P1

[Ultra Violent]

Anyone else been invited to join P1?

[Turbofree]

What is P1?

[Ultra Violent]

It's a car club run by Damon Hill. Basic story is 2.5K membership 12.5k a year, 50 days worth of cars from Lambo to 550 to 996tt.... Worst car is a 996 cab best is probably the lambo lots of the prancing stuff...

Membership by invite only, limited to 250, 6:1 person to car ratio....

They're inviting me to a demo day, seems rude not to go...

[Turbofree]

Certainly would be rude not to go. Wouldn't mind an invite myself!

[bosshog]

A friend of mine is lucky enough to be a free member of this club. Turns up with some very nice machinary. (ba^%$##d!!).

[scottster]

You could hire them for yourself for less than that each year - AND you wouldn't have to listen to boring old DH at meets!!

(Or maybe I'm missing the exclusivity part here...)

[REV-EREND]

I've been invited to join too ... what an honour !

[lrussell5]

dont want to disappoint anyone but I think a load of us have. You know how marketeers buy and sell consumer profile databases? well I think we're all on the same one!

[domster]

Well I havent, so you lot must be 'considerrerbly richerr than moy'!!!!

Or maybe Damon has heard how I treat my cars

[ultra violent]

No, no, it's really exclusive, they told me each time they cold-called. It's also backed up by the junk mail they keep sending me

[lrussell5]

...and putting in the Sunday Sport

[ninja_eli]

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Or maybe Damon has heard how I treat my cars

[scottster]

Wouldn't be the first advert UV had replied to out of the back of a Sunday Sport now would it!!!

[lrussell5]

replied to or just rung up? 0898....

[domster]

Yeah, the P in P1 probably stands for Prostitute...

For your joining fee and yearly membership, you get a nice Scandinavian blonde for a few days a year, a French maid for a week, Thai ladyboy for special occasions etc etc

Six members to every hooker, Cynthia Payne organises it...

C'mon UV - you're a single man now. You can come clean on this one

[scottster]

Give us the goss UV, we're all living rather broing lives out here in the stix compared to you cocaine snorting, lady-boy banging, Canary Wharf sorts...

ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?

[londonscot]

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ps: I hear they're running twice the number of DLR trains for you today just to get the usual supply of 'pleasures' out to the city boyz?

As another Canary Wharf -living City Boy, I can categorically deny those rumours

Now where's the SNIFF icon....