Eurotunnel - Passport Control Disaster
Eurotunnel - Passport Control Disaster
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Griffalow

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88 posts

159 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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I spent a week skiing during the half term - from Wengen - Switzerland I drove back to Calias in about 10 hours - my train departure time was 10pm - I was 5 minutes from the exit for the Eurotunnel the time was 9 am - I thought ample time - BUT NO
From the motorway it took nearly 3 hours to reach passport control. We thought there was a security scare, good old more than my jobs worth passport control decided to cock it all up, (even the French gendarmes we taking the mickey out of them)they didn't even have all the lanes open, even shut one lane as the controller we assumed clocked off)- I was incredulous, it was a total farce. The passport lady was very nice, took ample time checking our 4 passports, forced us to wake up our youngest child even though she could see hem lying in the back, it was if they thought, well just because you have been away skiing in your big cars, we are going to make you suffer ( no one ever considers we may have worked our nuts off ) - I know I sound a pompous tt but honestly, Range Rovers, XC90's and Discoveries were everywhere, with either top boxes or ski's on top, where the hell do they think we have been, what is the point of checking our passports????? - number recognition shows we left the UK a week go - it is embarrassing to be English sometimes - how to government officials ever expect to get respect????

surveyor

18,690 posts

213 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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I get that they should be doing proper checks.

But, they know fairly accurately how many people are expected to catch a train so you wonder why they can't man passport control accordingly.

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

188 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Griffalow said:
I spent a week skiing during the half term - from Wengen - Switzerland I drove back to Calias in about 10 hours - my train departure time was 10pm - I was 5 minutes from the exit for the Eurotunnel the time was 9 am - I thought ample time - BUT NO
From the motorway it took nearly 3 hours to reach passport control. We thought there was a security scare, good old more than my jobs worth passport control decided to cock it all up, (even the French gendarmes we taking the mickey out of them)they didn't even have all the lanes open, even shut one lane as the controller we assumed clocked off)- I was incredulous, it was a total farce. The passport lady was very nice, took ample time checking our 4 passports, forced us to wake up our youngest child even though she could see hem lying in the back, it was if they thought, well just because you have been away skiing in your big cars, we are going to make you suffer ( no one ever considers we may have worked our nuts off ) - I know I sound a pompous tt but honestly, Range Rovers, XC90's and Discoveries were everywhere, with either top boxes or ski's on top, where the hell do they think we have been, what is the point of checking our passports????? - number recognition shows we left the UK a week go - it is embarrassing to be English sometimes - how to government officials ever expect to get respect????
a/ Public sector workers are out to piss you off.
or
b/ Just because it isn't on the telly - doesn't mean that there isn't something serious going on.


Hug a bunny - and move on.

hdrflow

854 posts

167 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Area - people can always lobby for the UK to be in. It's not unusual to have big queues for the Eurotunnel during busy times/holidays.

I like the Eurotunnel. I think it's great that a service like that exists. As for border control it is what it is as Kimi would say thumbup

Edited by hdrflow on Saturday 1st March 20:21

nickwilcock

1,523 posts

276 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Griffalow said:
...my train departure time was 10pm - I was 5 minutes from the exit for the Eurotunnel the time was 9 am - I thought ample time - BUT NO.

From the motorway it took nearly 3 hours to reach passport control. We thought there was a security scare, good old more than my jobs worth passport control decided to cock it all up...
So, if you left the autoroute at 09:05 and reached pisspot control some 3 hours later, what did you do until the 22:00 departure?

Griffalow

Original Poster:

88 posts

159 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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sorry - let me clarify, I arrived at 9pm (21.00hrs)

GoneAnon

1,703 posts

181 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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I bet the bad guys never thought of sticking a ski rack or a roof box on a big car to sneak into the country.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Op,

This is where you should have posted your rant..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Fiscracer

585 posts

239 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Troubleatmill said:
a/ Public sector workers are out to piss you off.
or
b/ Just because it isn't on the telly - doesn't mean that there isn't something serious going on.
Only one thing worse than public sector workers and that's estate agents

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

196 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Griffalow said:
well just because you have been away skiing in your big cars, we are going to make you suffer ( no one ever considers we may have worked our nuts off ) - I know I sound a pompous tt but honestly, Range Rovers, XC90's and Discoveries were everywhere, with either top boxes or ski's on top, where the hell do they think we have been, what is the point of checking our passports?????
I'd have checked you vehicle documents as well, then called my supervisor who'd have just gone for his break and wouldn't be back for 45 minutes. Why should you get special treatment just because you drive a Ponce Rover and go on expensive holidays? Next time go on a motorbike, you go straight to the front of the queue.



dibblecorse

7,599 posts

221 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Griffalow said:
what is the point of checking our passports????? - number recognition shows we left the UK a week go - it is embarrassing to be English sometimes - how to government officials ever expect to get respect????
1. To confirm who you are
2. Number recognition confirms your car left the uk, not who was in it.
3. Why are you embaressed?

