By now I should be dead! Or worse.

[Thankyou4calling]

I've lived through swine flu, bird flu, SARS, AIDS, Rabies scares, BSE and mad cow disease. STDs, Ebola, I've been to Africa without jabs, had the odd fling with shall we say, women who weren't virgins, I eat out of date food and re freeze meat. People seem obsessed with hand gels and cross the road if someone sneezes. Don't get me wrong, I get sniffles and take the odd aspirin but how come all these diseases and scares have passed me by. I must be immortal.

[Silent1]

This reads like a Facebook repost...

[Grandpad58]

Wait until you get older.

[steveatesh]

Grandpad58 said:

Wait until you get older.

Assuming he does of course,

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Caution - dead man posting

[Alucidnation]

[HBLC]

You could have cancer and not even know it.

[Martin_M]

where's the most cringe-worthy thread post?

[QueenBee]

You could be HIV positive, have Herpes and Hepatitis B/C and not even know it. With some of these things it can be 20 years before symptoms start showing up. Do let us know - you will be able to post as death is slow and painful.

[vixen1700]

QueenBee said:

You could be HIV positive, have Herpes and Hepatitis B/C and not even know it. With some of these things it can be 20 years before symptoms start showing up. Do let us know - you will be able to post as death is slow and painful.

Cheerful post of the day.

[Thankyou4calling]

I definitely could have those things, but, the way in which some people behave you'd think it was a certainty. These illnesses are almost an industry in themselves, scare mongering and an over reaction by people who have a vested interest in selling inoculations for something that is highly unlikely to happen. Salmonella that's another one. I've eaten loads of eggs, had a couple for brekkie today and it's done me no harm.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Thankyou4calling said:

Salmonella that's another one. I've eaten loads of eggs, had a couple for brekkie today and it's done me no urrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg.

[Asterix]

Thankyou4posting

[Terminator X]

I've run across a railway track and wasn't killed or even maimed ...

TX.

[Thankyou4calling]

Asterix said:

Thankyou4posting

My pleasure

[QueenBee]

Russian Roulette.

[Jasandjules]

Yep. But these days if you believe everything they say pretty much everything can kill you.

[Grandpad58]

Smoke fags OP?

[Eric Mc]

Do you want a medal for just being lucky?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Eric Mc said:

Do you want a medal for just being lucky?

I do. I've never had a medal.