RE: Caterham Seven: PH Fleet
RE: Caterham Seven: PH Fleet
Thursday 15th May 2014

Caterham Seven: PH Fleet

Heaterless Seven too raw for everyday use? Not a bit of it!



Have you ever seen a toddler attempt their own child seat belts? That's how I looked trying to drive home after the Handling Day with the Caterham. I couldn't wait for the first road drive but I also couldn't secure myself. Or fit the steering wheel. Or find the keys. It was somewhat of a palaver.

Garlick regrets wanting to go for a drive
Garlick regrets wanting to go for a drive
Since then I've done more than 2,000 miles in the Caterham, adopted it as my almost daily drive and become completely besotted by it. I can even do the belts up now. It's gone home to Ipswich, been used for airport runs and visited friends as well. Chasing Garlick and his TVR to Goodwood for Members' Meeting was a particular highlight. Driving back from Aintree to Twickenham on a Saturday night wasn't quite so entertaining.

It's not been perfect but living with a Caterham has been tremendous fun. The key is compromise. Approach it like a normal car and it will be hugely frustrating; accept that it will take a minute or two for the harnesses, that you must take a cut-off switch and all occupants bring their own ICE then you're fine. Mostly.

But it's actually been far more usable than I ever expected. Of course the visibility is great, especially with the roof off, and having such immediate response from all the controls is really reassuring on the road. There's nothing to alter your inputs or dilute the feedback. Which is especially useful out in the rain for the first time! The first (and so far only) time the fuel consumption was measured the Seven returned, appropriately enough, 37mpg. I'll keep an eye on that now; someone's got to offset Dan's profligate AMG use after all.

Just in case it wasn't visible enough!
Just in case it wasn't visible enough!
There are day to day frustrations. If the road is wet, water will spray up under the doors and inside; stuffing a t-shirt there works. Stretching it on the driver's side will block the breeze as well as it can get quite draughty.

Being brutally honest, the noise reaches intolerable levels at time. Around town it's great as the exhaust gurgles along next to you and having it parp along a B-road thrash is predictably amusing. But I'd underestimated how loud it is at a constant rpm; motorway cruising is particularly torturous, slightly ameliorated by some decent over ear headphones. Audiobooks are out of the question though, I've tried and they don't go loud enough. Singing at the top of your voice to maintain sanity on the M40 does work though. Apologies if that sounds hopelessly naive but using the Caterham really is an entirely new driving experience.

Hood on too much right now; bring on summer!
Hood on too much right now; bring on summer!
On the flipside, it's far more comfortable than I would have thought. The 'bag seat' of builders foam has reclined the driving position a tad too much but it's snug and, once up to temperature, there's some lovely warmth from the transmission tunnel. It makes top down drives back from the office a pleasure; that I live just a few miles away is irrelevant as it's an excuse to take a particularly circuitous route!

Moreover, any complaints have been totally offset by the great positives of using a Caterham regularly. The waves from pedestrians, putting a huge smile on the face of my 79 year-old Grandad, throttle matching every gear change; it's all just wonderful.

What next? Well with the summer hopefully on the way, the Caterham should see even more use. I want to do some track days to prevent too much embarrassment in the Academy, Dan wants a go as well, Wales would probably be quite cool and I need to attempt a drive-thru. Can't wait!


FACT SHEET
Car:
2014 Caterham Academy Seven
Run by: Matt
On fleet since: March 2014
Mileage: 2,345
List price new: Academy package from £21,495, our car £26,335 as tested including £3,000 for factory build, £330 for 'Side Screens only', £300 for Momo quick release wheel and column, £60 for push button start and £1,150 for paint (!).
Last month at a glance: A Caterham really can make viable everyday transport. Sort of.



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pozi

Original Poster:

1,725 posts

216 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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There is something within me that really wants to buy a Caterham for use as a daily driver so I will be watching this with interest.

One questions though, can you actually get in or out of one with the roof on??

Moog72

1,600 posts

206 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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pozi said:
There is something within me that really wants to buy a Caterham for use as a daily driver so I will be watching this with interest.

One questions though, can you actually get in or out of one with the roof on??
Just about, but I only did it once or twice when I really had to, although I didn't have a full cage on mine and for a road only DD, you wouldn't really need or want one IMO

renaultgeek

473 posts

177 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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is it not worrying leaving it parked considering it can be got into by anyone?

I'd imagine the cage gives you things to hold on to when getting in and out no?

LB14

320 posts

237 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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You'll feel so much more connected to the road if you replaced the windscreen with an aeroscreen - but I guess that's not permitted under the Academy regs??

itcaptainslow

4,707 posts

165 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Seeing this doesn't reduce my levels of "want". Think a Seven will have to be my next car...just got to force myself to stop looking now.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

233 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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renaultgeek said:
is it not worrying leaving it parked considering it can be got into by anyone?
What are they going to nick?


Matt Bird

1,554 posts

234 months

PH Reportery Lad

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Moog72 said:
Just about, but I only did it once or twice when I really had to, although I didn't have a full cage on mine and for a road only DD, you wouldn't really need or want one IMO
Again just about! It requires a fair bit of wiggling and a set procedure. Steering wheel off for both ingress and egress. Also helps if nobody else is watching...

