And you thought Audi made a lot of niches?
And you thought Audi made a lot of niches?
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okie592

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2,711 posts

196 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Not content with calling the new 1 coupe the 2, BMW have added another random model to their line up. I think it's a take on for the Merc b class and ford c max since it looks like a mash up of the 2.


Here is the 2 series active tourer, what ever that means ...



And yep it's FWD with a 3 cylinder engine. It's basically a posh Dacia duster
http://press.bmwgroup.com/ExDNh

Edited by okie592 on Friday 14th February 11:11


Edited by okie592 on Friday 14th February 18:02

George7

1,130 posts

179 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Doesn't look that bad. Reminds me of a B-Max.

swamp

1,014 posts

218 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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It's a people carrier that won't take three child seats across the back. I'll stick to my Toyota Verso.

warmfuzzies

4,372 posts

282 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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oooooooo the fwd bmw said they'd never make....

hmm.

Northernchimp

1,282 posts

161 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Filling the niche that the A Class abandoned when it went all conventional.

It looks just awful. If they really must, why not dig out an old brand, or come up with a new one? The BMW brand will become forever soiled by all these stboxes.

Dyl

1,303 posts

239 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Northernchimp said:
Filling the niche that the A Class abandoned when it went all conventional.
Its a little bit bigger than the A, almost identical size to a B-Class. Why they chose 2 and not 1 is weird, considering the 2 is the coupe...

kambites

71,478 posts

250 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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My word, that actually makes the B-class look pretty. I didn't realise that was possible.

skyrover

12,700 posts

233 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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A people carrier that can't?

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

192 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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0/10 from me.

Debaser

8,466 posts

290 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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What a fking horrible car.

The Ultimate Driving Machine? Not a chance!

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

192 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Debaser said:
What a fking horrible car.

The Ultimate Driving Machine? Not a chance!
Do they still use that line ?

Or quietly dropped it ?

They should do.

Escort3500

13,483 posts

174 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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What a total munter...

Debaser

8,466 posts

290 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Debaser said:
What a fking horrible car.

The Ultimate Driving Machine? Not a chance!
Do they still use that line ?

Or quietly dropped it ?

They should do.
I just had a look on their website and it's still used, which is rather incredible when they're launching pieces of crap like this.

squeezebm

2,319 posts

234 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Debaser said:
I just had a look on their website and it's still used, which is rather incredible when they're launching pieces of crap like this.
Yeh we should all buy vw pissats wink

Does look a bit ste tho' biggrin

m444ttb

3,183 posts

258 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Someone like Merc can do cars like that but for BMW it's just that stretch too far. I presume their argument would be that for any given (sub)segment they will produce the car with class leading handling. That thing just isn't what comes to mind when you think 'Ultimate Driving Machine'.

Twin Turbo

5,544 posts

295 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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I love BMW but, really, there are limits (and this, the 3 and 5 "GTs" and the X6 are a step too far).

Still, anything Mercedes can do.....


john2443

6,541 posts

240 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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swamp said:
It's a people carrier that won't take three child seats across the back. I'll stick to my Toyota Verso.
Surely a people carrier has to have more than 5 seats - this looks like it only has 4 1/2, maybe 4 2/3, but it certainly doesn't look like a full middle seat in the back.

poing

8,743 posts

229 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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kambites said:
My word, that actually makes the B-class look pretty. I didn't realise that was possible.
That was my first thought. I can only assume the styling department at BMW are from some other planet, or are paid in severely mind altering drugs instead of money.

Stick Legs

8,933 posts

194 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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For quite a long time now there have been 2 companied operating out of the 4 cylinder building in Munich.
One is called BMW, they make the 1,3,5,6,7 series cars, and are also known to have a few subsiduaries.
M-GMBH and BMW Motorrad are well documented, as are Rolls Royce and Mini. However for some time now there has been another covert subsiduary company, confusingly also called BMW who go through the bins every night and actually build what BMW's designers throw away; like some sort of irradiated fked up Wombles they take other peoples rubbish and inflict it on the masses.

Don't buy a fked up Womble subsiduary BMW, buy the real thing. It looks like a fast 3 box saloon.

TheTurbonator

2,792 posts

180 months

Friday 14th February 2014
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Yet despite what everyone is saying, BMW will sell loads of them to the general public.