What the f##k!?

[Northernchimp]

What the fk is this? What a waste of a beautiful car.

That's also 7-8 times the price of one that doesnt have a plastic we in it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ART-SCULPTURE-Signed-Ori...

Edit: Apologies for the wink. Not sure how I did that.

Edited by Northernchimp on Sunday 29th December 23:29

[Jaaack]

What the juddering fk?

[SmithyAG]

That's genuinely bizarre. I can't imagine there is a market for such a thing?

[ManOpener]

Well, that's shaped my nightmares for the next few weeks.

[patmahe]

So is this art then? If so I'm glad I don't 'get' it, whatever the fk it is

[LiamB]

Is that.. an octopus.. with a huge penis.. driving a Rolls Royce.. I don't know what I've just seen but I'm scared.

[mybrainhurts]

I say...

That's rather rude.

[Northernchimp]

if that goes for 50k I'm spending an afternoon with a wrecked XJ6, some brightly coloured paint, a mannequin, a tube of glue, some plastic fish and a bag of dildos.

[Killer2005]

I think a large amount of drugs were involved in the creation of that

[Dave_]

What have they been smoking?

And is there any left?

[ferdi p]

50k !!!

Doubt it's even worth 50 squid...

[Fer]

Northernchimp said:

if that goes for 50k I'm spending an afternoon with a wrecked XJ6, some brightly coloured paint, a mannequin, a tube of glue, some plastic fish and a bag of dildos.

Who are we to knock your hobbies?

[Olf]

I buy art like I buy potatoes - by the fkING pound - this my friends is GOOD value by that measure. Bid going in RIGHT now.

[vincegail]

ferdi p said:

50k !!!

Doubt it's even worth 50 squid...

[Amirhussain]

[Mr2Mike]

Advert should have said:

This Sculpture was created from a beautiful 1975 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. The artist stripped down the car and completely ruined it.

Artist then said:

This piece of art reflects erotic sexual sensations in a XVIII Century Brothel

The existence of Octopi with penises on their tentacles in 18th century brothels surely comes as news to most zoologists?

[HustleRussell]

Mr2Mike said:

The existence of Octopi with penises on their tentacles in 18th century brothels surely comes as news to most zoologists?

[Matt UK]

Killer2005 said:

I think a large amount of drugs were involved in the creation of that

Indeed. When they come back down there's going to be a whole lot of furrowed brows and chin scratching...

[glazbagun]

Ideal for someone who's Rolls Royce isn't.... quite.... vulgar enough.

[Rawwr]

Northernchimp said:

I'm spending an afternoon with a wrecked XJ6, some brightly coloured paint, a mannequin, a tube of glue, some plastic fish and a bag of dildos.

Pretty much what I did on Saturday, apart from the wrecked XJ6, brightly coloured paint, mannequin, tube of glue and plastic fish.