Theoretical Harris TV programme.
Theoretical Harris TV programme.
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VladD

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8,199 posts

294 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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There's been quite a few mentions that Chris should either be a presenter on or be a replacement for Top Gear. I don't agree myself, but if you were to have your ideal 60 minute TV programme presented by Chris, what segments would you have on it and what cars/guests (if any) would you have for the pilot episode? Maybe if the collective can come up with an agreed format PH could try it once and guage the response?

pork911

7,365 posts

212 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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It wouldn't be like it used to be etc

LovesSweetExile

22,722 posts

263 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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A twenty minute section called The Gallery where he shows off peoples work in Photoshop.

GhostDriver

879 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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monkey tennis?


Cyder

7,186 posts

249 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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I honestly don't get the obsession with the bloke, yes he's quite handy behind the wheel and the reviews are pretty good but I just can't see him being TV 'friendly' or interesting enough for the 99.9% of the population who don't really car about cars.

jonstable

2,925 posts

242 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Cyder said:
I honestly don't get the obsession with the bloke, yes he's quite handy behind the wheel and the reviews are pretty good but I just can't see him being TV 'friendly' or interesting enough for the 99.9% of the population who don't really car about cars.
Likewise, not sure I get the obsession. There does seem to be a Harris cult on PH though. I'm sure I could have a good chat down the pub with him about cars, but I can't see him having enough appeal for me to watch a tv show with him as the front man.

Stig

11,823 posts

313 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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You're missing the point. TV is slowly migrating to on-line anyway. From that perspective, CH / Drive is already ahead of the curve.

Comparisons with TG are pointless as Clarkson & Co. are making a 'telly' programme for the masses (and a low-brow one at that), not a facts-based show for car enthusiasts. I do think CH makes for compelling viewing though and has made a very successful transition from automotive scribe to an adept presenter.

Edited by Stig on Thursday 20th February 13:41

jdw1234

6,021 posts

244 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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How about a version of Blind Date. Every week, Chris has to chose who he goes on a date with out of 3 sycophantic Pistonheaders?


Amirhussain

11,651 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Cyder said:
I honestly don't get the obsession with the bloke, yes he's quite handy behind the wheel and the reviews are pretty good but I just can't see him being TV 'friendly' or interesting enough for the 99.9% of the population who don't really car about cars.
+1, don't even compare Clarkson & Co to CH,

DoubleSix

12,540 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Stig said:
You're missing the point. TV is slowly migrating to on-line anyway. From that perspective, CH / Drive is already ahead of the curve.

Comparisons with TG are pointless as Clarkson & Co. are making a 'telly' programme for the masses (and a low-brow one at that), not a facts-based show for car enthusiasts. I do think CH makes for compelling viewing though and has made a very successful transition from automotive scribe to an adept presenter.

Edited by Stig on Thursday 20th February 13:41
Very well said. The internet is the future of TV.

s3fella

10,524 posts

216 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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He could host Roger Mellie's version of Call my Bluff.

'Up ya Cxxt! '.

WTFWT

870 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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DoubleSix said:
Stig said:
You're missing the point. TV is slowly migrating to on-line anyway. From that perspective, CH / Drive is already ahead of the curve.

Comparisons with TG are pointless as Clarkson & Co. are making a 'telly' programme for the masses (and a low-brow one at that), not a facts-based show for car enthusiasts. I do think CH makes for compelling viewing though and has made a very successful transition from automotive scribe to an adept presenter.

Edited by Stig on Thursday 20th February 13:41
Very well said. The internet is the future of TV.
Figures this week put online streaming of TV content on demand at 1.5%. Still a long way to go...

DoubleSix

12,540 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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WTFWT said:
DoubleSix said:
Stig said:
You're missing the point. TV is slowly migrating to on-line anyway. From that perspective, CH / Drive is already ahead of the curve.

Comparisons with TG are pointless as Clarkson & Co. are making a 'telly' programme for the masses (and a low-brow one at that), not a facts-based show for car enthusiasts. I do think CH makes for compelling viewing though and has made a very successful transition from automotive scribe to an adept presenter.

Edited by Stig on Thursday 20th February 13:41
Very well said. The internet is the future of TV.
Figures this week put online streaming of TV content on demand at 1.5%. Still a long way to go...
Are these global figures by any chance?

benjj

6,787 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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s3fella said:
He could host Roger Mellie's version of Call my Bluff.

'Up ya Cxxt! '.
Exactly that. Or Celebrity st Bucket.

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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The problem with telly these days is you can't swear, offend anyone, show a car going fast, or a million other things that might cause offense to people to pathetic and stupid to be able to just turn off stuff they don't like.

Stay on T'net. It's for the best

I'd like to see CH do a "readers rides" segment though ;-)

Ari

19,819 posts

244 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Max_Torque said:
The problem with telly these days is you can't swear, offend anyone, show a car going fast, or a million other things that might cause offense to people to pathetic and stupid to be able to just turn off stuff they don't like.

Stay on T'net. It's for the best

I'd like to see CH do a "readers rides" segment though ;-)
You'd better let Top Gear know, quick!

GG89

3,693 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Cum nosh with me. PH lovers of CH go in to a raffle and 3 lucky winners get to spend a romantic evening with the man himself and at the end he decides who he likes best and they receive a Signed T shirt with his face on it.

DoubleSix

12,540 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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GG89 said:
Cum nosh with me. PH lovers of CH go in to a raffle and 3 lucky winners get to spend a romantic evening with the man himself and at the end he decides who he likes best and they receive a Signed T shirt with his face on it.
laugh

FTR I'm just here because I find the internet TV thing interesting. The nosh fest on PH is indeed an embarrassment.

GG89

3,693 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Did you just count yourself out of the raffle Doublesix?

laugh

DoubleSix

12,540 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th February 2014
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Depends, do I have to bring my own lipstick?