What "slow" cars would you love to own?
What "slow" cars would you love to own?
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white_goodman

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4,521 posts

220 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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A lot of PHers are obsessed with RWD, performance and handling but what about cars that don't have much performance or don't handle particularly well? Some cars still appeal to me to potter around in on a nice sunny day when I'm in no hurry to get where I'm going, holding up powerfully-built directors in their TVRs and I can still take pleasure in wringing out every ounce of performance from a "slow" car, especially if it handles tidily.

Before it gets silly and people start saying that 200+ bhp cars are slow, let's define "slow" as 100bhp or less.

To just potter around in, I would love to own any of these:

















For thrashing to within an inch of its life:









I wish they did a Cooper S version but this is probably my favourite vehicle in the MINI franchise and the diesel would probably be reasonably fun to thrash about in!



These also. Technically not less than 100bhp but certainly not fast by todays standards.







What "slow" cars would you really like to own?

Dave Hedgehog

16,321 posts

233 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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the toyota starlet SR that we had, 75bhp i think


Vladimir

6,917 posts

187 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Our 85bhp Jimny was great fun but ONLY off road!

Considering a Panda 4x4 TwinAir at the moment.

LOW4LYFE

159 posts

150 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Fun to plod around in. But genuinely scary trying to join a modern motorway in one.

Unlight

492 posts

209 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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white_goodman said:
I wish they did a Cooper S version but this is probably my favourite vehicle in the MINI franchise and the diesel would probably be reasonably fun to thrash about in!

They do!

Ash From Flux

1,138 posts

197 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Definitely some VW love;



If it could only be one though;


I assume it's around the 100bhp mark, and - quite frankly - if it's good enough for The Saint...

ewenm

28,506 posts

274 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Defender is on my "to own" list but I fear the reality would not live up to my preconceptions.

omgus

7,305 posts

204 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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We used to use Suzuki jimnys as work cars. They (at least our work ones) are so dangerous on the road they are funny, but once you get in tune with them it takes serious skill and balls to hustle them along. hehe

I currently have a Focus st170 and a Shed of a Citroen ZXtd. I haven't used the focus in months it will be going up for sale soon as i just always find myself taking the shed. Slow, noisy, crap steering, bad body-roll and terrible brakes. But you really have to be "on it" to keep it at NSL speeds on the local roads and i don't think i have gone above 65mph in the last month. Looking at a 1.6 Eunos later on this summer if the shed fails it's MOT.


ETA Jimnys offroad are amazingly capable, they are just terrifying on tarmac.

white_goodman

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4,521 posts

220 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Unlight said:
They do!
Petrol? I read that they only did a Cooper petrol and a Cooper D version.

itcaptainslow

4,719 posts

165 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Peugeot 106 Rallye S1.

/End thread.

boyse7en

8,174 posts

194 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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100hp slow!

Most fun I have had in cars were properly slow and low-powered cars. You have to drive them flat out all the time to get anywhere. It also means you learn teh value of inertia, and techniques to get around corners without ever touching the brakes.

Ones I had:
Mini 850 (29hp)
DAF 33 (don't know, but a 700cc air-cooled twin was never going to be lairy)

SuperHangOn

3,486 posts

182 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Good thread. These both come to straight to mind: (and definitely the Karmann Ghia but that's been done wink

Got a real thing for those indestructible land cruisers




Proper old school W123 taxi, the more millions on the clock the better




MiseryStreak

2,929 posts

236 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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white_goodman said:
fk off slow!


y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Panda 4x4 biggrin

white_goodman

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4,521 posts

220 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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MiseryStreak said:
fk off slow!

Not in its day but today wouldn't see which way the average hot hatch went (not that that matters)!

vixen1700

29,009 posts

299 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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A Traction Avant.

Came very close to buying one in the early '90s, took it out for a drive but thought it was actually too slow. hehe

Bought another slow car, a Volvo P1800 instead. Still would love a Traction though. cool

cianha

2,175 posts

226 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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I've already got a slow car, and yes, it's a lot of fun. Just don't spend too long on the Motorway.


I think I'd go aircooled again, boxer perhaps. 2CV or derivative (Mehari/Dyane)



Edited by cianha on Wednesday 26th March 16:41

deltashad

6,731 posts

226 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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MiseryStreak

2,929 posts

236 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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white_goodman said:
MiseryStreak said:
fk off slow!

Not in its day but today wouldn't see which way the average hot hatch went (not that that matters)!
You've not been to Goodwood Revival have you?

Pixel Pusher

10,412 posts

188 months

Wednesday 26th March 2014
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Rage Cyclone. 70 BHP.