I bet that if britain stopped the passport checks and then it gets out that undesirables have been cloning plates in the posh ski resorts and driving straight to the uk you'd have a letter wriiten to the Daily Mail.

You neec to get out more, bet you also fume when parent and child bays are full?


MikeOxlong

3,114 posts

218 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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So you're pissed off because the border control people were actually doing their job? Woe is you and the cross you have to bear.

Next time go on the plane.

JMGS4

8,931 posts

299 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Had similar arriving at the 3rd world airport Heathrow. Passport control for aliens 10 desks open and no aliens,and NO waiting time; the single desk for GB/EU passports a seemingly a 200m queue and a lot of very peed-off Brits/Euro peeps... to then be confronted by signs stating that abuse to lazy staff would be prosecuted. Abuse was called for in this case, lazy feckers!!!! I'm sure the do this on purpose.

Griffalow

Original Poster:

88 posts

159 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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I said from the start I sound a pompous tt - I appreciate people have jobs to do - but surely an element of common sense must prevail - checking every occupant on apparently on of the busiest days of the year is not practical. Look at one passport the driver, quick glance let you through. I am a biker, I get judged by people fairly or unfairly, that's life, but I get seriously more stick just because I go skiing in a large 4x4 - my money doesn't just get handed to me because I am a nice bloke, its because I work bloody hard - really disappointing we have such low opinion of people with money

Matt UK

18,084 posts

229 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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You have a large 4x4 and go skiing. We get it.

Dodsy

7,175 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Total non story. I used to travel around Europe every week and I used to be embarrassed flying into the UK with my European colleagues. Aside from odd problems I have always found security coming into European countries refreshingly fast. Come to the UK and they treat everyone like a criminal and you should be grateful that they have let you back into your own country and of course its important that you queue for a long time for the pleasure of visiting the UK. . I have only ever been treated with contempt and disdain at UK security, generally they are much more professional in the rest of Europe.

I now mostly only travel for pleasure but thats even worse. Last time out (week in turkey for a holiday) the passport woman singled out my 12 year old son for special treatment. 'Take your glasses off. Turn left. Turn right. Whats your full name. Whats your date of birth. Do you know these people (myself and my wife) . Where have you been. Where do you live. When did you go away.... ' it went on and on and on. And the bloody woman wouldn't let me speak to him at all during this I was told to 'be quiet or you will be taken away' when I asked what was going on and why she was asking all the questions. It didn't help that she didn't really speak English so my Son was having trouble understanding her. If I had been on my own I would have been tempted to ask for an interpreter. And no there was no obvious security alert for 12 year old boys trying to enter the country, I saw others going through having just had the normal crap treatment.

I think its a power thing, little people with boring lives earning minimum wage take out their frustrations on the people they are supposed to serve. Its ingrained in British society. Doesnt make it any less annoying though.


surveyor

18,690 posts

213 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Griffalow said:
I said from the start I sound a pompous tt - I appreciate people have jobs to do - but surely an element of common sense must prevail - checking every occupant on apparently on of the busiest days of the year is not practical. Look at one passport the driver, quick glance let you through. I am a biker, I get judged by people fairly or unfairly, that's life, but I get seriously more stick just because I go skiing in a large 4x4 - my money doesn't just get handed to me because I am a nice bloke, its because I work bloody hard - really disappointing we have such low opinion of people with money
Once could be a misjudgement, but twice?

Was no one else stuck in the queue? Was this a special queue for people with money and a range rover? I suggest that you were probably treated the same as everyone else and that's what upset your rhythm?

Why did you rven mention the car and money? It's not relevant.

You do seem to have a high(er) opinion of yourself.

dacouch

1,172 posts

158 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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Griffalow said:
I said from the start I sound a pompous tt - I appreciate people have jobs to do - but surely an element of common sense must prevail - checking every occupant on apparently on of the busiest days of the year is not practical. Look at one passport the driver, quick glance let you through. I am a biker, I get judged by people fairly or unfairly, that's life, but I get seriously more stick just because I go skiing in a large 4x4 - my money doesn't just get handed to me because I am a nice bloke, its because I work bloody hard - really disappointing we have such low opinion of people with money
I'm shocked that our border control were checking the passports of everyone in each car whatever next will they start security checking everyone before they board a plan instead of just checking then poor looking ones

SEE YA

3,522 posts

274 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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At the end of the day, they have a job to do as do you.

Its not there hobby is it? Its for you and your family's safety on your trip.

If something was to happen, you would soon shout out why were no checks done etc.

It is all part of worldwide travel be it land, air, sea.

DevonPaul

1,738 posts

166 months

Sunday 2nd March 2014
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This wouldn't be the end of British Half Term would it?

The French are notorious for not bothering about working out if they'll be busy or not on a certain day and staffing appropriately, especially when it comes to government employees.

They have a very different work/life balance and attitude to these things.