Desert island Dusty!

[Corin Denton]

One day Dusty C who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.


He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibility of a small boat and even a raft let alone a Griff!


Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! (female if anyone's wondering!)


The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Dusty and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"


"Ten years," replied the amazed Dusty.


With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.


He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.


"Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"


"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway Dusty replied, "Ten years."


Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket, removes a flask and hands it to him.


He opened the flask and took a long drink. "It is the nectar of the Gods!" stated the Griff driver. "'Optimax for man!!!!"


At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked,


"And how long has it been since you played around?"


With tears in his eyes, Dusty fell to his knees and sobbed with joy,


"Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!!!!"

[nztrev]

To which the blonde said,

"COME ON BIG BOY,SHOW ME THAT BIG WOODY YOUVE HAD STASHED ALL THESE YEARS"

Dusty

"HANG ON..........I CAN'T TEE OFF WITHOUT MY FAVOURITE CARDOGAN AND TARTAN TROUSERS"



>> Edited by nztrev on Tuesday 30th November 08:23

[Tripps]

But you've missed the most important bit, when the boat sank Dusty would have drowned long before he could make a decision about which Island to swim to

[Corin Denton]

Tripps said:

But you've missed the most important bit, when the boat sank Dusty would have drowned long before he could make a decision about which Island to swim to

You mean with that big 'bling bling' medallion weighing him down or his Hamlet style 'Carlos Fandango' chest wig taking on water??