Ringside Seat: Lap time predictions
Vette v Viper is just the start of this year's lap time battles

Megane vs. Civic
Perhaps the most blatant statement of intent about obliterating 'ring records in 2014 was issued by Honda last year. It's working on the turbocharged VTEC Civic Type R, and they even got a few development days in before the end of the season. What not so many people know are the rumours in Nurburg about another turbocharged hatchback that might well eat the Civic for lunch...
Renaultsport are no strangers to the 'ring, their Clios and Meganes have fantastic track records over the old 20.8km track for the last decade or so. The RS265 Trophy might not have been the most powerful FWD sportscar, but it was the fastest around a lap. And what if Renaultsport make a stripped out, near-300hp final edition? In the vein of the legendary R26.R? Then, Honda, you have a fight on your hands...
Vette vs. Viper
It's the American Derby that will set the yankland forums on fire. For the true "fans", you can't like both Corvettes and Vipers. You can't like both GM and Chrysler. Oh no. It's like the Aussies with Holden and Ford.
You have to pick a side. V10 or V8? This time we're looking at two brands with lots of experience. Both sides of the fight have held the out-right mass-produced fastest car 'ring record at different times, and both have motorsports divisions competing at the highest level.
In the Chevy corner is the new supercharged Z06 Corvette a 625hp+ monster that looks set to terrorise the 'ring if the talented standard car is anything to go by. ()
And in the SRT corner is the Viper TA. TA meaning Time Attack. No confusion there, they built it especially to topple the old Corvette ZR-1 at Laguna Seca. And the logical progression (budgets allowing) will be the Nurburgring.
LaFerrari vs. 918 vs. P1
This was the irrelevant and over-hyped ménage a trois that dominated so many internet headlines last year. And believe me, the chances are it might just do it all again this year. God help us. Why?
Because while Porsche might have claimed first-blood with an awesome sub-seven lap, the reality is that the LaFerrari has tested here several times without any known lap time attempts. It's a massive unanswered question.
After McLaren spent several weeks testing the Harris-approved P1, they left us hanging by attempting to claim the moral high-ground with a loose claim of being faster than the 918, but no actual time or video.
So what should Ferrari do? Come here, spend tens of thousands of euros per week to go home with a 6-minute-something lap time, only to be bamboozled by McLaren releasing an even faster lap time?
Or maybe, just maybe, they will forget about Nurburgring lap times and just concentrate on making a car that's both technologically unbeatable and fun to drive. We can but hope...
P1v918vF70 well I suspect at this extream end of the market the skill of a driver might actually have more bearing than the car, if the P1 did 6.37 (made that up) and the 918 6.39 and the La Ferrari 6.38 does that mean any would be faster in my hands than the other and I supect a lot of P1 owners will own the other two anyway.
Clio v Honda v Any other hot hatch, this is the one that interests me as I might be able to buy one which is faster will of course be less relevant when I part with my cash though than which comes with blue tooth and an ipod doc
On the one hand it's undoubtably a great place to test cars and if you can make a car handle well around there it will handle well on most roads.
The downside is that if you do test there then you are under pressure to release a lap time which has be default become the most important 'Top Trump' statistic for all new performance cars.
On the one hand it's undoubtably a great place to test cars and if you can make a car handle well around there it will handle well on most roads.
The downside is that if you do test there then you are under pressure to release a lap time which has be default become the most important 'Top Trump' statistic for all new performance cars.
An while i love the idea of a stripped out Civic with 2 seats an a cage the fact that Mrs Gecko has a say means aircon, electric parking sensors, stero, blue tooth, boot space, isofix points etc all come before BHP and 0-60
Lets make a car for the petrol heads and car enthusiasts out there. They're all completely obsessed with the Nurburgring so we must make a car that gets around it as fast as possible. Sod making it actually work on bumpy, rough and inconsistent roads. We'll put a tested at the ring sticker in it somewhere that'll sell it. *mugs, scoff*. Oh hang on a minute Vauxhall did just that.
Haven't they already said they have the 918 and P1 lined up for a shoot out later on in the series?
The Vette/Viper one obviously I have a touch more intrigue for. I always felt the Viper was a much, much more focused core car than the somewhat multifaceted Corvette. But, as a new Corvette owner and having watched the C7 chase down competition with an oddly alien sense of pride, I'm starting to hope for the Z06 in that duel.
It'll happen. 10 years ago NO-ONE bothered about such things...
It's totally irrelevant in the real world (worse than the much derided 0-60 time!) - It's one track, on one day, with no controls applied. Different drivers, different tyres, track temperature, etc, etc, etc.
I've no idea what any car I've ever owned (or any I'm ever likely to own) will do the 'Ring in, and I don't care.
If engineers find developing a car at the track useful to provide me with a better car, I'm all for it, but 'chasing a time' is utterly worthless to anyone except the Marketing teams.
M
The fact that it can be used as marketing tool is no bad thing IMO.
The fact that it can be used as marketing tool is no bad thing IMO.
Equally - the children of today are the customers of tomorrow. And to children : Top Trumps matter...

Just because 'ring times are a ridiculous sideshow to the motor industry doesn't actually mean that they are as irrelevant as they should be.
to illustrate: my daily PH email today contained a PH Hero piece on the MX5 - a car that is nearly universally loved as a great example of how you build a car that is fun to drive. and yet it never went to the 'ring and posted a time. i know "ringing" wasn't done in 1989, but i doubt that when the Mk 4 is revealed, that Mazda will spend any time boasting about it's time to circulate the Nurburgring. and yet enthusiasts will go out and buy it.
Lets make a car for the petrol heads and car enthusiasts out there. They're all completely obsessed with the Nurburgring so we must make a car that gets around it as fast as possible. Sod making it actually work on bumpy, rough and inconsistent roads. We'll put a tested at the ring sticker in it somewhere that'll sell it. *mugs, scoff*. Oh hang on a minute Vauxhall did just that.
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