ASDA runs out of money

ASDA runs out of money

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simpo two

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85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Amazing but true.
I just quoted them a job costing £20.
They want the work done now, but can't accept an invoice until January as they have no money left.


Maybe I'll go and load up with Asda grub and tell them to call me in Jan for the loot?

Muppetts!

Podie

46,630 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Sounds like a typical case of a departmental budget running out to me….

Wacky Racer

38,307 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Despite Asda being owned by Wal-Mart, the world's biggest retailer......

Tell 'em to feck off and take their "business" elsewhere......

I supplied Wakefield prison with 6 cricket balls, value £36 last May, just got paid last week after 3 reminders.........

Tossers......

simpo two

Original Poster:

85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Well yes. If it was £5,000 I could have understood it - but £20? Jeez, put it on expenses!

Podie

46,630 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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simpo two said:
Well yes. If it was £5,000 I could have understood it - but £20? Jeez, put it on expenses!


Been a while since you've worked for a company with red tape..?

simpo two

Original Poster:

85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Podie said:
Been a while since you've worked for a company with red tape..?

Yep, but I was in Marketing so we were still allowed to take the odd flyer. Having no power whatsoever did teach me resourcefulness, a skill that has stood me in very good stead since!

Seems to me that business is polarising into massive corporations at one end and 'high-tech cottage industries' at the other - a bit like sharks and pilot fish. They have ultimate power but lumber along unable to make decisions or change course inside a year, whilst I can make instant decisions and do anything I like, as long as I have sufficient judgement not to screw up.

Podie

46,630 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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simpo two said:

Podie said:
Been a while since you've worked for a company with red tape..?


Yep, but I was in Marketing so we were still allowed to take the odd flyer. Having no power whatsoever did teach me resourcefulness, a skill that has stood me in very good stead since!

Seems to me that business is polarising into massive corporations at one end and 'high-tech cottage industries' at the other - a bit like sharks and pilot fish. They have ultimate power but lumber along unable to make decisions or change course inside a year, whilst I can make instant decisions and do anything I like, as long as I have sufficient judgement not to screw up.


nail on the head…

Council's are renound for doing the opposite… spending naff all during the year, and then blowing it on some pointless road scheme just prior to the end of the financial year, otherwise they have their budget cut…

tonyhetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Wacky Racer said:
I supplied Wakefield prison with 6 cricket balls, value £36 last May


They've probably lost them all now anyway!!

simpo two

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85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Wacky Racer said:
I supplied Wakefield prison with 6 cricket balls, value £36 last May

I supplied them with a vaulting horse and a spade...

Ex-Biker

1,315 posts

249 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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simpo two said:
Amazing but true.
I just quoted them a job costing £20.
They want the work done now, but can't accept an invoice until January as they have no money left.


Maybe I'll go and load up with Asda grub and tell them to call me in Jan for the loot?

Muppetts!


Similar thing happened with a guy would did some promotional printing for a Tesco near me. This was about £3k of work and he owned a very small print business.

He got 2 trollies full of shopping. After it had gone through the till and he had it packed (happy packers!) he told them he would be back to pay for it in 60 days.

A little chat with the store manager and 2 days later he got his money.

victormeldrew

8,293 posts

279 months

Thursday 9th December 2004
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Ex-Biker said:

simpo two said:
Amazing but true.
I just quoted them a job costing £20.
They want the work done now, but can't accept an invoice until January as they have no money left.


Maybe I'll go and load up with Asda grub and tell them to call me in Jan for the loot?

Muppetts!



Similar thing happened with a guy would did some promotional printing for a Tesco near me. This was about £3k of work and he owned a very small print business.

He got 2 trollies full of shopping. After it had gone through the till and he had it packed (happy packers!) he told them he would be back to pay for it in 60 days.

A little chat with the store manager and 2 days later he got his money.
I love to have seen that! Good for him, they don't like it up 'em, do they sir!

Doesn't help get repeat business though, so maybe not a good long term strategy.

ATG

20,736 posts

274 months

Friday 10th December 2004
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ain't just ASDA ... I remember about 15yrs ago when the whole bleeding MOD ran out of cash and put a freeze on procurement ... pure accounting genius. In our lab alone we had many thousands of pounds worth of kit sitting round that couldn't be used because we couldn't spend a few quid on spare parts and maintenance. So you're burning salaries and depreciation for no return, but at least you aren't spending any more cash.

>> Edited by ATG on Friday 10th December 00:12

simpo two

Original Poster:

85,843 posts

267 months

Friday 10th December 2004
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It gets better... 2-3 weeks ago they wanted this job urgently.

They still haven't checked the file!

golfman

5,495 posts

248 months

Saturday 11th December 2004
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I would like to know what job you can do nowadays for £20 quid?

It must have cost you more than that with all the poncing about by the sounds of things.

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

265 months

Saturday 11th December 2004
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Wacky Racer said:

I supplied Wakefield prison with 6 cricket balls, value £36 last May, just got paid last week after 3 reminders.........

Tossers......


I do quite a bit with HMP Wakefield & Armley, always pay bang on time, mind you no bugger else does.

Phil

simpo two

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85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Latest...

They finally ordered 20 floppy disks with wallets.

Before I could even get the wallets, they have now asked for prices for 50, 100 and 150.

Without wallets.



Good job these people aren't in charge of anything more dangerous than cheese, isn't it!

AllTorque

2,646 posts

271 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Can you get cheese in a wallet?

simpo two

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85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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AllTorque said:
Can you get cheese in a wallet?

If it's one of those processed slices, yes. I'll do anything for money

Jasper Gilder

2,166 posts

275 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Tell them your prices go up in January and if you bill them in January it will have to be at your 2005 rate - say £40.00. Alternatively if they pay in December it will be big discount time!

simpo two

Original Poster:

85,843 posts

267 months

Thursday 23rd December 2004
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It gets better

They rang today and said 'Those 20 disks haven't turned up...'

I said - No, I thought that order was superseded by the 50/100/150 quote - which I'm still waiting for a decision on.

'Oh' they said. Well can you quote us for 20 AND 150?

...WITH wallets.'





ing hell...