One Make Car Clubs - all you need to know
One Make Car Clubs - all you need to know
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DickyC

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58,434 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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My bro called. Did I want to take his '69 Cooper S to a meeting at Bealieu? He'd booked it but was unable to go.

Of course I did.

Batting down the M3 early on a Sunday - and having a whale of a time - I came upon a crocodile of classic Mini Coopers and Cooper Ss; about twenty of them. I eased back to find they were doing a steady fifty. I drew alongside the last car and was greeted rapturously by the young couple inside. At the next car my greeting was enthusiastic; the third car, pleased; the fourth car, warm. By the middle the reaction was neutral. From there forward it was increasingly hostile. The guy in the lead car, whose crocodile this was, was purple with rage, gesticultaing and, although I couldn't hear him, yelling his head off.

Fifty, huh? Watch this. Into third, floor the throttle and away. Fifty, my arse.

The original Cooper S won the Monte Carlo Rally. Some Police forces used them as interceptors.

I decided it was a metaphor for One Make Car Clubs. Like so many things in life it's all about power and control and very little to do with the nominal subject.

cobra kid

5,588 posts

269 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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What?

AngryPartsBloke

1,439 posts

180 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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cobra kid said:
What?
This.

DickyC

Original Poster:

58,434 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Metaphor.

danjama

5,728 posts

171 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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I get it.


DickyC

Original Poster:

58,434 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Possibly a bit long for a metaphor but, y'know.


smile

Chris Type R

8,940 posts

278 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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So the snake is a penis ?!?!

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

195 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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So basically, the guy leading the pack was 'Mr Mini Cooper club' and didn't like you getting ahead of him.

Club's can be interesting, but in my experience, attract a lot of idiots.

My days of meeting up in pub car parks staring at garishly pained Ford Focuses are well behind me.

Edited by mnkiboy on Thursday 27th March 12:57

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Short version:

"If you see someone in a "Subaru" jacket. Run, run for your life..........!" ;-)

mwstewart

8,554 posts

217 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Very good smile

Leins

10,429 posts

177 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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mnkiboy said:
So basically, the guy leading the pack was 'Mr Mini Cooper club' and didn't like you getting ahead of him.
Depending on your outlook on life, this person is either:


- To be avoided at all costs

or

- The main source of entertainment for the day

SebastienClement

1,952 posts

169 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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Thankfully not all one marque clubs are like this.

I'm a member of a one model club, and they're a super lot.

DickyC

Original Poster:

58,434 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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I was on the management committee of a one make club at one time when an elderly member who ran a little car business died and left all his car stuff to his one employee. Some members of the club including the chairman decided the stuff was theirs and asked for it to be surrendered. The chap was understandably reluctant. At a committee of management meeting the chairman asked for an off-the-record discussion and then proposed to break into the guy's house and take it.

There were many votes against and he was dissauded. The compromise was to suggest to the chap that if he didn't give up the stuff his business would suffer. This got through on a majority.

Not me I hasten to add, but then I didn't last long on the committee.


HumbleJim

28,973 posts

212 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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I think car clubs in general attract some very odd people. They are invaluable however for technical support and rare parts. I just tend to avoid the meetings. frown

Devil2575

13,400 posts

217 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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DickyC said:
I was on the management committee of a one make club at one time when an elderly member who ran a little car business died and left all his car stuff to his one employee. Some members of the club including the chairman decided the stuff was theirs and asked for it to be surrendered. The chap was understandably reluctant. At a committee of management meeting the chairman asked for an off-the-record discussion and then proposed to break into the guy's house and take it.

There were many votes against and he was dissauded. The compromise was to suggest to the chap that if he didn't give up the stuff his business would suffer. This got through on a majority.

Not me I hasten to add, but then I didn't last long on the committee.
Sorry? What stuff are we talking about?


Devil2575

13,400 posts

217 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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A lad I know got into classic Minis and started his own project. He decided to go to a club meeting. It was the first and last one he attended. He described the people there as "distinctly odd".

Incidentally he managed to run his car for about 10 years without joining in the club scene.

DKS

1,910 posts

213 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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So you judge an entire group of Mini enthusiasts because some didn't instantly adore and admire your car, and the lead guy didn't appreciate your diving? That's totally fair.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

199 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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MX5?

aeropilot

40,609 posts

256 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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DickyC said:
I decided it was a metaphor for One Make Car Clubs. Like so many things in life it's all about power and control and very little to do with the nominal subject.
No, it just shows how little you clearly know about driving in convoy.......

DickyC

Original Poster:

58,434 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th March 2014
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DKS said:
So you judge an entire group of Mini enthusiasts because some didn't instantly adore and admire your car, and the lead guy didn't appreciate your diving? That's totally fair.
No, no, no. Not one group of Mini enthusiasts, ALL one make car clubs.

I know it's the broad brush approach but it saves a lot of bothersome detail.