RE: Monkey does Geneva: PH Blog
RE: Monkey does Geneva: PH Blog
Friday 7th March 2014

Monkey does Geneva: PH Blog

Harris brings our Geneva coverage to its conclusion, having nearly been decked by Rolls-Royce security



Thank the Lord BMW chose not to unveil the X4 at Geneva. Its stand was, to these eyes, the most impressive of all because of the sheer breadth of material on offer. Front-drive mini MPVs to carbon-tubbed hybrids, to vast pluto-saloons with lashings of M-car for rock-apes like me to drool over. The more I see of the M3 saloon, the more I want to have one.

Perfectly proportioned reckons Harris
Perfectly proportioned reckons Harris
A motor show stand is very much a static metaphor for the mental health of a car company. Five years ago BMW apologetically hid its performance backbone, now it flaunts it alongside the cleverest small car on sale, the i3. Shifting subject for a moment – can anyone understand how it, and the Tesla Model S, were beaten by the Peugeot 308 to the COTY prize? Me neither. We really shouldn’t be surprised by COTY awards, but somehow this years’ was even more transparently shoddy than most.

But on to better things: like the Lamborghini Huracan. Lately there has been spate of fast cars whose shapes were lavished with styling but with no thought for proportion. The new Lambo reverses the trend. It’s a startlingly clean shape, and rarely do four wheels sit so snugly within their recesses. Okay, the nose is a little snubby in the flesh, but overall this is the definition of a car that will sell on looks alone.  I mean, does it really matter that the car is 1.5 seconds slower to 125mph than the McLaren 650S?

McLaren has reacted decisively to the challenge
McLaren has reacted decisively to the challenge
The McLaren’s styling is everything the Lambo’s is not – a little fussy and quite obviously a response to those who thought the 12C was too bland. I’ve always had a soft-spot for the 12C’s is-it-a-Lotus looks, and think I prefer it to this new model. Once spec variations have been equalised, the 650S is actually cheaper, so we can probably assume the 12C’s days are numbered.

If I’m cold-ish on the looks, the 650S’s dynamics could be very exciting. The P1 lays down McLaren’s driving DNA, and it’s a much more interactive, playful script than the one delivered by the 12C. If this new car, and the models that follow it, work from that genetic material, Ferrari will need to respond, because it really is that good.

But will people just buy a Huracan instead because it looks so damn good?

A few light tweaks and suddenly the Cali shines
A few light tweaks and suddenly the Cali shines
There were other expensive choices on display too. Rumour has it that Ferrari detuned the new turbo-California from over 600hp because it was just too fast. On the styling theme – isn’t it strange how just a few small tweaks can turn a munter into something graceful. I like the new Ferrari F-Type, I mean California.

It wasn’t as pretty as a the Maserati Concept, and whoever thought fitting the letters ‘Alf’ into its name must be oblivious to Italian motoring history and Fiat in-brand squabbles. Or very much aware of it, and in possession of an excellent sense of humour. Either way, if they made it, and it drove just half-decently and sounded right, the thing would sell. Oh, and they put some proper headlights on the Alfa 4C!

The small car prize went to the Renault Twingo. Rear-engined and rear-drive just as BMW turned to the dark side. Of course the only problem with Renault banking on small cars to revive its fortunes is that small cars don’t sell for much and margins are tight. But you can’t fault it for surprising us.

Well, what else was Audi supposed to do?
Well, what else was Audi supposed to do?
The new Audi TT was much criticized for looking like the last TT, but when you accidentally create the most iconic sports car shape of the past 20 years, you don’t chuck it away, do you? The new interior is fab, the proportions are right and for those in the market for this type of car it could be perfect. The 420hp Sport Concept was interesting too.

Merecdes was light on all-new product, just the new S-Class coupe which cleverly hides its imposing dimensions. Instead it rolled-out an integrated mobility package called Mercedes Me – an online portal that does everything you could possibly need in terms of personal transportation from buying a new car to renting; even ordering a taxi. On the surface, not as interesting as a Lamborghini, but when you try and visualise how we will buy and use cars in the next ten years, it could be an inspired move.

Mmm, she's a beauty...
Mmm, she's a beauty...
The Fiat stand had the best gratuitously pretty girls and the worst cars. That 500L seems to get worse the more you stare its gopping face. There’s talk of them dropping Lancia too, probably no bad thing.

And so the German domination of this industry continues. Rage against it if you must, but they’re making the most desirable cars right now. And thank you to the chaps from Rolls-Royce for rescuing me from the security guard near your stand. I thought she was going to deck me.  

A video follows next Wednesday.

Chris

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MycroftWard

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5,987 posts

242 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Loving the Huracan, perfect proportions indeed judging by the pic's, stunning. I'd buy it on looks alone over the competition, if I had the necessary folding of course.

Ollieb7

432 posts

227 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Maybe the security guard saw your vid on the P1 describing it as some sort of slag... Good Man! ;-)

Escort Si-130

3,449 posts

209 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Like that M3 colour, even though I wont buy it in that colour, looks nice.

Frimley111R

19,205 posts

263 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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It'd be shame to see Lancia die but tbh its probably been in its death throws for decades now...

