Dear Deardrie
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carob

Original Poster:

3,585 posts

241 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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I was wondering if you could help me.

Last week the love of my life drove away from me and I am feeling so down. I guess it was my fault as I started looking at younger curvy models. Sometimes I would get up in the middle of the night and look at these models on line. I now know how much my "old girl" means to me and I miss her dearly. She was very noisy but I could listen to her all day. Once you got her warmed up she was a right little goer, and she never let me down. I long to tickle her greased nipples and ensure everything is tight as it should be.

Will I ever get over this, or should I continue looking at the younger curvy models on line.

Rob, North East....Without his beast

frown

jon haines

960 posts

276 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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I have been thinking of selling my 350 for quite a while now but every time i floor it and here the noise of the v8 i think what the hell else would make me feel that good? so i know were you are coming from rob but i too have a thing for the curvy models especially a griff.

celcius

704 posts

285 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Hi rob
Get another , it might heal the wound.

Greg

wooly350i

2,248 posts

238 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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It's all a question of putting things in perspective and thinking about it before you do it, once you've done it you can't go back to before you did it though you can wish you didn't do it and kick yaself, but then deep down you knew you would kick yaself so you shouldn't have done it, you can always make up with a new girl though but don't try to convert her into the one you had before you did it, they're all different beasts for different reasons, there I've said it !weepingbangheadconfusedidealick

Waynester

6,531 posts

280 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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I know exactly how you are feeling! I got myself involved with a curvier younger model, and she was lovely, no denying. But, I never did get over my ex..and I realised to late that she was the one for me all along. smile
So, we are soon to be 're-United' with a promise not to stray again. wink

Give a curvy model a go.. see how she feels. Safe in the knowledge that your ex will, like mine..always welcome you back!

ElvisWedgely

2,715 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Years ago I sold my 350SE No.9 V8 Developments Wedge and bought a Chimera smitten by its lovely curves. I regretted it ever since. Naturally I went back to a Wedge. I now want to try a Tuscan, a car I've always wanted to own, only this time I want to take things more slowly, as I know the Tuscan will not have the qualities of a Wedge. I now own another 350SE and am very pleased with it, but there is alwas that itch I need to scratch in changing the Wedge for a Tuscan so I know how you feel.

Tony.TCB.

chedder

1,329 posts

237 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Dear Rob from the North East (without his beast)

I too can sympathise with your predicament, no grease nipples to tweek, no oily valve and no dipstick to play with, however these feelings will soon pass when a new exotic and younger temptress takes up residence in your Man Cave.
There are plenty of websites offering these teenage lovelies and for a small ownership fee they will happily keep you awake at night whilst you carress those silky curves and make plans to improve their perfomance......

MASERATI 3200GT......V8, twin turbos, 370bhp and under 10k! Go on Rob you know you want too!

Chedder

Here's a peach
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-MASERATI-3200-FH-2d...

Edited by chedder on Sunday 23 February 12:02

mrzigazaga

18,814 posts

195 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Well Rob..You display a classic symptom of "Comfort breeding contempt"..This has been a destroyer of relationships throughout time and both parties can suffer..Unfortunately you have now parted with your beloved which only makes the pain increase..Now loss is the sentence and guilt will be the chains that bind your feet.

Often as people we do things that we regret later and only realise how much something meant to us when its gone.

But fret not as all is not lost..

Relationships come and go and you will find another but you must learn to appreciate the idiosyncrasies and flaws that arise in these situations ..The classic story of "Beauty and the Beast" typifies the love between two opposites yet what other people don't see is the "Beauty in the Beast"...Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

My advise would be to STOP drinking large quantities of strong beer and spirits for now as they contribute to curvy thoughts, This will help you to concentrate on the parallels.

And relax....Repeat after me.."Wedgeilovemywedgeilovemywedgeilovemywedge".

Try to stay calm and be patient.....Ziga


GV

2,366 posts

254 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Sorry Guys...Merc SLS Convertible hands down every time. Even a Merc SL AMG which are getting cheaper by the week is my realistic alternative. Would still keep my car regardless though. It's a one off just like yours...!!

Jack Valiant

1,894 posts

266 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Or take the middle path and get the best of both keep your P&J and add implants .... oh I mean a Griff engine ..

If its an itch you have to scratch then life is too short, but the odds are you will come back to that raw Wedge experience yes


dixiebabes

3,111 posts

254 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Man up go out get extremely drunk at take one home for a one night stand. Bash the brains out of her then realise the love of your life is wedge shaped not curvy. Hope that solves your problem rob from tge north east. Voddie is the way forward.

Dix

adam quantrill

11,679 posts

272 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Rob if you're considering a curvy Tiv you need to go on a training course first.

This one is in your area:

http://www.blhairdressing.co.uk/

;^)

carob

Original Poster:

3,585 posts

241 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Ha-ha, I have been cutting what is left of my hair for years now. I cannot remember the last time I sat in a Barbers seat.

Rob

marcus1875

1,512 posts

172 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Dear Rob from the North East
I have a v6 sat on the drive. Ok its not v8 but it isnt too bad and the internal organs are in tiptop shape for an older burd.
Anyway I cant ride in her for 6 weeks due to my broken arm. You are welcome to cuckold me!
Marcus, even further north.

Skyedriver

23,439 posts

312 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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Hi Rob
Your experiences of Chimaeras or Chimaerii(?) this week have tainted your ideas of the model
They're not all like the green one (I hope, although seeing that one yesterday has made me question my decision to move on back to a Chimaera).
Take your time, don't chase every car that's put up for sale, the right one will come along.

Mind that Maser looks a good idea if you can find a way to get the roof off. One of the few cars I take notice of after "ooh there's a Tiv.

Brings me to wonder "what would you drive if there wasn't TVR"



bouldster

80 posts

206 months

Sunday 23rd February 2014
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I met your ex the other day and can appreciate your loss,she's a credit to you and all your hard work,good luck with your search

RCK974X

2,521 posts

179 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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Dear Rob,

Just remember that beauty is a lot more than skin deep, and curves may be in, but that doesn't mean that the angular pointy look has suddenly become ugly. Far from it in fact, as those angles now stand out more than ever from the "look at MY curves" crowd down the nightclubs.

I could go on about "still beautiful at 30", but I'm sure you already know that.

And if your love has developed some heart problems, or perhaps a bit of arthritis in the rear end, it's pretty easy to do a transplant and/or repair.

(I'm sure I had something funnier in my head, but it's gone now I'm typing....)


restless*native

279 posts

220 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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Rob.
It is 6 years since I sold my last beloved lady wedge.
since then many a curvy model followed.
Never looked back, until now.

By the way, your ex needs and is getting some caressing at the moment...

Enjoy the CHIMP.

carob

Original Poster:

3,585 posts

241 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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So your enjoying my Old Girl. I cannot wait to see how she turns out. I shopped in Primark for her attire but I can see she is now going to be a real M&S wedge.

Be great if she could come along to the BAR, with her new friends from Yorkshire. I promise not to try and whoo her back.

Chim on order.

Rob

QBee

22,492 posts

174 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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Welcome to the world of Chimliness, which as we all know, is next to Walletemptiness. hehe

A whole new world of modification and polishing is opening up before you.
Track day booked for 17 March, Burghley 13th April - see you at either?

driving