Terrifying passenger test drives.....
Terrifying passenger test drives.....
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TroubledSoul

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4,665 posts

223 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Well, I had an interesting experience this past weekend. Went to see a nice looking Impreza WRX, and was very pleased with the car. Then the lad took me out in it......

All was well until he decided to race another car on a DC to show me what it could do. He thought it was great. I thought I was going to die. As I clung to the handle above my head for dear life, I thought "I might not get out of this!". The car was clinging to the road as best it could, but he was all over the place. I was certain he was going to lose it and we were going to go straight over the central reservation and into the scenery.

I'm not easily rattled, but the way he drove absolutely terrified me, and I couldn't wait to get out of the car.

I still bought it, but fk me, I thought that was it. I shouldn't have been as subtle when trying to calm him down, in hindsight, but there we go! Next time, if there is a next time, I'll go for "SLOW THE fk DOWN" as opposed to "Yeah it's fast, probably best not to drive it so fast on here though"....

I felt a right tit to be honest, as the guy in the other car and anybody else who saw us would have thought I was in on it!

Anybody else experienced anything similar?

Garlick

40,601 posts

269 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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When I sold cars, yes.

That said, I usually just told them to slow down and I would have done so here if he was about to crash the car I wanted to buy.

Toaster Pilot

14,861 posts

187 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Wouldn't be too keen to buy a car from someone like that....

zedx19

3,046 posts

169 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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"1 considerate lady owner" I take it?

TroubledSoul

Original Poster:

4,665 posts

223 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Toaster Pilot said:
Wouldn't be too keen to buy a car from someone like that....
Quite, but as I'd been looking forward to it all week while I was on holiday and there was nothing fundamentally wrong with the car itself, I decided to overlook his antics.

If I'd found any slight issues after that, I'd have walked. But the driving on its own wasn't enough to deter me.

Ennoch

371 posts

167 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Toaster Pilot said:
Wouldn't be too keen to buy a car from someone like that....
+1

My natural instinct when selling a car is to be Miss Daisy and go for smooth gearshifts and inputs rather than the 'look at how much of a dick I can be' attitude.

jon-

16,534 posts

245 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Not quite the same, but the 750bhp Gumpert Apollo press car coming out of the pit lane at Estoril.

I'd been driving all sorts of fast cars that day, but the speed at which it lept off from the "end of pitlane" line and towards the 90 degree right hander with barrier startled me.

We were on Michelin Pilot Super Sports and were overtaking the R8 GT and 911 GT3 Cup car on slicks. It was a good day.


aka_kerrly

12,505 posts

239 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Ennoch said:
Toaster Pilot said:
Wouldn't be too keen to buy a car from someone like that....
+1

My natural instinct when selling a car is to be Miss Daisy and go for smooth gearshifts and inputs rather than the 'look at how much of a dick I can be' attitude.
this.

That way when the kid buys the car and goes wheelspinning off into the distance you can confidently say that the clutch failing 2 days after he bought it was his own doing!!!

Shaoxter

4,594 posts

153 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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You always feel like you're going quicker and more out of control if you're a passenger, or so I would assume. Either that or I also drive like that crazy driver you mentioned :P

TheJimi

27,671 posts

272 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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I remember sitting next to Paul from Road Track Race in his Mevabusa demonstrator and being quite taken aback with how bloody quick it was.

With circa 400hp per tonne, I knew it was going to be quick - just not THAT quick! First time I've sat in a car and for a brief moment, been unable to compute what was going on hehe

Tickle

6,447 posts

233 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Passenger lap in Radical around Elvington airfield.

The instructor asked how long ago and what I had for breakfast, I replied with porridge, he said the following that has stuck with me.....

“if you’re going to throw the porridge up just open your visor, it will just blow behind us”

I didn’t hurl but I was utterly shocked at how fast the little thing went; in acceleration, cornering and most impressive braking!

dalzo

1,877 posts

165 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Instructor at knock hill taking me round in a Cupra, not terrifying but scary how he could take corners that fast while telling me and two others how to drive, made it look like a leisurely Sunday drive

Triumph Man

9,576 posts

197 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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When I sold my Passat I drove it in a calm, yet swift, manner. I think the buyer appreciated that. He could see that I did rush the 'box, that nothing knocked, and that it was quite sorted.

Another school of thought on the ragging though: If the bloke ragged it on the testdrive and it didn't show anything wrong with the car, then that is arguably a bonus. A mechanically fked car would surely show something up!

aka_kerrly

12,505 posts

239 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Triumph Man said:
If the bloke ragged it on the testdrive and it didn't show anything wrong with the car, then that is arguably a bonus. A mechanically fked car would surely show something up!
It's a reasonable logic!!

Fast Bug

13,540 posts

190 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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I had a guy refuse to slow down on a test drive in a new 911 until I undid his seatbelt for him. I'm not being killed on a test drive because some cock knocker can't drive.

In my own time a 400+ bhp 1960's Beetle was interesting. Massive turbo lag pulling away in second gear, then the turbo spooled up and it fked off down the pit lane. Never been in anything that pulled as hard as that biggrin

8bit

5,518 posts

184 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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dalzo said:
Instructor at knock hill taking me round in a Cupra, not terrifying but scary how he could take corners that fast while telling me and two others how to drive, made it look like a leisurely Sunday drive
Similar - instructor at Knockhill taking me round in my own Cupra (R in fact) - it was more the speed he was carrying through corners that surprised me, much more skilled and braver than I am.

Sump

5,510 posts

196 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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I just take the owner out on a casual drive. I will tell them I am going to do a kick down so they can see it go through the rev range and then I will do a half decent stop to show it stops in a straight line.

What moar do you want to see?

TheJimi

27,671 posts

272 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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Anyone else really quite wary of getting into a properly quick car with a driver of unknown provenance?

When I do, I usually say "gonnae no kill me?!" hehe


chazola

459 posts

186 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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I went to look a nice classic Merc and as well as driving like a mental, the bloke revved it so hard waiting at a set of lights -engine still cold too- that part of the accelerator linkage popped off and we coasted to an embarrassing stop on a main road... I walked away from that one with an "I'll think about it"...

Triumph Man

9,576 posts

197 months

Tuesday 6th May 2014
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8bit said:
dalzo said:
Instructor at knock hill taking me round in a Cupra, not terrifying but scary how he could take corners that fast while telling me and two others how to drive, made it look like a leisurely Sunday drive
Similar - instructor at Knockhill taking me round in my own Cupra (R in fact) - it was more the speed he was carrying through corners that surprised me, much more skilled and braver than I am.
See that would make me twitchy - somebody driving my car at 10/10ths who isn't me! There's a knack to my car, given it's shagged-ness, even to the extent of having the correct action when unlocking it!