Dave Hedgehog

16,321 posts

233 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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MycroftWard said:
Loving the Huracan, perfect proportions indeed judging by the pic's, stunning. I'd buy it on looks alone over the competition, if I had the necessary folding of course.
it looks far to bland for a lambo imo, approaching boring


LuS1fer

43,504 posts

274 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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I have long been entirely muystified by people who think BMWs are anything other than gopping across the range.

That Fiat may be sinfully ugly but only copies the MINI Countryman which set the trend in goppingness.

Far too many cars these days are gopping.

I like that twingo and assume that is it goes well, the idea may spread up to the Megane. Now that would be something and the thought of a brave new world filled with RWD rear-engined cars has it's appeal, albeit I'm not usre that fence post or pet animal is going to fit any more.

At least renault are thinking outside the box and Citroen's cactus shows they have finally given up chasing the Germans and realised we like quirky cars like the old Renault 4 and Citroen 2CV (always thought the old Ka was a modern 2CV).

In a way, all this crappo safety legislation may yet prove useful in a new creative interpretation of the motor car. has to be good inb the long run.

Davey S2

13,394 posts

283 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Escort Si-130 said:
Like that M3 colour, even though I wont buy it in that colour, looks nice.
Invalid car blue?

MycroftWard

Original Poster:

5,987 posts

242 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Dave Hedgehog said:
MycroftWard said:
Loving the Huracan, perfect proportions indeed judging by the pic's, stunning. I'd buy it on looks alone over the competition, if I had the necessary folding of course.
it looks far to bland for a lambo imo, approaching boring
I think it's still exotic despite having a clean looking shape. I know Lambo are well known for the wild stuff covered in vents and wings, certainly since the eighties with the Countach Anniversary etc. But they've a long history of producing beatiful cars that aren't excessive. Is the Muira bland?

FisiP1

1,279 posts

182 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Any more details about the security incident? What even happened?

As for the cars, I wish McLaren would have restyled the back of the 650s to something a little more P1-ish, now it just looks a little bit too much like a cut and shut.

Chris Y

222 posts

217 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Huracan certainly looks good if, possibly, slightly safe for a Lambo. TT- iconic? I hadn't realised that bland was another meaning of "iconic" (in terms of looks at least). Twingo will be very interesting. Shame there was nothing on what Aston will do with the AMG engines.

bencollins

3,574 posts

234 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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new mclaren looks awesome IMO, geniunely makes you draw breath, the 12c was too boring, great job!

AtWork

145 posts

218 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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It looked for a minute like you weren't going to get your accreditation - last I saw of you, you were leaning over the desk holding the monitor in the age-old "let me see that, it must be on there somewhere" style ;o]

bencollins

3,574 posts

234 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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that BMW's purply eggshell blue is fabulous :P

exceed

455 posts

205 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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"And thank you to the chaps from Rolls-Royce for rescuing me from the security guard near your stand. I thought she was going to deck me."

You can't leave us with that without giving the full story!

I like the new F-Type too, think it's a perfect evolution of the car that preceded it.

DanBMW

195 posts

213 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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The TT looks SO bland from the front. Still don't think the Ferrari California is that good looking and the 12C is better looking than the 650s. 12C has actually grown on me quite a bit.

DanielSan

20,004 posts

196 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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The California is now the prettiest Ferrari for a long time.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

277 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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LuS1fer said:
I have long been entirely muystified by people who think BMWs are anything other than gopping across the range.

That Fiat may be sinfully ugly but only copies the MINI Countryman which set the trend in goppingness.

Far too many cars these days are gopping.

I like that twingo and assume that is it goes well, the idea may spread up to the Megane. Now that would be something and the thought of a brave new world filled with RWD rear-engined cars has it's appeal, albeit I'm not usre that fence post or pet animal is going to fit any more.

At least renault are thinking outside the box and Citroen's cactus shows they have finally given up chasing the Germans and realised we like quirky cars like the old Renault 4 and Citroen 2CV (always thought the old Ka was a modern 2CV).

In a way, all this crappo safety legislation may yet prove useful in a new creative interpretation of the motor car. has to be good inb the long run.
100% yes

oh and Chris Harris, shame on you for your Lancia comment....shame on you. They're only in the postion they're in because of a lack of decent investment and models....Alfa were close for some time. None of the age old marques should be allowed to fold so easily

Dave Hedgehog

16,321 posts

233 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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MycroftWard said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
MycroftWard said:
Loving the Huracan, perfect proportions indeed judging by the pic's, stunning. I'd buy it on looks alone over the competition, if I had the necessary folding of course.
it looks far to bland for a lambo imo, approaching boring
I think it's still exotic despite having a clean looking shape. I know Lambo are well known for the wild stuff covered in vents and wings, certainly since the eighties with the Countach Anniversary etc. But they've a long history of producing beatiful cars that aren't excessive. Is the Muira bland?
its an interesting design and must have been shocking when it came it probably as much as the veneno

hdrflow

854 posts

167 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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The TT MK1 is definitely iconic. The MK3 is no doubt a better car but is not even a real facelit of the MK2 exterior wise. Was hoping for a mini R8. Lambo looks awesome.

Mr_Dave

145 posts

219 months

Friday 7th March 2014
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Agoogy said:
100% yes

oh and Chris Harris, shame on you for your Lancia comment....shame on you. They're only in the postion they're in because of a lack of decent investment and models....Alfa were close for some time. None of the age old marques should be allowed to fold so easily
Any manufacturer that has stooped so low as to make cars that look like this needs shutting down....