Worst rhymes

[Johnnytheboy]

I was listening to the David Bowie song 'kooks' in my car today, in which he rhymes the word "dry" with the word "dry". I thought we should have a PH awards thread for the worst rhymes in popular music.

I think we should start by presenting a lifetime achievement award to the words 'wine' and 'fine' for their services to lazy soft rock songwriters.

Any more nominations?

[gforceg]

Well we got no class
And we got no principals
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes.


There are some howlers but I've been drinking so I'll have to get back to you.

[Gaspode]

Don't you talk to me
In that sign language
When I'm eatin' a sandwich
in a corner cafe

[Seeker UK]

This one makes me cringe:

I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey

[DukeDickson]

Anything uttered by Vanilla Ice.

Case closed, surely .

[Speedy1995]

Moving bricks to brickston and learning how fix them - Nobbie Williams

[Funk]

"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.."

[6th Gear]

But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep.

[Voldemort]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

[popegregory]

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

[m1dg3]

popegregory said:

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Hilarious - that's the first one I thought of too.

[popegregory]

m1dg3 said:

popegregory said:

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Hilarious - that's the first one I thought of too.

Without googling it, wasn't she also afraid of the dark, especially when she was in the park?

[Halmyre]

Johnnytheboy said:

I was listening to the David Bowie song 'kooks' in my car today, in which he rhymes the word "dry" with the word "dry". I thought we should have a PH awards thread for the worst rhymes in popular music.

I think we should start by presenting a lifetime achievement award to the words 'wine' and 'fine' for their services to lazy soft rock songwriters.

Any more nominations?

"Generals gather in their masses
Just like witches at black masses"

"Fourth day, five day marathon
We're moving like a parallelogram"

[Crackie]

Voldemort said:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I always cringe when I here all of Serengeti's sylables being squashed and and rushed to fit in there.

[Funk]

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains".

[Johnnytheboy]

Well, what do you know about that?
I love you more than my cat.

[grumbledoak]

"But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head"

Yeah, that's great Lou.

[Hub]

Liam Gallagher's effort at songwriting:

"You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine? Or even tried a trampoline?"

[Negative Creep]

I'm so 2008
You're so 2000 and late



Actually, pretty much anything the Black Eyed Peas or professional moron Will.I.Am as ever penned

[CharlesAL]

Anything Niki Minaj or Pitbull do. There's that one song I was subjected to many, many times, where he rhymes Kodak with... Kodak.