Great sale technique!!
Great sale technique!!
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roseytvr

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1,790 posts

204 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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In the classifieds

"4.5 cerbera ...............Not for wimps, I'd advise that if you haven't had a TVR before, you won't like it so stick to an Audi TT"

Lol - that's what you call a hardcore tvr owner!!

blueg33

45,588 posts

250 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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roseytvr said:
In the classifieds

"4.5 cerbera ...............Not for wimps, I'd advise that if you haven't had a TVR before, you won't like it so stick to an Audi TT"

Lol - that's what you call a hardcore tvr owner!!
There was an ad like that last year, I wonder if iots the same car/seller

marcus1875

1,512 posts

168 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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He's got a point imho. I've a 1982 wedge and a mk1 TT roadster. The TVR is far superior, sounds better, feels better and looks better. The TT is in tiptop condition but all the electronic gizmos have taken the fun and feeling from driving it ( same as motor probably). So yes, I think the TVR is a better drivers car.
odd way to sell though, but honest.
marcus

robsco

7,875 posts

202 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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Sure fire way of alienating a potential buyer, and sheer stupidity really.

phillpot

17,491 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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robsco said:
Sure fire way of alienating a potential buyer, and sheer stupidity really.
Really?


If I felt there was a good chance it was the car for me I wouldn't let a little comment like that put me off, whether I found it amusing or not.


Seems to have served its purpose.... got peoples attention wink

robsco

7,875 posts

202 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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Really really. It just smacks of arrogance, in my humble view! Fair play to those who could see past that, I personally couldn't.

EGB

1,774 posts

183 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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One would not sell an Aston Martin that way.

im

34,302 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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He doesn't REALLY want to sell hehe Probably under orders from the missus frown

swisstoni

23,071 posts

305 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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Interesting. Not normally a great idea to have an opinionated car ad (!) but in this case I suppose it could weed out a few people who don't just don't get TVRs.
Personally I wouldn't advertise a TVR anywhere apart from a club site or pistonheads. I don't think I could bear trying to explain a TVR to someone who hasn't done their homework.

QBee

22,285 posts

170 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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Saw a 54 reg DB9, metallic grey, dark brown leather with walnut interior, late 30s slim blonde lady getting out of the driver's seat, at Waitrose yesterday.

She smiled at me as i got out of my battered Merc ML, as we had both been naughty and taken a shortcut through a (Waitrose) no entry sign.

I was sold......silly

slippery

14,093 posts

265 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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So all those people who bought a Cerbera as their first TVR don't actually exist. What a moron.

frenchie TVR

294 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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It’s kind of funny, but also stupid, really, it’s not like a Cerbera is not driveable and you do not need to be supper human to drive one…

When I bought my first Chimaera, a 450 over 5 years about, I checked the car and before we went for a test drive, the guy went “what sports car do you have” and I went “I do not have a sport car”, he went “what car do you have” and I went “I do not have a car, I have not had one for 7 years”…. The guy’s face dropped when he heard my answer (kind of “what, the guy has not had a car for 7 years and he wants to buy a 4.5L V8…?????”)

Anyway, I bought his car, and even drove it back from Bristol to London under massive rain … Sold it after 9 months and bought a Chimaera 500, I have tracked it 4 times and so far I have not died or smashed up the car (did scare myself a few times, but who has not in a TVR…?).

The reason I did not have a car for 7 years: lived in London (still do) and did not really have a requirement for a car, I had a motorbike and I had friends and girlfriend with cars… The tweaked KTM 640 super moto I had at the time was pretty as hairy as a Chimaera anyway…

Is the guy selling the Cerbera as he has lost his balls…? What quicker car is he looking to get? As far as I am aware, there are not many, unless he spends huge bucks….?

robsco

7,875 posts

202 months

Wednesday 12th March 2014
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slippery said:
So all those people who bought a Cerbera as their first TVR don't actually exist. What a moron.
I traded a GTV in for my first Cerbera, at 21. Believe it or not, as proved by this post, I am still alive!

vroom

665 posts

310 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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I've got a Cerb and a...TT

wobble

mikal83

5,340 posts

278 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Chill pills are available in aisle 5.

I love it and applaude the person that had the ad, dont like it........tough.

ChilliWhizz

12,333 posts

187 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Stay with me on this, it is relevant to the topic....

I worked with a guy last year I hadn't met before, couple of days into the trip a small group of us started talking about cars... Now I'd worked with these guys before, except for the 'new guy', who none of us had worked with before... So, the newbie is actually a really nice genuine guy, he owns quite a few cars, some quick, some classic (including a Fezza Mondial).. Anyway he suddenly stumps up with (offering advise based on experience) 'don't buy a TVR, they're bloody dangerous'.. He wasn't aware their was a TVR owner there (me), or that two of the other guys were about to become TVR owners... (Harley Pilot-now has a 4.2 Cerb, and SwissRoll, now has a Tuscan S).

So, somewhat nonchalantly I asked 'really? why do you think they're dangerous?' Turns out a year or so before he'd bought a Cerb, and had spun it in spectacular fashion smile This had frightened the crap out of him and he'd subsequently sold it... His face was a picture when I explained that I owned a TVR, and that perhaps the car's handling and performance might have been a couple of levels above his driving abilities biggrin It must be said, he took this rather well and saw the funny side of it...

So, I'm just wondering if the seller referred to in the OP might be just a bit like the lad I met last year....

Funny old world smile

Konrod

912 posts

254 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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im said:
He doesn't REALLY want to sell hehe Probably under orders from the missus frown
This. I had a friend who had a 911. His wife told him to get rid as it was a waste of money. he advertised it for two weeks and didn't get a sniff, at which point he said no-one wanted it, selling it would just lose money and he should hold onto it until its value went up. She went for it and he kept his 911.

The important point is that he advertised it in knitting weekly...............

QBee

22,285 posts

170 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Konrod said:
im said:
He doesn't REALLY want to sell hehe Probably under orders from the missus frown
This. I had a friend who had a 911. His wife told him to get rid as it was a waste of money. he advertised it for two weeks and didn't get a sniff, at which point he said no-one wanted it, selling it would just lose money and he should hold onto it until its value went up. She went for it and he kept his 911.

The important point is that he advertised it in knitting weekly...............
So that was "cast on 9, knit 1, pearl 1, carrera on to the end of the row, increase by 2S"?

ChilliWhizz

12,333 posts

187 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Konrod said:
im said:
He doesn't REALLY want to sell hehe Probably under orders from the missus frown
This. I had a friend who had a 911. His wife told him to get rid as it was a waste of money. he advertised it for two weeks and didn't get a sniff, at which point he said no-one wanted it, selling it would just lose money and he should hold onto it until its value went up. She went for it and he kept his 911.

The important point is that he advertised it in knitting weekly...............
Hmm, surprised he didn't get any takers..... smile Now, if he'd advertised it in hairdressers monthly....

TV8

3,463 posts

201 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Reverse psychology or putting off the tyre kickers?