The most bland car of the last 20 years? (pics)
The most bland car of the last 20 years? (pics)
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TheCarMadDad

Original Poster:

317 posts

152 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Bit of a pub argument this one.

This is my entry for the most bland car of the last 20 years (1994>)

Ford Fusion



and this: Citroen Xantia



What does everyone else think?... Make sure you include a pic!

decadent

2,565 posts

204 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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I thought the citreon xantia was pretty interesting personally! Especially with its funky suspension.

Bland for me would be something jap, like a Toyota Camery


SebastienClement

1,952 posts

169 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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This, IMO:


Vladimir

6,917 posts

187 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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The comically named Carisma.

zeppelin101

724 posts

221 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Got to be a Vectra.



Utterly beige in every single way. Except the paint. That might have made it interesting though.

S10GTA

13,787 posts

196 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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TheCarMadDad said:
Bit of a pub argument this one.

This is my entry for the most bland car of the last 20 years (1994>)

and this: Citroen Xantia



What does everyone else think?... Make sure you include a pic!
Nope. Add Activa and it becomes a whole lot more interesting.

deltashad

6,731 posts

226 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Escy

4,130 posts

178 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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I'm not a Vauxhall fan at all but always thought that shape Vectra looked quite sharp, big improvement on what came before and I like the wing mirror styling. They were also raced in the touring cars. I can't have them as the most bland car of the last 20 years.

lowdrag

13,184 posts

242 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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The Ford Escort would be my worst car. It ranks with the horrible Korean and Japanese models of yesteryear, like the Nissan Bluebird. Remember that? It's a bit older than the time limit allows, but there must be some horrors from the east.

zeppelin101

724 posts

221 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Escy said:
I'm not a Vauxhall fan at all but always thought that shape Vectra looked quite sharp, big improvement on what came before and I like the wing mirror styling. They were also raced in the touring cars. I can't have them as the most bland car of the last 20 years.
They've raced all sorts in touring cars, that in itself doesn't make a car interesting. Bland to me is just average in every conceivable way. It looks "alright", it goes "alright", the fuel economy is "alright", it does nothing in an outstanding fashion. Or even well. It's not a car that you're going to get passionate about, either by how good or bad it is.

Some of the other cars here are interesting by virtue of being so appalling.

Edited by zeppelin101 on Monday 27th January 12:56

TheCarMadDad

Original Poster:

317 posts

152 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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lowdrag said:
The Ford Escort would be my worst car. It ranks with the horrible Korean and Japanese models of yesteryear, like the Nissan Bluebird. Remember that? It's a bit older than the time limit allows, but there must be some horrors from the east.
Ah the Nissan Bluebird. What an epically bland car! Good shout...

Think they're older than 20 years though?

blasos

456 posts

191 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Escy said:
I'm not a Vauxhall fan at all but always thought that shape Vectra looked quite sharp, big improvement on what came before and I like the wing mirror styling. They were also raced in the touring cars. I can't have them as the most bland car of the last 20 years.
I agree with that. The wing mirrors were a very nice touch and quite distinctive.


For the most bland, I'd say any VW Golf or Skoda Octavia. Fit for purpose by all means, but very bland in my opinion.

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

208 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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The hatchback Toyota Corolla of the late-mid 90s, utterley bland and not in a good way.

Madkat

1,147 posts

201 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Grey vauxhall astra.

ETA in diesel form

Edited by Madkat on Monday 27th January 13:04

tannedstamina

510 posts

158 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Vladimir said:
The comically named Carisma.
Arghghgh, beat me to it!

dbdb

5,198 posts

202 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Most cars are fairly bland, to the extent that is is far easier to name cars which are not bland.

Actually, I reckon the Xantia is one of the more interesting cars out there.

GrumpyTwig

3,354 posts

186 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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BMW M135i?









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kiethton

14,647 posts

209 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Can't post a picture but my vote goes to the Kia Shuma....

Bland box design and nothing more than (very) basic transport

saabster14

487 posts

183 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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My OH has an A4 and although it is a reasonable car in many ways I absolutely find it dull in every aspect.

I had an avensis (late 90's) I picked up at audition as a run about. Absolutely bomb proof (bar the fuel tank) but so dull it hurt!! Awash with grey plastic and had no redeeming features at all

omgus

7,305 posts

204 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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tannedstamina said:
Vladimir said:
The comically named Carisma.
Arghghgh, beat me to it!
Either this or the Daewoo Nexia.

A car so bland and uninspiring that even with a fair bit of time driving one when i was younger i cannot remember anything about it.

ETA

Look at it!!