Worst dealer BS

[aspirated]

Can anyone find worse than this load of crap?



'anyone who owned from new must have been a celebrity and anyone who sits in the drivers seat inherits that title'


Do they really think the people who buy these kind of cars need convincing?

[agent006]

I bet there's someone else coming to see it tomorrow.

[VolvoT5]

Virtually all of their adverts have the same style BS write up. Do people really buy a 110k car from someone with such terrible marketing and the inability to spell?

[FastNReliable]

Lifetime opportunity you say???

Regret is hard to live with??

Shut up and take my money!

[Paddymcc]

That dealers adverts are comical. A Ferrari that needs a 21 gun salute!

[Ari]

I was trying to work out how it was a 'one off'. Then I noticed it was fitted with electric front windows, an adjustable steering column and a leather gear knob!!

That is absolutely fking shameful! It's an insult to the intelligence of anyone in the market for the car!

I think that is possibly the most cringe worthy thing I've seen for a long time, going to have to steal it for that thread I think.

Thanks for posting, really made me laugh!

[All that jazz]

Here are the "pics coming soon" -

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-4...

ETA: Also, obvious self-written testimonials are obvious. And WTF is this all about :

"In Search of the right vehicle.... Although we have not yet physically purchased a vehicle from AA Performance, we at Lawung can be sure to say we receive constant updates in search of the right vehicles as customer service dominantly reaches its climax, I believe our pending company cars shall be purchased direct with AA Performance, slowly but surely, for all those Autotrader fans - you are looking in the wrong place! Mr F Atcha, Preston, Lancs."



And the dealer is in Bolton, which would be reason enough for me to look elsewhere personally.

Edited by All that jazz on Tuesday 11th March 19:12

[Ari]

Paddymcc said:

That dealers adverts are comical. A Ferrari that needs a 21 gun salute!

Who is the dealer? Can't see it on that screenshot.

[mwstewart]

I can imagine they do sell, and I can imagine the type of customer

[Impasse]

Crikey. That's, erm, sudden.

[Ari]

It probably looks a lot better without a flash blasted on it.

[Impasse]

Ari said:

It probably looks a lot better without a flash blasted on it.

I think I've seen that film on a special website.

[aspirated]

Ari said:

Thanks for posting, really made me laugh!

What's even funnier is that they have numerous R8's in stock, I feel like ringing up and inquiring about the 'one off' R8 in the 'most 'sort after' spec.... ie all of theirs

[Funk]

Ari said:

It probably looks a lot better without a flash blasted on it.

I'm going to disagree.

[aspirated]

Impasse said:

Crikey. That's, erm, sudden.

Pretty sure the doorcards should also be tan? Mixed and matched parts..?

[Ari]

mwstewart said:

I can imagine they do sell, and I can imagine the type of customer

I wouldn't imagine many of 'that type of customer' have the where-with-all.

[Ari]

Funk said:

Ari said:

It probably looks a lot better without a flash blasted on it.

I'm going to disagree.

I haven't seen one in the flesh so I'll take your word for it.

[Ari]

Crivins, they've got another unique one off R8! What are the odds..!?

This one is 'the most sought after' spec as well, wonder how that works?

R8. TOTALLY 1 OFF AND WILL NEVER BE REPEATED, KNOW THIS YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WITH, AN EXCLUSIVE EVERYDAY SUPERCAR, REST ASSURED THAT THIS COMBINATION IS THE RAREST & MOST SOUGHT AFTER,



http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

[Ari]

And another! It's like bagging the triple roll-over isn't it?

R8. TOTALLY 1 OFF AND WILL NEVER BE REPEATED, KNOW THIS YOU WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WITH, AN EXCLUSIVE EVERYDAY SUPERCAR, REST ASSURED THAT THIS COMBINATION IS THE RAREST & MOST SOUGHT AFTER, CELEBRITY LOOKS AND ANYONE SAT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT WILL INHERIT THAT TITLE, TONGUES WAGGING AND HEADS TURNING,

http://www.aaperformance.co.uk/used-cars/audi-r8-5...

[hyperblue]

Browsing in 'incognito mode' eh OP?

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