The "Micra Effect" ?
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jayemm89

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4,464 posts

159 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Hello all,

An interesting thing happened recently. Now, we all know the general reputation of the Micra driver. Hardly boy racers.

Some scrote was kind enough to do a hit-and-run on my mother's car recently and while it was in the shop they gave her a Micra.

Although not a fast driver by any means, even she said that she "couldn't believe how slow it was, but you didn't realise how slow you were going" - to the extent that on several occasions people thought she had gotten lost on the way home, it took that long!

I had a similar experience recently in a Land Rover Defender - I thought I was going through corners at a decent lick, only to find out I wasn't even doing 2/3rds the speed limit there.

Anyone else had any cars that just went slow, no matter how fast they thought they were going?

graham22

3,326 posts

234 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Seen the opposite, an eldery customer had an accident in her MG Metro years ago, was written off but as it had sentimental value (late husbands car) she bought the salvage and paid quite a bit to have a local body shop repair it.

The body shop loaned her a newish Micra, as soom as the Metro was finished, she p/x'd it for a brand new Micra. Hate to think of the figures involved.

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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We had a 1.4 auto as a courtesy car, thought it was a decent little car to be honest, not fast but not tragic either, however my auntie has an ancient 1.0 bubble shape one and that is horible, feels like its broken.

Paraicj

502 posts

170 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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My first car was a '00 Polo 1.0. Driving on my own on country roads I always thought I was motoring along nicely. Joining a road with any traffic on it...I wasn't. Acceleration was glacial, top end speed woeful, handling weak, but I was easily fooled.

Aphex

2,160 posts

229 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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A rental Citroen Picasso. First felt like 5th, 5th felt like.. nothing hehe

CatfishCKY

904 posts

201 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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I've owned two Micras - a 1.0 and a 1.3 Cabriolet - and whilst they weren't earth-shatteringly quick, they weren't bad. I even got surprised by one when it pulled out ahead of me whilst I was travelling at circa 60 on a nice straight bit of road.
I thought to myself that I would overtake as I figured it was going to be driven really slowly by some old biddy, but as I committed to the overtake (road nice and empty), I had to get to c. 80 to get past! Little bugger had accelerated a lot quicker than I had figured! Then I remembered they could carry a surprising turn of speed when you wanted them to!

In terms of cars going slower than you think they are, my 1.6 MX5 is a candidate for that! I can rev it to 6k rpm, it makes lots of thrashy noise, I change gear a couple of times, then I look at the speedo and I'm only just past 50! :-S I need a faster car...

jayemm89

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4,464 posts

159 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Whenever I drive the missus' car (SEAT Ibiza 1.4 - 85PS) I get in it and think "oh, this is quick enough" - then I go to pull out and put my foot down, only to find that what I thought was 20% was 100% already.

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

227 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Nah, you can punt a micra along at a decent enough pace if you want to.

Mr_Yogi

3,288 posts

284 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Mr_Yogi said:
We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.
I thought the Mk1 Focus was a handling milestone ?

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

202 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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CrutyRammers said:
Nah, you can punt a micra along at a decent enough pace if you want to.
Exactly, but you get more man points for spouting st on the internet slagging them off.

Triumph Man

9,580 posts

197 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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J4CKO said:
Mr_Yogi said:
We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.
I thought the Mk1 Focus was a handling milestone ?
I always remember my mum's as being a sweet little handler. Wonderfully willing engine in it as well.

iloveboost

1,531 posts

191 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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What does she drive normally? It takes me a while to adjust to a different car.
I think the more engine/wind noise and the more body roll the slower you drive but the faster the car feels because you're brain links more body roll and more noise to more speed. Also I think body roll makes g-forces feel higher than they really are.
Also a low driving position makes things appear to move towards you faster than a high driving position I think because your eyes focus closer to you rather than further away as you can't see so far.

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

193 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Mr_Yogi said:
We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.
Yours was either accident damaged/fecked or you're doing summat wrong. HTH smile

Gypsum Fantastic

412 posts

240 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Bizarrely, I found the couple Mercedes vans I have driven have had the opposite effect. Doing 70 feels like you're crawling along at 30.

jayemm89

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159 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Gypsum Fantastic said:
Bizarrely, I found the couple Mercedes vans I have driven have had the opposite effect. Doing 70 feels like you're crawling along at 30.
This explains a lot biggrin

I personally love the feeling you get when getting out of a van and back into a regular car. Even something fairly ordinary feel super-low and super-fast.

zedx19

3,046 posts

169 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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Mr_Yogi said:
We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.
Serious post or trolling? Mk1 Focus, even today, handles superb. My mrs has one and every time I have to use it, I grin when I get home, fantastic little cars to chuck about.

Hoofy

80,035 posts

311 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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jayemm89 said:
Although not a fast driver by any means, even she said that she "couldn't believe how slow it was, but you didn't realise how slow you were going" - to the extent that on several occasions people thought she had gotten lost on the way home, it took that long!

I had a similar experience recently in a Land Rover Defender - I thought I was going through corners at a decent lick, only to find out I wasn't even doing 2/3rds the speed limit there.
I'm thinking the body roll would discourage spirited driving until you got used to it. I tried a brand new (at the time) 2005 Micra. It felt like I was driving a spacehopper. (But at the time, I was using a Skyline as my everyday runaround.)

turboteeth

354 posts

191 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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zedx19 said:
Mr_Yogi said:
We had a Mk1 1.6 Focus last year and even with 4 new contenentals, I had no confidence cornering it. I couldn't believe how unsafe all the other road users were being, driving around corners much faster than I was. That was until we changed our car.
Serious post or trolling? Mk1 Focus, even today, handles superb. My mrs has one and every time I have to use it, I grin when I get home, fantastic little cars to chuck about.
Completely agree - our ST170 is not a sports hatch by any means but the handling is excellent and even after 140,000 miles I think it corners brilliantly!!

ch108

1,127 posts

162 months

Thursday 3rd April 2014
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My sister had a mk2 Micra a few years ago. It was surprisingly good fun to drive.

Then a few years back my car was rear ended a few weeks before Christmas. So it was in the bodyshop for a month due to the holidays. My courtesy car was the newer Micra (the one that looks like a frog from the front). That was slow. It also hated taking sweeping motorway bends at 70. Almost felt like it was going to drift into the central barrier. It was uncomfortable, tinny, had horrible white heater controls on a black dash. It looked like the kind of controls you got on a 1970s gas cooker. And I was stuck with this thing for a month.

Compared with the Fiesta or Clio the Micra just felt out of date. Even a J reg Polo i used to drive felt better. Was glad to see the back of it.