had problems (which turned out to be the distributor--- about £240 recon, £420 new) was to check the inertia switch . This is also on the N/S front footwell bulkhead and is open to the elements. It is an easy job to by-pass this just by jumping across the 2 spade terminals on the underside of the switch. The switch shuts down the fuel pump in the event of a heavy crash, so can give the impression of a knackered pump.

Have to say all this is as it is on my car. Even if Mike and Co. at Austec do find a problem elsewhere it is worth grovelling around at these earth points with emery/wire brush and giving them a coating of silicone grease. Good luck....and think of those roof off moments!

This was what I've found on my V8S

>> Edited by nawarne on Friday 12th November 13:26

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

289 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
Austec have sorted the problem - a melted wire off the connecting block (I cant remember, Mike was talking yellow cerberas which distracted me ) and the car is back in shape, getting ready for the rollers next week!

pstruck

3,525 posts

273 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
ukbob said:
Austec have sorted the problem - a melted wire off the connecting block (I cant remember, Mike was talking yellow cerberas which distracted me ) and the car is back in shape, getting ready for the rollers next week!


Sounds just like what happened to me a couple of hours before the new owner was due to collct the car!

It was a dodgy connection (with some scorching evident) on a connector block in behind the ignition barrel/steering wheel cowl. Took a while to find it mind!

Glad it's sorted now bob.

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

289 months

Friday 12th November 2004
quotequote all
Cheers pete Id heard horror stories of faults taking 2 days+ to find, costed at XX per hour (which probably does equate to two thirds XXX almost nudity factor after you've sold the clothes off your back to pay for it)