The cyclist and the BMW M5 driver.....

[Orangecurry]

This has been going on for a few weeks now.

This morning, the driver sneaked up on the cyclist, on a narrow section of country road, then when two feet away sounded the horn and buried the accelerator into the axminster.

What a glorious sound; the cyclist, spitting stones out of his mouth, grinned and waved, and got a cheery wave back from the driver.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Shame it wasn't a flat-six anymore, but you'll be back....

Ho
Ho
Ho

[FeelingLucky]

....and why did the cyclist have stones in his mouth?

[Orangecurry]

Some kind of training-aid?

New diet?

Weight-reduction? (by grinding the teeth down)?

[pete a]

WTF

You need to talk to Frank.

[HoHoHo]

My pleasure

V8TT sounds wonderful, goes like stink and it doesn't catch fire either

On your next run to school, watch out, watch out there's an F10 M5 about

[Orangecurry]

...have you only just arrived at work?

[HoHoHo]

Orangecurry said:

...have you only just arrived at work?

Yep, Milan

[Orangecurry]

sounds like a Top Gear Challenge.

YOU must start in rural Sussex, at 8:30am, and race to... Milan.

HoHoHo-son roars-off in the M5, Orange-May gets on his bike, and.... is still in rural Sussex nine hours later.

ps I wondered why there was a party going on at your office this afternoon

[HoHoHo]

Orangecurry said:

sounds like a Top Gear Challenge.

YOU must start in rural Sussex, at 8:30am, and race to... Milan.

HoHoHo-son roars-off in the M5, Orange-May gets on his bike, and.... is still in rural Sussex nine hours later.

ps I wondered why there was a party going on at your office this afternoon

I know, boss is away, staff must play

Fortunately we're really busy and they're being kept on their toes!

I'm off tomorrow for a week or so but watch out when you're being a pesky cyclist week after next