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DennisTheMenace

Original Poster:

15,605 posts

292 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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If you are lucky enough to come to Dorset you will see scamera hitlers driving smart car with that message plastered all over it , what it fails to mention is the drivber is a complete tosser scamera tosser decides he wants to turn left to bloxworth whilst driving along the A35 towards poole
1.Drives at 45 in the NSL
2. Waits untill they are about 50m from the junction brakes HARD then idicates
The car behind anchors up i do the same , the car behind me has to swerve to avoid hitting my car up the ass .
So what are the hitlers up to now ? mobile hinderence units ? or just trying to impress us with a doseage of piss poor driving ?
Anyway on the way home later that day caught up with the DCSP staff car on the Puddletown bypass , Dropped back a bit floored it and passed him at about the 100+ for which i got a load of headlight flasing ,soooo
sat at 30 in the NSL Holding the little hitler up

nonegreen

7,803 posts

294 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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DennisTheMenace said:
If you are lucky enough to come to Dorset you will see scamera hitlers driving smart car with that message plastered all over it , what it fails to mention is the drivber is a complete tosser scamera tosser decides he wants to turn left to bloxworth whilst driving along the A35 towards poole
1.Drives at 45 in the NSL
2. Waits untill they are about 50m from the junction brakes HARD then idicates
The car behind anchors up i do the same , the car behind me has to swerve to avoid hitting my car up the ass .
So what are the hitlers up to now ? mobile hinderence units ? or just trying to impress us with a doseage of piss poor driving ?
Anyway on the way home later that day caught up with the DCSP staff car on the Puddletown bypass , Dropped back a bit floored it and passed him at about the 100+ for which i got a load of headlight flasing ,soooo
sat at 30 in the NSL Holding the little hitler up


top man

gh0st-preop

4,693 posts

282 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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DennisTheMenace said:

So what are the hitlers up to now ? up


Probably getting you guys back from when I did the same to them in Cornwall

pmanson

13,388 posts

277 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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DennisTheMenace said:
Dropped back a bit floored it and passed him at about the 100+ for which i got a load of headlight flasing ,soooo
sat at 30 in the NSL Holding the little hitler up



Thats the way to do it!!

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

287 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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<jerry springer>

Go Dennis! Go Dennis!

</jerry springer>

james_j

3,996 posts

279 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Nice one!

Streetcop

5,907 posts

262 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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count duckula

1,324 posts

298 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Good point streetcop, make sure you are wearing your seat belt. Good one Dennis

Malc

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

282 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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count duckula said:
Good point streetcop, make sure you are wearing your seat belt. Good one Dennis

Malc



Mr E

22,718 posts

283 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Streetcop said:




So drive sensibly then you muppet.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

294 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Streetcop said:




Todays dose of Glibness was brought to you by the South Yorks Constabulary...

joospeed

4,473 posts

302 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Streetcop said:





chavs shouldn't be allowed to drive anyway ..
is Streetcop really the fashion police?

>> Edited by joospeed on Friday 12th November 11:24

Streetcop

5,907 posts

262 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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I was pointing out another one of the propaganda adverts...

Streetcop

5,907 posts

262 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Plotloss said:

Streetcop said:





Todays dose of Glibness was brought to you by the South Yorks Constabulary...


Nope...Lancashire Constabulary and their anti-speed campaign actually..

www.safe2travel.co.uk/news/campaigns-feb204.html

Street

mcflurry

9,184 posts

277 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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They shouldn't be allowed to drive smart cars.

Don't they know that smarts have something like the 3rd highest incidence of SP decorations on their licence ?

DennisTheMenace

Original Poster:

15,605 posts

292 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Streetcop said:




So what are you suggesting i e mail these to the prick from Dorset robbery parnership for piss poor driving ?

Its amazing how tetchy and upset the scmera lot get when you hold them up , had a go at D&C scamera lot today 15 in a 40 , down to 5 mph in places ...just incase that child runs out

GregE240

10,857 posts

291 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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Streetcop said:


DustyC says.....I think I can save the bouquet.....

(Sorry Adam that looks like a younger version of you mate)

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

275 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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GregE240 said:

Streetcop said:



DustyC says.....I think I can save the bouquet.....

(Sorry Adam that looks like a younger version of you mate)


Pigeon

18,535 posts

270 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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She's not dead, she's just resting

gh0st-preop

4,693 posts

282 months

Friday 12th November 2004
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DennisTheMenace said:

, had a go at D&C scamera lot today 15 in a 40 , down to 5 mph in places ...just incase that child runs out


Good man

You are beating me in scamera holdup stakes there Dennis - Id best go hunting again