Caption competition time!

[Kozy]

[kambites]

Is that the new F1 pace car trying to match the racing cars?

[trashbat]

I... I've got nothing.

However, please explain!

[leefee]

a couple of dicks causing upset.

[trashbat]

I tell you what though:

• cyclists
• police
• bad parking
• "One single thing that makes you think 'knob'"
• possible guy with goatee
• a shed

PH Bingo!

[Monty Python]

Shouldn't that be on an Audi?

[john2443]

The wall on the right must be significant, it has a little arrow pointing out a particular brick....

[tomsugden]

'I don't care if it is gold plated, Gulzar, you can't park that here'.

[callmedave]

Tried to get away from the cops! - couldnt keep it up.

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Cops block cock jock

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If you look closely, you will see two cocks, theres also something painted on the car.

[Dave Hedgehog]

MB comes clean about design language for 2 seater front engine sports cars

[5RedLights]

"But officer, I thought cocks were allowed past the watershed?"

[Riley Blue]

"I've seen bigger dicks on police bikes."

[Dapster]

"Hi, is that Andrew Mitchell? Met Police Commissioner here. Just wanted to say 'no hard feelings' so I've asked a couple of the lads to drop round a car for you. Knock yourself out, it's on us"

[S10GTA]

"I suggest you stop being so cocky sir"

[Kozy]

trashbat said:

I tell you what though:

• cyclists
• police
• bad parking
• "One single thing that makes you think 'knob'"
• possible guy with goatee
• a shed

PH Bingo!

He's the company director too. PH Gold!

[Deutscheblonde]

"Excuse me sir can you explain what you have under the hood?"

"Just a boring black paint job officer... that's why I added the graphics"

[Mikebentley]

Members only parking !

[crispyshark]

"When you refer to 'Knob', do you mean the driver or the car Officer?"

[Justayellowbadge]

I was going to get a black series, but it wouldn't fit.

[Kozy]

The race to be the biggest cock on the road has escalated...

"If you're going to pull out like that again, you're going to find yourself in a sticky situation."

"Vinyls inspired by the Fast and the Furious you say? Should have gone to Specsavers sonny..."