Lowlife keyed my car!
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amusingduck

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9,822 posts

165 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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So, this morning I notice that my wing mirror has been bent backwards, and upon closer inspection someone has run a key all the way down the side.

bds.

Thankfully, the mirror is undamaged and the scratch isn't too deep - it should hopefully polish out.

What a . My heart sank when I saw it, but I'm so grateful that the damage isn't serious. I have no idea what prompted it, that's what gets me. I wouldn't have thought it was jealousy, it's only an Octavia vRS after all! No enemies, just seemingly a random act of tttery. I hope it's just a one off.

Anyone else want to share their stories?

Pints

18,451 posts

223 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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I had a lowly Clio 1.2, albeit on new plates at the time. Only a week old and I returned to it after a day at the office to find a scratch - down to the metal in places - across 4 panels.

This was 10 years ago, but every time I hear a story where there's been pain involved, I imagine the victim is that savage, and that karma has found its way around.

Silverbullet767

11,282 posts

235 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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bd! Sorry to hear, hopefully the culprit will die a slow horrible death with blunt sticks.

BlueMeganeII

338 posts

188 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Same thing has happened to my wife's car whilst parked in swindon last week. Luckily it's not down to primer or metal so hopefully can be sorted without new paint.

ToothbrushMan

1,772 posts

154 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Sorry to hear this.i bet it hurts right now.just mindless usually by a nomark that would want to shoot you if you so much as sneezed near his ride.there must be some stories where folk have been in the right place right caught these aholes and leathered em.......

Miner49er

382 posts

234 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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I had a passer-by snap a door mirror off one of my cars. The vandal hadn't realised I was on my drive washing my other car at the time!

That day suddenly turned into one I won't forget in a hurry.

amusingduck

Original Poster:

9,822 posts

165 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Miner49er said:
I had a passer-by snap a door mirror off one of my cars. The vandal hadn't realised I was on my drive washing my other car at the time!

That day suddenly turned into one I won't forget in a hurry.
What happened?

Motorrad

6,811 posts

216 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Don't be too quick to remove the scratch. If it's not just a random occurrence the scum in question might decide to do it again if they see you care.

Pints

18,451 posts

223 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Miner49er said:
I had a passer-by snap a door mirror off one of my cars. The vandal hadn't realised I was on my drive washing my other car at the time!

That day suddenly turned into one I won't forget in a hurry.
ears

VBRJ

6,128 posts

206 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Pints said:
Miner49er said:
I had a passer-by snap a door mirror off one of my cars. The vandal hadn't realised I was on my drive washing my other car at the time!

That day suddenly turned into one I won't forget in a hurry.
ears
I can see two options;

OPTION 1: He stopped washing his car to deliver a swift roundhouse to the back of the guys head.

OPTION 2: He was so angry he started a thread about it on a motoring forum.

mikecassie

673 posts

188 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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I've had the bonnet, roof, every near side panel and rear bumper keyed on a car I had. Also they took the rear wiper blade, bds!
Thankfully the insurance were good to deal with but initially I was gutted.

p1tse

1,412 posts

221 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Pointless vandalism

Someone did this to my parents car recently


hadenough!

3,785 posts

289 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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amusingduck said:
What happened?
Nothing?

Lordbenny

8,752 posts

248 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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g3org3y

22,466 posts

220 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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Sorry to hear about this OP. frown

I'm not one to subscribe to Saudi punishment methods but hands cut off seems entirely appropriate imo.

p1tse said:
Pointless vandalism

Someone did this to my parents car recently
eek

Random act? Who did your parents ps off?

Mercury00

4,250 posts

185 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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fking aholes. I started a new job and accidentally parked in a space I wasn't supposed to, obviously I didn't know as I was new there, but I came out to find my car keyed. They didn't have cameras but I'd love to have found out who did it, I really would've beaten them to a fking pulp.

Dog Star

17,596 posts

197 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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I shouldn't click on these threads. I always do and they make me furious frown

Monkeylegend

29,233 posts

260 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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amusingduck said:
Miner49er said:
I had a passer-by snap a door mirror off one of my cars. The vandal hadn't realised I was on my drive washing my other car at the time!

That day suddenly turned into one I won't forget in a hurry.
What happened?
Looks like he's forgotten.

We are meant to think that he went all macho and he will eventually come back to tell a story about how he taught said villain a lesson he will never forget.

Or alternatively OP got beaten to a pulp in another PH bloodbath.

Spare tyre

12,559 posts

159 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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someone i know who is a cop said in his experience its usually been people you'd least expect, little old neighbors who get upset about where you park etc

legless

2,037 posts

169 months

Tuesday 25th February 2014
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amusingduck said:
So, this morning I notice that my wing mirror has been bent backwards, and upon closer inspection someone has run a key all the way down the side.

bds.

Thankfully, the mirror is undamaged and the scratch isn't too deep - it should hopefully polish out.

What a . My heart sank when I saw it, but I'm so grateful that the damage isn't serious. I have no idea what prompted it, that's what gets me. I wouldn't have thought it was jealousy, it's only an Octavia vRS after all! No enemies, just seemingly a random act of tttery. I hope it's just a one off.

Anyone else want to share their stories?
Just out of interest, where was it parked?

I once knew someone who admitted that he would do precisely this if a car had parked on a pavement and not allowed enough space for his wheelchair to pass.

I'm not condoning the behaviour at all, and in my view the retaliation is far in excess of the original dismeanour, but could it be someone like this?