Motorway suicide train
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HertsBiker

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6,443 posts

301 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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Don't you just hate it when you realise you have joined a 'suicide train'? Know what I mean? Some driver up front is way too close to the next car and is always on the brakes?

Sometimes I'll just drop back even further (assuming some berk doesn't pull into this safety zone), othertimes it can be best to change lane and let some other person take care care of it.

What goes on in their confused little minds that makes them think a half second gap is okay? Surely their brakes must wear down very rapidly.

It gets unnerving when you are acclimatised to seeing brake lights crying wolf all the time, then find real need to brake.. And you've been suckered into the suicide train as well. A one way ticket to stress and heart attack, or just twisted metal.

Suicide trains, better get off them before it kills you.

ouch

132 posts

190 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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I usually find it's cos car no 2 is trying to bully the one in front into pulling over by climbing into his/her boot.

Brakes on a motorway are for major changes in speed, such as an emergency, not for maintaining a position 3ft from the car in front.

Best off well away from it, leave a good gap, let them be fools in their own time.

Fleckers

2,880 posts

231 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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yep, a queen of the road who will not move over when space is there starts the train

and then everyone tries to shove through

and then the undertakng starts

and then the queen of the road start the flashing and hand signals and brake tests


tgr

1,254 posts

201 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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you drop back... and sure enough some other fool nips in in front of you to recreate the train!

better to change lane and let things disperse before resuming - for the sake of arriving a minute earlier

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

234 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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Isn't it odd that you always see the shunts in the outside lanes where the best drivers are and rarely in the inside lane when the stupid people slow people drive

Never understood it myself

Devil2575

13,400 posts

218 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
Isn't it odd that you always see the shunts in the outside lanes where the best drivers are and rarely in the inside lane when the stupid people slow people drive

Never understood it myself
Amazing isn't it biggrin

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

234 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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Devil2575 said:
McWigglebum4th said:
Isn't it odd that you always see the shunts in the outside lanes where the best drivers are and rarely in the inside lane when the stupid people slow people drive

Never understood it myself
Amazing isn't it biggrin
Maybe that is what happens when a bad driver is accidentally let into the bmw audi lane

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
Isn't it odd that you always see the shunts in the outside lanes where the best drivers are and rarely in the inside lane when the stupid people slow people drive
MCWB4, I hope that you will not mind - I have quoted that in the current thread about BRAKE, to satirise the notion that all of us super fabulous expert fast drivers are flawless.

Spare tyre

12,577 posts

160 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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Really hate driving on motorways in busy periods, which is a shame as I do it a,lot
Everyone is so selfish and self centered that they are too stupid to understand the bigger picture

Really really wish there was more actual policing on the motorways, just so frustrating

1441

1,304 posts

263 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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I'm sure many others can repeat this experience, my short motorway commute see's me join at J29 of the M1 and leave at 29a, never clocked it, be 4-5 miles maybe, I get on watch all the guys behind me on the slip road make the dash to lane 3, I generally sit in lane 1 for the duration and nine times out of ten leave the motorway still ahead of the guys that made the dash for lane 3.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

220 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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1441 said:
I'm sure many others can repeat this experience, my short motorway commute see's me join at J29 of the M1 and leave at 29a, never clocked it, be 4-5 miles maybe, I get on watch all the guys behind me on the slip road make the dash to lane 3, I generally sit in lane 1 for the duration and nine times out of ten leave the motorway still ahead of the guys that made the dash for lane 3.
Yep, it's idiotic behaviour and the surprising thing is, they will make that mistake on each and every commute.

Baffling really.

ToothbrushMan

1,772 posts

155 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
Isn't it odd that you always see the shunts in the outside lanes where the best drivers are and rarely in the inside lane when the stupid people slow people drive

Never understood it myself
yeah years ago pride and pigheadedness would have made me close the gap but its a stupid thing to do.if you drop back and allow lane 2 drivers in they dont get the satisfaction of forcing their way in which I swear some do get given a chance.let em duck and dive......theyll be up the bum of the car in front.youll live longer than them

marshalla

15,902 posts

231 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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I've got into the habit of pulling across into lane 2 or 1, at the first sensible & safe opportunity, whenever I find myself stuck behind one of these trains during an attempted overtake. Invariably, I find I make better progress in the "slow" lanes... I'm trying to train myself to spot them earlier so I don't find myself moving into their wakes.

g3org3y

22,487 posts

221 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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marshalla said:
I've got into the habit of pulling across into lane 2 or 1 whenever I find myself stuck behind one of these trains during an attempted overtake. Invariably, I find I make better progress in the "slow" lanes... I'm trying to train myself to spot them earlier so I don't find myself moving into their wakes.
I do the same. However, I'm increasingly concerned that any following police would consider this an active manoeuvre to pass on the inside (and as such attract a driving without due care penalty).

marshalla

15,902 posts

231 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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g3org3y said:
I do the same. However, I'm increasingly concerned that any following police would consider this an active manoeuvre to pass on the inside (and as such attract a driving without due care penalty).
Hnce my addition of "sensible and safe" to the description of the opportunity - a multi-factored evaluation wink However, I'd rather be in a position to discuss my decision with a traffic officer than become part of someone else's incident.

Dog Star

17,609 posts

198 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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This is why as soon as it gets busy I drop down to 60 and stay in the left hand lane. I really can't be arsed with it anymore, and it gives me a laugh watching all the alpha-male photocopier salesmen having a lane 3 bunfight.

I've been doing Milnrow <-> Leeds over the M62 for the 60% (guess)of the last 22 years and I can report that by the time I come off the motorway at Leeds very often the same cars are still battling out in lane 3 within sight of me. What with all the slamming on of brakes etc their average speed is no different.

FiF

48,801 posts

281 months

Saturday 18th January 2014
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g3org3y said:
I do the same. However, I'm increasingly concerned that any following police would consider this an active manoeuvre to pass on the inside (and as such attract a driving without due care penalty).
Purely a personal opinion but if having moved left you don't then make a positive speed increase to hoof it up the inside but make some reasonable attempt to match speed of traffic to your right and maintain this for some indeterminate distance you will be OK.

If you then undertake a vehicle or two due mainly their reduction of speed what can be the issue with that?