AndySuperSport

68 posts

162 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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I know chaps who've had their removable steering wheels stolen. Mine has a small toolkit in the boot, but nothing expensive. Suppose they could grab the half bottle of oil :-S A few have storage pouches inside, very easy to forget your iPod or something and for someone to grab it I suppose.

I have no problem with the roof being a short-arse, OH has issues since she's 5' 11", but has got the hang of it. Having a half hood helps.

Likewise ear plugs for long journeys, doesn't detract too much from the theatre of it and you don't end up with the booming tinatus (spelling?) for hours afterwards.

I don't think I could use mine as a daily driver, it gets hot in traffic jams and being an old K-series, that sometimes worries me. But agree with Matt, it certainly gets a good response from most people.

Matt Bird

1,554 posts

234 months

PH Reportery Lad

Thursday 15th May 2014
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McWigglebum4th said:
renaultgeek said:
is it not worrying leaving it parked considering it can be got into by anyone?
What are they going to nick?
They could well be for all I know! But yep, nothing to nick and it takes a fair bit of practice to learn getting in. Any impostors will be exposed very quickly!

AtWork

145 posts

218 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Pay and display parking tickets are my biggest concern but other than that, not carrying anything of value is generally the best bet.

I've taken to wearing a helmet for long motorway runs with an in-ear headphone on the noisy side for entertainment. Looks a bit 'overkill' with a screen, but is much less tiring over a long slog. It's also obviously safer if anything ever did happen to drop off/bounce up from the vehicle in front and managed to clear (or God forbid pierce) the screen. Easy to forget that anything that would clatter the grille or bonnet of most cars would be about chin-level in a 7.

I'd love to use it every day but instead I have to use the train. Oh joy.

jackh707

2,132 posts

185 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Matt Bird said:
They could well be for all I know! But yep, nothing to nick and it takes a fair bit of practice to learn getting in. Any impostors will be exposed very quickly!
If you take your caterham to the supermarket it's common to find a toddler or something trying to get in or just catch them gawping at it.

It's part of ownership as far as I'm concerned. Just hope nobody burns their leg on the exhaust.

Ill out it this way, my motorbike is more practical than the caterham, in every way.
Reckon I stay drier too.

ghibbett

1,919 posts

214 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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pozi said:
One questions though, can you actually get in or out of one with the roof on??
Here's me just about succeeding to get in with the hlaf hood on (I was on the way home from collecting it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WWXPgoDeQ&lis...

ghibbett

1,919 posts

214 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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@ Matt Bird - I would seriously consider getting some proper ear plugs / ear defenders. Many people in the L7 Club with irreversible hearing damage...shoutearsfrown

Gixer_fan

290 posts

227 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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AndySuperSport said:
I know chaps who've had their removable steering wheels stolen.
Isn't the advantage (other than access) of the removable steering wheel that you can take it with you, so also impeding theft of the car ??

Camoradi

4,886 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Gixer_fan said:
AndySuperSport said:
I know chaps who've had their removable steering wheels stolen.
Isn't the advantage (other than access) of the removable steering wheel that you can take it with you, so also impeding theft of the car ??
Nothing better than walking into the office and chucking a Momo onto the desk!

Gorbyrev

1,171 posts

183 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Puddle ingress through the door bottoms is especially bad if you are braking while entering the puddle (apologies to my wonderful mother in law who got a lap full of water this way). Keep your speed constant and make sure the angled bracket on the door that fits over the sill in firmly in place! Enjoy. Life changing experience putting mega miles on a Caterham.

Matt Bird

1,554 posts

234 months

PH Reportery Lad

Thursday 15th May 2014
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ghibbett said:
@ Matt Bird - I would seriously consider getting some proper ear plugs / ear defenders. Many people in the L7 Club with irreversible hearing damage...shoutearsfrown
Ah, thanks. I'll look into it.

Matt Bird

1,554 posts

234 months

PH Reportery Lad

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Camoradi said:
Gixer_fan said:
AndySuperSport said:
I know chaps who've had their removable steering wheels stolen.
Isn't the advantage (other than access) of the removable steering wheel that you can take it with you, so also impeding theft of the car ??
Nothing better than walking into the office and chucking a Momo onto the desk!
Absolutely. I have done this many a time already and it hasn't lost any appeal. To everyone else I look like a moron.

zeta3

79 posts

190 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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nice to see you on winter tyres instead of the usual bread and butter avons or yokohamas

Gixer_fan

290 posts

227 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Matt Bird said:
Camoradi said:
Gixer_fan said:
AndySuperSport said:
I know chaps who've had their removable steering wheels stolen.
Isn't the advantage (other than access) of the removable steering wheel that you can take it with you, so also impeding theft of the car ??
Nothing better than walking into the office and chucking a Momo onto the desk!
Absolutely. I have done this many a time already and it hasn't lost any appeal. To everyone else I look like a moron.
This and walking about in your 'ballet shoes' are always a bit of a give-away...