"Left overs" on cooking programmes
"Left overs" on cooking programmes
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GBDG

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896 posts

183 months

Saturday 1st February 2014
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Why are these recipes always so laughable.

Step 1: Take leftovers
Step 2: Go into a "larder" the size of a London studio apartment and take out a range of rare & expensive ingredients
Step 3: Add in a load of freshly bought produce (locally sourced and organic are best)
Step 4: voila, you've saved 8p worth of bread and now you've got a feast.

I think Nigel "liven up your corned beef hash with a dash of saffron and a shaving of black truffle." Slater is the worst offender

bobbo89

5,999 posts

174 months

Saturday 1st February 2014
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Nigel Slater!

"Here I have a full fillet of leftover beef"

Tosser!

sausage76

364 posts

152 months

Saturday 1st February 2014
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Glad I'm not the only one.

Nigel Slater really boils my piss with his so called leftovers. Tosser

Evil Monkey

354 posts

175 months

Saturday 1st February 2014
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Wtf are leftovers? Never any in our house but I'm a fat bd, my dog's a fat bd and one of the cats is a fat bd. The skinny cat just nicks the food off your plate whilst you're eating.

Mobile Chicane

21,979 posts

241 months

Saturday 1st February 2014
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Not as bad as that Tosspot Oliver whose idea of 'budget' cooking is to start off with half a salmon costing £25.

erolb

506 posts

216 months

Tuesday 18th February 2014
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What amazes me is how they have enough left overs out of a standard sized roast chicken for a second meal.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

157 months

Tuesday 18th February 2014
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Left overs are what you bought at 11.30pm on a Friday night and eat the remains of for breakfast on the Saturday morning, washed down with that last half can of lager sitting next to your computer screen that is too good to waste.


mattdaniels

7,362 posts

311 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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Gandahar said:
Left overs are what you bought at 11.30pm on a Friday night and eat the remains of for breakfast on the Saturday morning, washed down with that last half can of lager sitting next to your computer screen that is too good to waste.
hehe

PH spoof video anyone? Who looks most like Nigel Slater? idea

PedroB

512 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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sausage76 said:
Glad I'm not the only one.

Nigel Slater really boils my piss with his so called leftovers. Tosser
Yup, pisses me off no end.

Leftovers in my house are usually some sprouty potatoes and a bit of limp lettuce in the salad drawer.

madbadger

11,752 posts

273 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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erolb said:
What amazes me is how they have enough left overs out of a standard sized roast chicken for a second meal.
Surely you can make a risotto out of a leftover chicken?

I agree about Slater, though. He would make a 3 bird roast dinner for 12 out of a leftover chicken.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

238 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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madbadger said:
erolb said:
What amazes me is how they have enough left overs out of a standard sized roast chicken for a second meal.
Surely you can make a risotto out of a leftover chicken?

I agree about Slater, though. He would make a 3 bird roast dinner for 12 out of a leftover chicken.
It's easy you boil the chicken carcass up for stock then add the 3 bird roast...

iphonedyou

10,405 posts

186 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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sausage76 said:
Glad I'm not the only one.

Nigel Slater really boils my piss with his so called leftovers. Tosser
He is, however, an absolute gentleman. One that probably wouldn't resort to that sort of comment. Just saying.

RizzoTheRat

28,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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erolb said:
What amazes me is how they have enough left overs out of a standard sized roast chicken for a second meal.
We'll usually get 3 meals for both of us out of a small chicken from the butchers. Roast one day and then a couple of days of either cold chicken, or in a pie or pasta sauce. We struggle to get a second day out of a supermarket chicken the same size though.

Agree on some chef's idea of "store cupboard" items though.

extraT

1,876 posts

179 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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GBDG said:
I think Nigel "liven up your corned beef hash with a dash of saffron and a shaving of black truffle." Slater is the worst offender
While I agree Slate is a bit OTT with his "left overs", to be fair he doesnt know what you have in YOUR larder.... the same goes for that old BBC2 program...with whatshername from This Morning, Fern Britton? They would always say "and our standard larder" for the chefs to then make a Michelin Star- quality meal! Always did wonder what was in those larders.

It just so happens I DO have a tin of beans, corned beef, potatoes, saffron and truffle butter... (awful tasting stuff, btw)....

Hoofy

79,981 posts

311 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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Gandahar said:
Left overs are what you bought at 11.30pm on a Friday night and eat the remains of for breakfast on the Saturday morning, washed down with that last half can of lager sitting next to your computer screen that is too good to waste.
I know someone who ate a pizza off the floor...

that was face down...

next to a bin...

a public bin on the pavement.

hurl

He was mildly drunk.

RizzoTheRat

28,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 19th February 2014
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extraT said:
It just so happens I DO have a tin of beans, corned beef, potatoes, saffron and truffle butter... (awful tasting stuff, btw)....
Is it bad that I don't have any beans, corned beef or potatoes but do have saffron and truffle oil? When did I become this middle class?

Time for another cup of Darjeeling to drown my sorrows...

Mashedpotatoes

1,344 posts

177 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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One of Ramsays cook books has a two page list of essentials for your fridge and kitchen that you should always have. The perishables he had on there alone wher laughable like pints of cream.
Now I like a nice cream sauce but I think il stick to buying it when I need it.