Clunk ?
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avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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DB9,Sitting in heavy traffic,on incline when going from park to drive I heard a slight clunk,advice please.

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Was there a smell ??

Neil1300r

5,769 posts

208 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Turn the stereo up!
Don't put in park - its auto they are designed to be left in gear
wink

avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Jockman said:
Was there a smell ??
No smell Jockers, I do not fart in the Aston.

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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avinalarf said:
No smell Jockers, I do not fart in the Aston.
Ok, that rules out your colostomy bag. Good.

Tell me, did your legs feel all warm? scratchchin

avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Neil1300r said:
Turn the stereo up!
Don't put in park - its auto they are designed to be left in gear
wink
Thanks Neil,I usually do keep it gear ,although if at lights or heavy traffic I sometimes put it in neutral with foot on brake.
This was an unusual occasion of a traffic jam on a hill .

avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Jockman said:
Ok, that rules out your colostomy bag. Good.

Tell me, did your legs feel all warm? scratchchin
For a welcome change I post a sensible question and you seek to turn it into a personal hygiene issue.
Seems I cannot win.
To answer your question,no my legs did not feel warm.

peterr96

2,226 posts

205 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Have you checked the restraints on the ladyboys?

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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avinalarf said:
For a welcome change I post a sensible question and you seek to turn it into a personal hygiene issue.
Seems I cannot win.
To answer your question,no my legs did not feel warm.
Good. We're getting somewhere.

Apologies but I'm on a sunbed next to a volcano so I only have limited access to the askjockman.com website.

Just trying to rule out the obvious so bear with me.

Tell me, when was the last time you had an endoscopy? scratchchin

avinalarf

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6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Okay ,I have had enough of this nonsense,Jockman and Peter are now banned from MY topic.
I think Neil was trying to be on topic,so he can stay.
Anybody with a sensible contribution ?

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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I know you think I'm taking the piss, Steven, but I really am trying to get to the bottom of your problem yes

Neil1300r

5,769 posts

208 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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avinalarf said:
Okay ,I have had enough of this nonsense,Jockman and Peter are now banned from MY topic.
I think Neil was trying to be on topic,so he can stay. nono
Anybody with a sensible contribution ? nono


avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Okay,change of mind,owing to recent posts.
Neil,is banned.
Jockman ,you can stay but I have my doubts about your line of questioning,so your on a yellow card.
Where are you ?

michael gould

5,698 posts

271 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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were the ladyboys performing any type of oral pleasure ?….perhaps you put it back in gear and tried to move off too quickly before fully engaged due to the added excitement

Just a thought

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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I'm in lanzarote, matey, and tbh I'm a bit miffed that you think I'm not taking your issue seriously. I really do have better things to do with my Speedos on yes

Anyway, it's only by asking pertinent questions that allow us as a forum to address members´ problems.

So, you say you were in a traffic jam and that it was on a slight incline. Tell me, at the exact moment you heard the clunk, were you having a tug? scratchchin

peterr96

2,226 posts

205 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Jockman said:
I'm in lanzarote, matey, and tbh I'm a bit miffed that you think I'm not taking your issue seriously. I really do have better things to do with my Speedos on yes

Anyway, it's only by asking pertinent questions that allow us as a forum to address members´ problems.

So, you say you were in a traffic jam and that it was on a slight incline. Tell me, at the exact moment you heard the clunk, were you having a tug? scratchchin
There may be weight to this suggestion. Check one of the ladyboys doesn't have a clonky jaw.

GAL001

1,444 posts

205 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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avinalarf said:
DB9,Sitting in heavy traffic,on incline when going from park to drive I heard a slight clunk,advice please.
I have the same thing happen in my audi rs6, but as it's a c5 with the crap gearbox I wasn't that suprised, May be just because it rolled back a bit maybe?
And before you ask yes I have warm pants when this happens as I think if the next bill!

avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Jockman said:
I'm in lanzarote, matey, and tbh I'm a bit miffed that you think I'm not taking your issue seriously. I really do have better things to do with my Speedos on yes

Anyway, it's only by asking pertinent questions that allow us as a forum to address members´ problems.

So, you say you were in a traffic jam and that it was on a slight incline. Tell me, at the exact moment you heard the clunk, were you having a tug? scratchchin
STAY THERE !
Red card !
A combination of too much Sun and alcohol has obviously softened your brain,I can understand that,but you have no place on MY topic.
No Aston and a holiday in Lanzarote........hhmmmmm !

Jockman

18,414 posts

190 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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FFS, we mention wking and an Audi driver pops up...what are the chances of that ???

Bonjour, Gary smile

avinalarf

Original Poster:

6,438 posts

172 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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michael gould said:
were the ladyboys performing any type of oral pleasure ?….perhaps you put it back in gear and tried to move off too quickly before fully engaged due to the added excitement

Just a thought
Michael, I notice a slight coarsening in your humour.
It is unbecoming of you,please remain the kind,sweet boy that you were .