It's his watch, he likes it. That is all.
It's his watch, he likes it. That is all.
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DickyC

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58,864 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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In Mrs C's magazine a while back a woman wrote into the What's it Worth? page saying she wanted to buy her husband a new watch but he thought his watch was perfectly acceptable. She didn't like it. It had been given to his father in 1929. She said it was gold, supplied a photo, the maker's name, the serial number of the watch and asked if it was worth anything.

The magazine responded by saying they, like the husband, liked the watch. They gave a bit of history of the watch, noted its Rolex-like appearance and said it might fetch £200 in an auction.

WRONG.

The correct answer is, "Fcensoredk off, it's his watch and he likes it, leave him and his watch alone."

"He thinks it's acceptable but I don't actually like it."

Jeez. Buy yourself a watch then, you interfering busybody.

CHN

2,362 posts

285 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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You can purchase a cracking new wife on russianbrides.com for a very reasonable price. You can then keep the watch and bin the sour faced hyper bh, leaving her free to find a new husband with a more appealing timepiece. Jobs a good un.

Zigster

2,004 posts

175 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I wish my wife would try and persuade me I need a new watch. Lucky bugger.

marcosgt

11,506 posts

207 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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I'm looking forward to Mrs DickyC's letter next month.

"My husband gets awfully vexed about the most inconsequential things... How can I stop this as I worry he'll have a heartattack or his head will explode if someone dares to say deployment when they mean deployant!" biggrin

M

PS My mate got a wife off Russianbrides - Be warned, they look shiny and exciting at first, but long term, you'll come to regret you wasted your money. Save a bit longer and get one from a more reputable, less flashy supplier.

Edited by marcosgt on Thursday 17th April 12:29

DickyC

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58,864 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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You know us so well!

Miguel Alvarez

5,185 posts

201 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Zigster said:
I wish my wife would try and persuade me I need a new watch. Lucky bugger.
Know the feeling.

Hoofy

80,160 posts

313 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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marcosgt said:
PS My mate got a wife off Russianbrides - Be warned, they look shiny and exciting at first, but long term, you'll come to regret you wasted your money. Save a bit longer and get one from a more reputable, less flashy supplier.
You mean plentyoffish.com? *shudder*

westberks

1,459 posts

166 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Hoofy said:
marcosgt said:
PS My mate got a wife off Russianbrides - Be warned, they look shiny and exciting at first, but long term, you'll come to regret you wasted your money. Save a bit longer and get one from a more reputable, less flashy supplier.
You mean plentyoffish.com? *shudder*
You mean smellsoffish.com? *shudder* (edited for you biggrin )

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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DickyC said:
In Mrs C's magazine a while back a woman wrote into the What's it Worth? page saying she wanted to buy her husband a new watch but he thought his watch was perfectly acceptable. She didn't like it. It had been given to his father in 1929. She said it was gold, supplied a photo, the maker's name, the serial number of the watch and asked if it was worth anything.
It sounds to me like she wanted to flog it.

DickyC

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58,864 posts

229 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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grumbledoak said:
It sounds to me like she wanted to flog it.
And replace it with one from M&S for £15? How bad could this situation get?

She needs to be flogged.

Hoofy

80,160 posts

313 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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westberks said:
Hoofy said:
marcosgt said:
PS My mate got a wife off Russianbrides - Be warned, they look shiny and exciting at first, but long term, you'll come to regret you wasted your money. Save a bit longer and get one from a more reputable, less flashy supplier.
You mean plentyoffish.com? *shudder*
You mean smellsoffish.com? *shudder* (edited for you biggrin )
Didn't I just say that? biggrin